Note to self thread

[dirtsurfr]

Note to self:
Before I put my slippers on check for foreign objects after the grand son goes home.
PS. tinker toys hurt like hell when you step on them!

 

[Bakatare666]

Note to self:
Before I put my slippers on check for foreign objects after the grand son goes home.
PS. tinker toys hurt like hell when you step on them!

IDK what's worse, that, dog slobber or a spider.

 

[GreatwhiteNorth]

For me it depended on the size of the sock.... blush.....

Care to dance my dear ?

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[dirtsurfr]

If you fall asleep in a foreign bed, exit it cautiously.... Woke up this morning to a bowl of milk under my feet. Totally changed my perspective of her, milk really?

Maybe she thought that was how you re-loaded your Johnson.....

 

[MojoRison]

Note to self:

Need pens, this one just ran out

 

[curious2garden]

Note to self:
Before I put my slippers on check for foreign objects after the grand son goes home.
PS. tinker toys hurt like hell when you step on them!

Oh man LEGOS!! OWIE!!

IDK what's worse, that, dog slobber or a spider.

That's easy spider!

Maybe she thought that was how you re-loaded your Johnson.....

Or was implying he was a pussy, meow

 

[curious2garden]

Care to dance my dear ?

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LOL.... no no you got it all wrong.... sock not codpiece! And especially not codpiece stuffed with wet socks! Oh my!

I'll bet you're a fun gal to party with.
You seem to have a good sense of humor, and not afraid to say whatever you might be thinking.

Thank you! Mental illness, it does a body good.... LOL I am much more reserved in person. Although once you get to know me people tend to be looking for the potentiometer to turn down my intensity, many have tried, few have succeeded with that LOL.

 

[kinetic]

You think they don't? LOL

Assistant DA had to be taken by ambulence to the ER for a panic attack last time he smoked too much. This is not one of those parties though. Think animal ballons and cake, less symbolism and fewer masons.

Oh btw the strain was wwxbb

 

[Indagrow]

Be fore warned if you're in the south shore one of these girls leaves milk on her floor, the other swallows....hopefully. Stay tuned I'm infiltrating.

 

[SOMEBEECH]

Note to self:
Before I put my slippers on check for foreign objects after the grand son goes home.
PS. tinker toys hurt like hell when you step on them!

Cant be as bad as them damn hydroton pebbles,OUCH.
Them damn things GRR.Even with socks on!
Beech

 

[SxIstew]

Be fore warned if you're in the south shore one of these girls leaves milk on her floor, the other swallows....hopefully. Stay tuned I'm infiltrating.

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA I'll assume the one who swallows drank her milk? hahahahahahahah

 

[curious2garden]

Assistant DA had to be taken by ambulence to the ER for a panic attack last time he smoked too much. This is not one of those parties though. Think animal ballons and cake, less symbolism and fewer masons.

Oh btw the strain was wwxbb

ROFLMAO!! Oh too funny! I'm working on a study to see if it's possible to smoke myself blind. If you would like to contribute some of the WWxBB to the study I will credit you as a secondary co-author!

 

[SxIstew]

Be fore warned if you're in the south shore one of these girls leaves milk on her floor, the other swallows....hopefully. Stay tuned I'm infiltrating.

I'll guess the one in black left the milk. she looks like she hates to clean.(just like my girlfriend) HAHAHA

 

[Crankyxr]

Be fore warned if you're in the south shore one of these girls leaves milk on her floor, the other swallows....hopefully. Stay tuned I'm infiltrating.

Left swallows. Right dodges.
You're welcome.

 

[SOMEBEECH]

For me it depended on the size of the sock.... blush.....

Beech

 

[SxIstew]

Left swallows. Right dodges.
You're welcome.

That's right. you noticed she got rid of cable too. that bitch got DSL HAHAHAHAHAAHA

 

[curious2garden]

Be fore warned if you're in the south shore one of these girls leaves milk on her floor, the other swallows....hopefully. Stay tuned I'm infiltrating.

A fucking matched set, one spits and the other swallows, you are supposed to be doing both at the same time!! Yin AND yang you simply supply the wang


kids today...

 

[Crankyxr]

That's right. you noticed she got rid of cable too. that bitch got DSL HAHAHAHAHAAHA

We're talking about white women here. C'mon, give Black Jesus a little credit

 

[Crankyxr]

A fucking matched set, one spits and the other swallows, you are supposed to be doing both at the same time!! Yin AND yang you simply supply the wang


kids today...

One swallows, and one stands up! How many times must I repeat myself?!
But...
One will swallow, if put together the other will follow.

 

[SxIstew]

Hahahahahhaa speechless