Growing Weed

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neil1992

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I am about to start growing:


  • I have a 4 ft. tall cardboard box
  • spray painted white on the inside
  • 2) 200 Watt bulbs
  • 1) 18 inch. fan
  • i am growing one plant
Tell me everything I need to know, as in:

  • how/when to feed it
  • how/when to water it
  • how/when to turn the lights on and off
  • what to do when it grows(tie branches with string,chopping,feminine signs to look for and signs something has gone wrong
EVERYTHING AND ANYTHING ABOUT GROWING WEED WOULD HELP!!!
 
marijuanajoe1982

marijuanajoe1982

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potheaddouchebags said:
Why not get a job you useless douchie_pantload. My shiit has more brains than all you clowns put together. :spew:
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- You actually took time to create a profile on a marijuana site just to call people who smoke pot stupid stoners? looks like i just found out who the useless douchie_pantload is. some big loser with nothing better to do than go around and pick on sick people and teenagers trying to have fun. Shame on you! Just so you know, alot of doctors prescribe Cannabis as a medicine for many various conditions. it is the safest and most useful drug known to man. by most useful I mean It can help deal with the symptoms of more diseases than any other drug can, even advil. This is widely aknowledged by the medical community worldwide. are you a doctor? do you really know anything about pot?
- It is not the fault of a stoner that you lived your life the way your pastor and mommy told you to (who were probably fucking, btw) , don't complain when you realize you are an unfulfilled loser who is sick and tired of working his 9-5 and and not getting any pussy at home from your frigid or nonexistant wife/girlfriend or whatever the fuck problems you have. apparently you don't give a fuck about us, so we don't give a fuck about you either.
- Also, I know plenty of people who smoke pot and lead productive lives and hold down jobs. maybe this guy got passed up for a promotion by a pot-smoking co-worker or something. Tell me, what has pot ever done to you? It must have slept with your wife or something, as mad as you seem to be about it's existance and the existance of those who use it. how is pot any different from cigarettes or alcohol besides it's designation under the law. there has never been a case where pot has been proven to be the cause of anyones death.
- You remind me of one of those people who calles up on howard stern or tom leykis only to tell the radio dj how much he hates him, what he said that made him angry, and what an asshole he is, yet continues to listen to the show just to bitch. and thats just what you are, a bitch.
- Since you don't approve of smoking pot, why don't you go smoke some pole? I'm sure that will leave a good taste in your mouth.

And get the fuck off this forum "douchie_pantload" hahaha

P.S. If I can eviscerate you so easily with my words alone on this forum, imagine what my AK-47 would do in person... and I'm not talking about a strain of marijuana. Of course you will call me a pussy for saying that, but trust me it would be less painful for you and good target practice for me. I am a peaceful man, but I have an anger management problem :)
 
skatterman420

skatterman420

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potheaddouchebags said:
Sounds like a lot-o-pussies on this forum. I can see why you need to be stoned if that's the case. Being a pussy is a pretty tough deal for most men.
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this guy is tooooo cool, prob tried growin and got made fun of, now he took his time to make an account, to talk shit? what a cunt. :roll:
 
mr west

mr west

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more like an 8 year old thinking hes funny, either way a cunt he be.
On the other hand, good luck neil lol
 
marijuanajoe1982

marijuanajoe1982

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potheaddouchebags said:
Sounds like a lot-o-pussies on this forum. I can see why you need to be stoned if that's the case. Being a pussy is a pretty tough deal for most men.
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God this guy is predictable. didn't i tell everyone that was exactly what he was gonna do. I said "He'll probably call me a pussy but..." and lo and behold not just me, but all of us are pussies. Thats rich. Hopefully I touched on a nerve with my previous post. If not, I'm truly sorry... I really truly am.

You seem to be able to tell so much about us just because we share one common interest (like saying all people who smoke cigs are the same, or everyone that drinks alcohol is the same.... simpleminded thinking), but since he is making such sweeping generalizations he MUST think we are all the same. Hey buddy, just so you know, pot smokers are one of the most diverse groups of people on the planet. Pot brings together people of all colors and all nations. Show me a religion that does that.

Anyway you know so much about us that you are on here telling us how horrible we are for these reasons that... you've constructed in your mind. Have you ever been diagnosed with any behavior-effecting disease or psychological disorder? Because you really are a wonderful psychological case study. Why don't you let us know a little about yourself? whats going on in your life right now? Inquiring minds want to know! Seriously though, I just can't help thinking that there's something more to this story... a reason why this man cares so much to actually consort amongst those he so obviously despises. I ask again, what has pot ever done to you?

