Yeah man, unless you're 18 and your girlfriend is a stripper I doubt she stole them.
And even if she did, she sounds like a keeper anyways
Yeah it kills me that people are like "wtf man why did you say that" or "BC there are dumbasses like you who get on forums and tell customs how they are sent".
Of people from customs are having to get on the forums to figure out how to do their job, then I dont think we have too much to worry about.
I guarantee it was an asshole stoner who is either A) gonna let those things sit until he loses them. B) Gonna give them to his buddy who "knows what he's doing", and he's gonna fuck them up, or C) the asshole ripper is going to fuck them up himself. What kind of garden variety asshole would put that damn smiley face and write shit? Obviously a moron.
And yeah, fuck dude if it was all ordered and everything in someone else's name I would totally push to find out what happened. I guarantee the post office would be more concerned with an employee stealing weed seeds than some random Joe ordering them.
