tharoomman
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Well, go ahead.
I'm bored, someone entertiaiin me. Now.
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past times
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What do you call cheese that isn't yours?
tharoomman
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Too easy. try again
tharoomman
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Surely that isn't safe.
past times
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hmmmmm. So there is a flight boarding and this blonde lady sits down in a first class seat. Soon after, another person enters to claim the seat that she has taken. However, she refuses to leave, saying "This is my seat, we are going to Colorado, and I am not getting up until I get there." This gets the flight attendants attention. At first the flight attendant tries to be polite. Explaining that her seat was in coach and she could take her there. The blonde won't budge. She is determined to get to Colorado in that seat. Finally, the flight attendant tells the captain that there is a passenger that refuses to move. He looks back from the cockpit, seeing that she is a blonde and says, "I know how to handle this, I used to be married to a blonde." The captain, calmly walks back and whispers something in the blonde ladies ear. She immediately apologizes, stands up, and gets escorted to her proper seat in the back. When the attendant returns up front, she is amazed, and asks what he said to get her to move. He replies, "I simply told her that first class isn't going to Colorado, so she would have to get in back if she wanted to go there."
I apologize to blonde's and Coloradans, I really do like you people.
mr sunshine
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Why did the chicken cross the road?
tharoomman
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To get to the other side?
mr sunshine
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No! because your bellybutton is not where it used to be!
Sorry bro just trying to entertain you did it work??
Sorry bro just trying to entertain you did it work??
tharoomman
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I give an A for effort. Good try but...
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kinetic
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to be entertained, dancing whimsically, at first, then the pulse quickens, you perspire all the while your hormones conspire. A glance, a smile, an advertered blushing gaze, the beat quickens, hearts flutter, and feet lead across the floor. Entangled with smiles and glancing touches, the beat drives the hearts to syncopated rhythm, then you feel it, the crushing blow, an angry lover busts a glass on your head. 13 stitches later and your having breakfast and you are not alone
. Victory.
. Victory.
mysunnyboy
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why did the pervert cross the road?
cause his dick was stuck in the chicken
cause his dick was stuck in the chicken
doublejj
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Please tell me your not in Oklahoma............."The Australian baseball player out for a jog in an Oklahoma neighborhood was shot and killed by three “bored” teenagers who decided to kill someone for fun, police said."......http://www.sfgate.com/news/crime/article/Police-Australian-player-killed-by-bored-teens-4745191.php
kelly4
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Hey, that might be Highlowski...why did the pervert cross the road?
cause his dick was stuck in the chicken
2rollingstoned
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Well I know for sure this guy entertains you!
Eddie Hazel - Games, Dames & Guitar Thangs (Full Album)
[video=youtube;slKjrpwwTXw]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=slKjrpwwTXw[/video]
Eddie Hazel - Games, Dames & Guitar Thangs (Full Album)
[video=youtube;slKjrpwwTXw]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=slKjrpwwTXw[/video]