Also, IS it tough being a pussy? I wouldn't know. Since you know how difficult it is, you must have at least gone through a stage in yout life where you were totally pussified. Controlling mother? abusive spouse or girlfriend? or did she cheat? Please, tell me. You are absolutely fascinating!

It's probably something I've touched on already. I wish this guy could grow the balls to let us know anything about him, but I doubt it's physiologically possible this late in his life.

Also, answer me this: If you are so amazing and I am such a lowly simple pothead, how come I am so much smarter than you? I mean, the difference is like night and day, do you have downs syndrome or something? Please explain how you are so much better than us when you obviously have a mental capacity only slightly above that of a pack of ciggarettes with only 10 cigs in it... explain that.

Once again, get a fucking life! you log on here almost as much as I do. At least I have a reason for being here. You have no excuse.:joint:
 
mr west

mr west

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marijuanajoe1982 said:
God this guy is predictable. didn't i tell everyone that was exactly what he was gonna do. I said "He'll probably call me a pussy but..." and lo and behold not just me, but all of us are pussies. Thats rich. Hopefully I touched on a nerve with my previous post. If not, I'm truly sorry... I really truly am.

You seem to be able to tell so much about us just because we share one common interest (like saying all people who smoke cigs are the same, or everyone that drinks alcohol is the same.... simpleminded thinking), but since he is making such sweeping generalizations he MUST think we are all the same. Hey buddy, just so you know, pot smokers are one of the most diverse groups of people on the planet. Pot brings together people of all colors and all nations. Show me a religion that does that.

Anyway you know so much about us that you are on here telling us how horrible we are for these reasons that... you've constructed in your mind. Have you ever been diagnosed with any behavior-effecting disease or psychological disorder? Because you really are a wonderful psychological case study. Why don't you let us know a little about yourself? whats going on in your life right now? Inquiring minds want to know! Seriously though, I just can't help thinking that there's something more to this story... a reason why this man cares so much to actually consort amongst those he so obviously despises. I ask again, what has pot ever done to you?

Also, IS it tough being a pussy? I wouldn't know. Since you know how difficult it is, you must have at least gone through a stage in yout life where you were totally pussified. Controlling mother? abusive spouse or girlfriend? or did she cheat? Please, tell me. You are absolutely fascinating!

It's probably something I've touched on already. I wish this guy could grow the balls to let us know anything about him, but I doubt it's physiologically possible this late in his life.

Also, answer me this: If you are so amazing and I am such a lowly simple pothead, how come I am so much smarter than you? I mean, the difference is like night and day, do you have downs syndrome or something? Please explain how you are so much better than us when you obviously have a mental capacity only slightly above that of a pack of ciggarettes with only 10 cigs in it... explain that.

Once again, get a fucking life! you log on here almost as much as I do. At least I have a reason for being here. You have no excuse.:joint:
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here here! Still i think ur giving him too much credit for actualy thinking bout stuff deeply.. I stand by my "8 year old" statement.

id give u more rep joe if i could lol.
 
ganjagoddess

ganjagoddess

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potheaddouchebags said:
Sounds like a lot-o-pussies on this forum. I can see why you need to be stoned if that's the case. Being a pussy is a pretty tough deal for most men.
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Wow the OP should feel honored that this asshat picked his thread to post his only two posts in.

But seriously who the hell does that??? It was a drive by signup flame.
 
MAGESTIC HIGH

MAGESTIC HIGH

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Now that the joint is done, I also think it's funny how easy it is to talk shit from the comfort of your own home knowing you'll probably never see any of us. bitch.

Lastly I'd like to add that this really IS a diverse group of humans (meanwhile your what I call a 'stereotype'), from the Geneticist who posts here who has a proven way of sexing at germination of plants, to the person posting here who (to prove we aren't pussies because we smoke) is an ex-NAVY SEAL who could probably silence you with your own knife before you could finish flinching from your hyper extended elbow, but proving to me your not a pussy would be hazardous to your health. Thats not a threat.

It's a promise. :joint::peace:
 
Dabu

Dabu

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Most people with an account name that involves a first name plus a recent year usually means that they were born in that year.
 
wheelerman420

wheelerman420

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Dabu said:
Most people with an account name that involves a first name plus a recent year usually means that they were born in that year.
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So you think neil is only 16? And cruising an adult website? No way, I dont think any kids would do that. lol j/k
 
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