5 word story

[vinny123]

The incredible power of making

 

[rowlman]

love to a caged gorilla

 

[vinny123]

Because of your giant chode

 

[Dislexicmidget2021]

never sucker punch a gorilla

 

[ASMALLVOICE]

that is drinking a martini

 

[Chronic Masterbator]

In a stolen car driving

 

[vinny123]

this story seriously fuckin sucks

 

[rowlman]

this story seriously fuckin sucks

cried vinny to the gorilla

 

[mr sunshine]

Then he got fucked hard!

 

[rowlman]

in his gorilla loving mangina

 

[Dislexicmidget2021]

those hoes with no toes

 

[rowlman]

they knows what they knows

 

[Indagrow]

they blows what they blows

 

[Dislexicmidget2021]

they have feet like crows

 

[rowlman]

and dyke friends named Moe

 

[Indagrow]

Straight from Trinidad and Tobago

 

[smokeytokeybear]

the big giant slut circus

 

[Sustain]

I am not a troll


(I just take advantage of opportunity when I see it, and I try to see as much as I can)

Being subtle is fun though

 

[Sustain]

Dont mistake new for bad


Stop fighting change - it helps


(And the last one is my Motto for life and I try to tell everyone this in different ways and it is the main focal point of most things I try to say to people)
Research before forming PASSIONATE opinions

 

[smokeytokeybear]

wtf, counts as one word