The UK Growers Thread!

Saerimmner

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nice one sae, good to hear u gettin back on ur feet soon m8, I think it was the Irish luck I sent u with that wee parcel lol....no need to thank me m8 lol
Actually that theory may not be as crazy as it seems, day we took the first 2 day after we got the letter saying we had got it, n after the phone call today that said bout the £45 we took the other 2 to celebrate lmao
 

moggggys

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wicked sae well happy for you.

i just got accepted for a bugeting loan 380 i asked for 1200 lolol
wtf is that all about mucka ? i read briefly about you wanting to set up a bit of online action , you havnt taken out a payday bullshit have you ?

i was going to post up a tirade of rambling bollocks ( no more than usual ) on what i thought of the concept but thought better of it after a few jd`s , however as i type me jd has once again come out to play so its a normal state of affairs it seems
 

newuserlol

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wtf is that all about mucka ? i read briefly about you wanting to set up a bit of online action , you havnt taken out a payday bullshit have you ?

i was going to post up a tirade of rambling bollocks ( no more than usual ) on what i thought of the concept but thought better of it after a few jd`s , however as i type me jd has once again come out to play so its a normal state of affairs it seems
no mate no payday loans lol my partner financed the silk road account i just thought id apply for a budgeting loan from the dole to see how much i would get lol
 

moggggys

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no mate no payday loans lol my partner financed the silk road account i just thought id apply for a budgeting loan from the dole to see how much i would get lol
cool , didnt think you was on the rock ,,,

partner ? mrs or mate , shag bag or shag nasty ?
 

newuserlol

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cool , didnt think you was on the rock ,,,

partner ? mrs or mate , shag bag or shag nasty ?
i on the sick mate fair too ill to work lol

partner is a good friend of mine, who want to remain a silent partner, ill be running the account just need to get stock sorted.
 

bazoomer

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Well boys have I got a feckin story Lol. So half a brick pillar fell on me back today at work proper fucked me up. Anyway got it all sorted got home thought I'll stick the headphones on and chill on the bed. Missis goes out to chemist don't tell me!!!! I'm still there chillin away n that next minute door comes open me missis's dad!!!!!!!! WTF both tents wide open buds everywhere I'm just lyin on me bed like Wtf are you doin lmao he just pointed at me grow and pissed himself Lol I've told him not to say fuck all to any1 Jesus Christ man I fuckin shit myself gotta make sure this never ever ever happens again!!!!

thats fuck all, a few year back,one sunny afternoon when me mrs was in work,i thought ide strip off and have a go on the cock pump. I was lying bollock naked on bed pumping like my life depended on it ,& admiring my now TEN inch tool in the glass,when in comes my 16 year old son .He walked in ,gave me a strange look & walked back out again, That was 3 year ago,we have never mentioned it ! lol
 

bazoomer

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...nearly as bad as when i was kneeling down on the bathroom floor having a tug over a cock mag, mrs bursts in & wacks me heed on the door, ''what you doing''she said, i didn't know what the fuck to say !, she knew i was having a wank i reckon.
 

spooningbadgers

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...nearly as bad as when i was kneeling down on the bathroom floor having a tug over a cock mag, mrs bursts in & wacks me heed on the door, ''what you doing''she said, i didn't know what the fuck to say !, she knew i was having a wank i reckon.
Pmsl... U don't half make me lol baz. Fucking cock pump lol
 

shawnybizzle

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thats fuck all, a few year back,one sunny afternoon when me mrs was in work,i thought ide strip off and have a go on the cock pump. I was lying bollock naked on bed pumping like my life depended on it ,& admiring my now TEN inch tool in the glass,when in comes my 16 year old son .He walked in ,gave me a strange look & walked back out again, That was 3 year ago,we have never mentioned it ! lol
Hahahahaha Pmsl funny as fuck I bet he was gutted he was just about to use it himself lmao my missis bought me a fleshlight one Valentine day and then caught me a few months later bussin it out on webcam to some chick lmao we no longer have a flesh light or webcam lmao ooops
 

moggggys

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Hahahahaha Pmsl funny as fuck I bet he was gutted he was just about to use it himself lmao my missis bought me a fleshlight one Valentine day and then caught me a few months later bussin it out on webcam to some chick lmao we no longer have a flesh light or webcam lmao ooops

the mrs said your still lucky to have a mrs where i say dude stick shit in front of the door to stop her from wondering in , alot eaiser to explain why you have a pile of shit in front of a door than why your waggling your mini me to some strange online
 

bazoomer

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Hahahahaha Pmsl funny as fuck I bet he was gutted he was just about to use it himself lmao my missis bought me a fleshlight one Valentine day and then caught me a few months later bussin it out on webcam to some chick lmao we no longer have a flesh light or webcam lmao ooops
Lol m8. I've been caught shitin , pissin , wankin, shagin , u name it , some cunts seen me at it !
 

moggggys

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...nearly as bad as when i was kneeling down on the bathroom floor having a tug over a cock mag, mrs bursts in & wacks me heed on the door, ''what you doing''she said, i didn't know what the fuck to say !, she knew i was having a wank i reckon.
cock mag ,,,,,,,, you do mean a tit mag dontcha ..... sweetie
 

shawnybizzle

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the mrs said your still lucky to have a mrs where i say dude stick shit in front of the door to stop her from wondering in , alot eaiser to explain why you have a pile of shit in front of a door than why your waggling your mini me to some strange online
Lol all I could think to do was turn the monitor off which made her even more suspicious hahaha then she turned it on and all hell broke loose hahahaha fuck it
 
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