Finish the sentence above you!

[Crumbles]

well lets end that right there..

my life best resembles the cartoon..

 

[hyphyjoose]

well lets end that right there..

my life best resembles the cartoon..

bible black. (lmfao, check it out)

i was stuck in the middle of nowhere, with no weed, no car, or no money, and no friends, so i...

 

[sens1]

spongebob squarepants!

The owner of the house I rent is inspecting on friday! I should...

 

[hyphyjoose]

spongebob squarepants!

The owner of the house I rent is inspecting on friday! I should...

defecate all over the walls and booby trap the front and back yard.


one night i couldn't sleep while spending the night at your house, so i got up and accidentally walked in on your mom and dad and saw..

 

[Crumbles]

them playing twister with the neighbors in the nude.

this one time smokey the bear cornered me and..

 

[Stoney McFried]

asked for a light. As I was strolling through cracktown one day....

 

[sens1]

a one-armed, one-eyed, peg-legged midget beat me down.

just then a bird...

 

[Crumbles]

told me to put my hopes and dreams back on the shelf and shit on my pipe

im tokin trees lookin chinese...

 

[sens1]

uncouth, untold hypocrisies...
hit the herb or the road I'm about to unload dank stank like green gold in the bank...

 

[hyphyjoose]

uncouth, untold hypocrisies...
hit the herb or the road I'm about to unload dank stank like green gold in the bank...

keep the cypher flowin, got premium in the tank, and a spliff in my hand,
ain't bullshit round here, but u'll get cut if you sell me some bamma, man

and then, my life flashed before my eyes, and the clouds tore asunder in front of my eyes, and a great light enveloped my senses, and then i saw a sight most majestic; i saw...

 

[Stoney McFried]

Death,,,and the grim reaper said in sepulchural tones..."late last night I jumped your old ladie's bones...she didnt move much but man she was tight...you couldnt have popped her, she died on prom night!" And then I had a peanut butter sandwich and..

 

[sens1]

laid down by the fire for some sweet sweet.. tea to wash down the sandwich.. in walks your mum and i say to her...

 

[jordann9e]

hi.

damn we were gettin into some deep shit there... lol..

my favorite CHEAP drunk is

 

[Gamble]

my girlfriend! lol

if i could hit one chick with my junk it would be...

 

[jordann9e]

ALBA

my death is

 

[Gamble]

planed to a tee!

When i will go.....

 

[hothousemary]

insane is only a matter of time....

the day I start to--------------

 

[Crumbles]

sell out to the man is the day george bush does a diss record on Obama. hah

my last headache..

 

[hothousemary]

was named lisa... whata bitch....

if I had to smoke only one bud the rest of my life it would be----

 

[Gamble]

the one i pinched from my dad !

if people could call me by my nickname , they would call me...