The UK Growers Thread!

UKHG

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aww fucking bored now ffs, userlol im very VERY fuCking unhappy with you but your heads fucked so what do i expect, MG im even more pissed with you coz u got no fucking excuse

CUNTS!
 

moggggys

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yeah the washing side of ha paperwork is creative obv cant say too much nut I assume u are also paying tax onya grows....seems wronger than growin
course , every time i buy something theres compound tax and vat taken at source , if they want more than they need to man the fuck up and make it legal , then mogs will of course be a nice member of society and cough up , until then the balls in there court
 

indikat

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fukin nice moggs thas wat I wanna hear....how do u get away wiv so much wiv out a wash thru summin else...rhetorical of course
 

iiKode

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yeah the washing side of ha paperwork is creative obv cant say too much nut I assume u are also paying tax onya grows....seems wronger than growin
you mean buy laundering it, and putting it through legit shares, etc and making more money, thats my plan but seems a bit dodgy since im only 19 hauling in bigger amounts of money than everyone else my age, and theres only a few chances of saying iv been saving for the past year for a holiday haha
the way i see it, invest dirty money, make legit money, there you go
 

newuserlol

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not that i have enough to launder but isnt casino a good idea, lost about ten % of the cash to make it look legit then get paid with a cheque?
 

moggggys

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fukin nice moggs thas wat I wanna hear....how do u get away wiv so much wiv out a wash thru summin else...rhetorical of course
simply put i dont

i errrrrrrr have a house with a mortgage , im paying of a fair bit over the odds , if it was looked into this would of course show up but the bigger scheme of things is when the house is sold i have 6 figures of completely legal cash , i also have a nest egg thats hidden away and as safe as you can really get it , it doesnt involve anyone else and dogs cant find it etc , theres enough in there to start afresh if need be , beyond this im completely exposed but then im not as big as you may think , been at it may may years now hence a bit of cash but nothing special , im not really into the idea of big returns as i dont want the big risk , sell to friends who sell to there friends , keep it small your head down and a little action just out of sight ,,, thats me
 

iiKode

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not that i have enough to launder but isnt casino a good idea, lost about ten % of the cash to make it look legit then get paid with a cheque?
dont they have monitoring systems for that, cuz if thats the way it works, im wanting some of this harvest to hit my bank for some online purchases lol, good idea mate, better that than an unemployed 19 year old whipping money into his bank like hes growing it haha see what i done there
 

newuserlol

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dont they have monitoring systems for that, cuz if thats the way it works, im wanting some of this harvest to hit my bank for some online purchases lol, good idea mate, better that than an unemployed 19 year old whipping money into his bank like hes growing it haha see what i done there
it works my best mate was a croupier for year hes told me it.
 

iiKode

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simply put i dont

i errrrrrrr have a house with a mortgage , im paying of a fair bit over the odds , if it was looked into this would of course show up but the bigger scheme of things is when the house is sold i have 6 figures of completely legal cash , i also have a nest egg thats hidden away and as safe as you can really get it , it doesnt involve anyone else and dogs cant find it etc , theres enough in there to start afresh if need be , beyond this im completely exposed but then im not as big as you may think , been at it may may years now hence a bit of cash but nothing special , im not really into the idea of big returns as i dont want the big risk , sell to friends who sell to there friends , keep it small your head down and a little action just out of sight ,,, thats me
you seem like a smart man, im sure you can keep it up, usually the grasses that turn everything to shit
 

moggggys

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not that i have enough to launder but isnt casino a good idea, lost about ten % of the cash to make it look legit then get paid with a cheque?
works only if you have friends who are happy to hand over their receipts , every transaction is logged , someone rocking up with 5 grand , changing to chips and changing back is logged , if the amounts dont change then its considered suspect ,,, helps with a little but ant be considered as over all clean
 

iiKode

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it works my best mate was a croupier for year hes told me it.
nice, so exactly how would you do it, go buy all the chips, do a few games of roulette or something, then go back cash in ur chips say you won it? id be para about buying a couple k worth of chips lmao

think moggy just answered that for me ffs
 

newuserlol

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nice, so exactly how would you do it, go buy all the chips, do a few games of roulette or something, then go back cash in ur chips say you won it? id be para about buying a couple k worth of chips lmao
i dont no full details but a good friend who worked in a casino for years says its one of the best ways, ive never done it tho m8 just repeating what i was told.
 

iiKode

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i dont no full details but a good friend who worked in a casino for years says its one of the best ways, ive never done it tho m8 just repeating what i was told.
yeah, ill have to figure that out for myself, too many ways to doit i spose, having cash is great but worthless when you cant pay any bills with it, since everything is online or phone, or direct debit now adays

im sure for small amounts the casino thing would work great, dropping in 900 on chips then checking out with 700 qouldnt be too bad, just say u feared you were going on a losing streak?
 
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