Can anyone else touch their asshole with their dick? I can, and I feel like its the oddest thing ever. I can do it either by spreading my balls or by putting my balls to one side.
Reminds me of a joke I once heard.
A boy asks his father for a bicycle, "can your dick reach your ass yet?" dad replies
"Umm no... dad why?" the son pleads, "come back when it can" dad utters under his breath
As a teenager he asks "Dad can I have money for a car, you know for my good grades and turning 16?", "can your dick reach your ass yet?" Full of himself the child responds proudly "yes it does!"
Without missing a beat and straight faced his dad says "Then go fuck yourself"