took a drug test yesterday

[Nursemajor]

I applied for a new job on Wednesday. They wanted me to take a UA right there, but I said I just used the bathroom before I came in, but I would come tomorrow.

Fast forward to thursday. I have a bottle of quickfix from early last year. It cost $20 at a gas station for a 3oz bottle. I heat it up and get it to 102. I confirmed with with my probe thermometer. I go to mcdonalds to use wifi and have it down my pants. I check it later and it's dropped to 91. I drove to the job, and left it on the dash of my truck with the defrost going. It's 90 outside so I'm sweating my balls off. I raise it to 103, and drive around with it in from of the AC, and lower it to 99.3. It was a pain in the ass.

I go there and they have it waiting for me. It's down my pants and I'm walking kinda funny to keep it from falling out. She escorts me to the men's room, and hands me a 30ml vial. She said she just needs one filled up. I pour it in, pee, and bring it out. She didn't measure the temperature or anything on it. I could have stuck it in the fridge and she wouldn't have known. I'll find out monday whether it works or not. if it does, I'm buying 2 more bottles

 

[Arthitiseeder]

lucky man - well everything but the statement pain in the ass which made me think you were using it wrong last pee test I had they kept the bathroom door open and the toilet lid was taped to the basin, she literally stood beside the open door listening to ensure the pee was coming out and into their little cup, midstream they insisted midstream

 

[nova1992]

what is this quick fix?
never heard of it.
i get drug tested every week..
cause im on methadone and they dont like you using drugs while on it.
weed is ok for the most part though

 

[LIBERTYCHICKEN]

I was on parole for 7 years , all you need is plain tap WATER

Drink as much as you can, piss as much as you can, take the test as late in the day as you can - so you can filter more water thru, Their are a lot of other tips that will increase your odd's of passing just goggle it tons of info.

_ Good Luck

 

[mikek420]

your urine has more of whatever chemicals they test for in the morning, do what libertychicken said, drink lots of water. I spent $30 on a bottle of ultimate gold, it cleans your piss for tests, and I bought a bottle every month while I was on probation, NEVER once did they test me, my PO was cool, she just asked if I would pass, and if I said probably, she wouldn't test me, when I did a test with my drug court, I took the ultimate gold, and tested at 450ppm (I think, not sure the exact number) for thc, which is on the extreme low end (I did smoke that same day, actually I was high when I took the test) the next time I took a test (still smoking regularly, and not the low grade stuff) all I did was drink a lot of water. I passed that one.

 

[brotes grandes]

Im not knocking ok people but i don't believe that there is any product out there that can clear weed from your urine unless you have had 1 cone or a small small joint puff and that in any case good old h20 and apple cider vinegar can fix in time. I have until recently worked for mining companies the last 15 years here in Australia (drug tests here are 1 of the hardest to pass worldwide as there is no leniency) and have never passed a drug test for pre employment or at work if I have smoked even close to heavily in the last 2weeks b4 my test. I'm a bit over 6'6 and weigh 105kgs so I know the body mass calculator will play a part and differ from yourself to myself but I have tested this myself at home on work holidays with test kits you can buy yourself and also testing the difference with my results against a lab. If I have one joint and do my regular activities of basketball,boxing and footy and work aswell Monday thru Monday (1week) constantly moving around that joint will take 4-5 days to get out of my system but say I drop work and drop my daily sports that 1 joint can take up to 10 days to leave my system and obviously time doubles the more you smoke. I'm not saying I know all or putting anyone down but I have tried everything and spent alllllllot of money trying shit that is promised to work but doesn't the only thing that had helped a small amount was 1 mouthful a day of apple cider vinegar followed by at least 2-3 ltrs a day of water so now I know if a job offer comes up in my next fortnight at least that I need a test for I'm failing with green flags waving lol . Save your money guys and just drink water

 

[BBoy0012]

Just passed my test with Quick Fix 5.7-1. Took the test Friday with Quest and got the results today. I had my temp at 94 in the bottle when I went into the room but it read 92 in the cup. (I heated it passed 100 and let it drop then took the heating pad on and off to control temp). They took it no problem and sent me on my way. I had some bud the night before and even brought my one hitter to the examination for afterwards.

 

[Motherhugger]

I applied for a new job on Wednesday. They wanted me to take a UA right there, but I said I just used the bathroom before I came in, but I would come tomorrow.

Fast forward to thursday. I have a bottle of quickfix from early last year. It cost $20 at a gas station for a 3oz bottle. I heat it up and get it to 102. I confirmed with with my probe thermometer. I go to mcdonalds to use wifi and have it down my pants. I check it later and it's dropped to 91. I drove to the job, and left it on the dash of my truck with the defrost going. It's 90 outside so I'm sweating my balls off. I raise it to 103, and drive around with it in from of the AC, and lower it to 99.3. It was a pain in the ass.

I go there and they have it waiting for me. It's down my pants and I'm walking kinda funny to keep it from falling out. She escorts me to the men's room, and hands me a 30ml vial. She said she just needs one filled up. I pour it in, pee, and bring it out. She didn't measure the temperature or anything on it. I could have stuck it in the fridge and she wouldn't have known. I'll find out monday whether it works or not. if it does, I'm buying 2 more bottles

Holy crap. Or piss. Whatever.

 

[topfuel29]

I do drug testing everyday.

Right on. piss kits. Never use your own piss. all ways carry a extra piss kit in the bottom of your lunch pail.
Just in case you get a random. or work related accident/injury.

You wear 2 pair of under wear put your kit between your undies
Or you can make a rubber sling. like a sling shot but with no stick. it goes across your chest. your piss kit is held under your arm pit. The closer to your skin the better.

 

[Pop The Trunk]

Just passed my test with Quick Fix 5.7-1. Took the test Friday with Quest and got the results today. I had my temp at 94 in the bottle when I went into the room but it read 92 in the cup. (I heated it passed 100 and let it drop then took the heating pad on and off to control temp). They took it no problem and sent me on my way. I had some bud the night before and even brought my one hitter to the examination for afterwards.

whoooo man you just barely made it man, in my state anything under 92 is a fail and anything over 98 degrees or so is a fail