Other Side of the Fence...Where the Grass is Always Greener

Pinworm said:
Buhaha. Nailed it!

@Myco - Thank you brother. Maybe the peen fairy will visit me tonight. :p
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Pinworm said:
That didn't...sound...........damnit.
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That's too damn funny brother. Remember though, it's not the size of the bait, it's how you wiggle your worm. At least that's what dudes with small weiners say. LOL. Oh good grief, anyways have a great B-day, and maybe you'll get some tennis elbow later. peace out.
 
prosperian said:
B-days, Anniversaries, Jewelry days, & Expensive Gift days.

I hear ya, bro. I look forward to those days the other 361.242 days of the year. :hump:
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I think guys kinda get screwed out some goodies, ya know?
We only get B-day and Fathers day.
I don't count anniversaries because that's a mutual thing, but the gals get Valentines, Mothers, B-day, secretaries, pretty much any day that Hallmark has invested in, plus they get jewelry, flowers, candy.........
Damn, we don't get tools, guns, fishing equipment.........
And another thing.....
When guys get tools from the wife for birthday or Christmas we love it, so why do we get the stink eye if we give them a frying pan?:mrgreen:
 
yeah but you get titties AND vagina, all we get is a dick. so, we get twice as many presents and you get twice as many goodies. three, if you count boobs separately. LOL

i will agree that men get the short end of the present/holiday stick though. speaking of which, my love's bday is this month and idk what to get him. i was thinking about a grill but he insists he likes the one we have now and doesn't want a different one (we have one of those round little mexican grills w the three legs... hahaha). i got him a watch for christmas, so i've already done the cliche gifts...
 
miz.khalifa said:
yeah but you get titties AND vagina, all we get is a dick. so, we get twice as many presents and you get twice as many goodies. three, if you count boobs separately. LOL

i will agree that men get the short end of the present/holiday stick though. speaking of which, my love's bday is this month and idk what to get him. i was thinking about a grill but he insists he likes the one we have now and doesn't want a different one (we have one of those round little mexican grills w the three legs... hahaha). i got him a watch for christmas, so i've already done the cliche gifts...
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That's easy. He grows? BEANS. lol. Or pretty much any 'toy' is a home run. 'Hobby Accessories' if I can put it like that. My wife scored INFINITE brownie points for buying me some Somango beans 3 years ago, though. Hard to top that one.
 
he watches me grow :P he does, but we have more than we know what to do with atm since we're selling the house soon and can't start any new ones. i considered some equipment but we kinda already have everything we could want right now (considering what i mentioned about moving earlier).
 
bahah yeah they do... and any women wearing a sports bra could be considered uni-boobd... :P

balls totally would only count as one, they're all in the same bag. titties come in individual containers... loooooooool omg
 
miz.khalifa said:
bahah yeah they do... and any women wearing a sports bra could be considered uni-boobd... :P

balls totally would only count as one, they're all in the same bag. titties come in individual containers... loooooooool omg
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But we could argue every time we put it in a diff hole, it counts as one more.:lol:
 
Bakatare666 said:
But we could argue every time we put it in a diff hole, it counts as one more.:lol:
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