don't forget about drop bears.damnit I was hoping there would be an Ausie guerilla grower who braves salties and poisonous snakes to water his or her plants deep in the bush.
IYes well have any of you been in a police car recently? Well I have and let me tell you while they are writing us for texting they are doing 80 MPH, code three with an entire fucking MDT terminal (laptop), and there's no hands free option there.....
Ok now I've had my 1 beer and I'm drunk (cheap drunk), and I'm going to get in the spa and float for awhile... and smoke and float and smoke some more.....
Serve and protect... I got picked up at a Paul Simon show at a music festival on the beach in Gulf Shores Alabama for smoking a joint a couple years back. I was smoking the last joint I had with me and me. Me, my gf at the time and another lady friend where laying on the beach listening to the last act of the fest when I heard someone say cops so I tried to discreetly put it out in the sand. Next thing I know there are like 20 uniformed and un uniformed cops all around us arresting everyone it was fucked up we where in the middle of the crowd. I got put in cuffs and taken to the festivals command center along with 20 other ppl almost everyone for herb. Ended up being very lucky they let me go bc they decided it wasn't worth it to take me to county which was already extremely crowded for a joint roach that was less than 1" long and contained less than 0.1g.I
The last time I was cuffed in the back of a popo car was a good few years ago for under a gram of weed..
While the car did have a lovely laptop.. they sent out half the squad to pick me up so one piggy drove while the other piggy surfed the net looking for dunkin doughnuts coupons ..![]()
HAHA I know right? I shoulda but it all happened so fast. Put it out in the sand and tried to act normal but a cop came over and dug through the sand, pulled it out, smelled it and put me in cuffs.eat that sucker next time