I think I'm racist....

[sunni]

It's all Pink on the Inside Sunni.

well duh im far from a racist person
im just saying some people feel so awkward with the race issue that they will avoid looking because they dont want to be deemed racist

 

[curious2garden]

Eh, just walk up and flash a boob. Race will no longer be a thought for him. Black dudes love girls like u, Ur like red koolaid.

Yeah like any guy (black, white, purple or pink polka-dotted), thinks of 'race' when a pretty gurl looks at him LOL!! Good sell on the boob flash tho!

My experience with guys is their mental flow sheet looks something like this;
(1) Can I fuck it? Yes --> fuck it --> find food, No--> proceed to #2
(2) Is it part of the food chain? Yes --> is it tasty -- Yes eat it, or no keep looking (return to step 1) or tired (go to step 3)
(3) No food or sex found -- > get high and/or take nap.

 

[ebgood]

Yeah like any guy (black, white, purple or pink polka-dotted), thinks of 'race' when a pretty gurl looks at him LOL!! Good sell on the boob flash tho!

My experience with guys is their mental flow sheet looks something like this;
(1) Can I fuck it? Yes --> fuck it --> find food, No--> proceed to #2
(2) Is it part of the food chain? Yes --> is it tasty -- Yes eat it, or no keep looking (return to step 1) or tired (go to step 3)
(3) No food or sex found -- > get high and/or take nap.

just tryin to help my fellow man

and sunni

 

[Bublonichronic]

There's your problem. Who the fuck says ninja instead of nigga? I mean saying nigga is bad enough.... Saying ninja is just ridiculous, and I wouldn't be able to stop myself from laughing at you for trying to fit in... or whatever you're trying to do.

I already "fit in" I'm pretty sure, been friends for years, even joke about what I made this thread about(actin black)...I'm just sayin it's like a mental block that I can't get over, and I think that's racist of me

 

[KushXOJ]

Please tell me more about where and how you learned to "act black" ?

I guess I missed that class coming up

 

[Bublonichronic]

Please tell me more about where and how you learned to "act black" ?

I guess I missed that class coming up

In this particular situation it means put unnessicary accents on words, alot of slang n shit...

 

[hempyninja309]

Most of the black kids I hung out with and went to school with my senior year in highschool called me "California Man" all of the time because I had dank buds haha. Funny thing is I had yet to even visit California at the time haha.

 

[Fungus Gnat]

 

[Rawrb]

lol flash a boob

There's nothing sexier than a single boob lol

 

[schuylaar]

OK, so I went drinking with some black friends...try to remember I'm white as tooth paste....anyway, like always I tryd to make the point race means nothing to me, by making race jokes... Obviously this didnt fly, but I want to know, why when I consciously make the effort to not act black, I always end up acting "ghetto" ...they notice it, I know they notice it, but I still try to act "black" why???? I understand no mannerisms mean "black" but i feel racist...why...

you don't need to "make a point" you're already chillin'..be you, just be you..imo

 

[sunni]

There's nothing sexier than a single boob lol

just one no more

 

[skunkd0c]

Yeah like any guy (black, white, purple or pink polka-dotted), thinks of 'race' when a pretty gurl looks at him LOL!! Good sell on the boob flash tho!

My experience with guys is their mental flow sheet looks something like this;
(1) Can I fuck it? Yes --> fuck it --> find food, No--> proceed to #2
(2) Is it part of the food chain? Yes --> is it tasty -- Yes eat it, or no keep looking (return to step 1) or tired (go to step 3)
(3) No food or sex found -- > get high and/or take nap.

Nice list,

perhaps you could incorporate will it swallow and can it make me a "NICE" sandwich

 

[hempyninja309]

Nice list,

perhaps you could incorporate will it swallow and can it make me a "NICE" sandwich

If she grows herb and cooks then swallowing is just bonus points but not a disqualifier. Why are crazy chicks the best in bed??? There was this one girl who was super crazy always threatening to turn me in and stupid shit whenever we got in a fight but god damn was she crazy in bed lol. The sex was almost worth the stress and anxiety of dating a fucking nutcase of a woman.

 

[hempyninja309]

pandapandapanda

 

[skunkd0c]

If she grows herb and cooks then swallowing is just bonus points but not a disqualifier. Why are crazy chicks the best in bed??? There was this one girl who was super crazy always threatening to turn me in and stupid shit whenever we got in a fight but god damn was she crazy in bed lol. The sex was almost worth the stress and anxiety of dating a fucking nutcase of a woman.

so true and so sad, nice girls make great sandwiches though

 

[mr sunshine]

Racist shits only funny if u guys are friends for me at least. Like with my co-worker he's a good friend of mine sometimes i walk into the kitchen turn off the lights and ask him where me went. But im just playing its only with friends i dont just assume a rondom black guy steals shit thats racist.

 

[Droy87]

We're all naturally racist and it's a fact.. somewhere.. I can honestly say I'm not though, excepts for the jews, fuck the jews.

 

[slowbus]

Yeah like any guy (black, white, purple or pink polka-dotted), thinks of 'race' when a pretty gurl looks at him LOL!! Good sell on the boob flash tho!

My experience with guys is their mental flow sheet looks something like this;
(1) Can I fuck it? Yes --> fuck it --> find food, No--> proceed to #2
(2) Is it part of the food chain? Yes --> is it tasty -- Yes eat it, or no keep looking (return to step 1) or tired (go to step 3)
(3) No food or sex found -- > get high and/or take nap.

its simple.I look at life through my dogs eyes.If I can't eat it or fuck it-then piss on it~

 

[Bombur]

We're all naturally racist and it's a fact.. somewhere.. I can honestly say I'm not though, excepts for the jews, fuck the jews.

How are we all racist? I disagree

 

[MojoRison]

Misguided in your attempts at keeping the friendship alive imo, race sensitive not racist, it seems your friends like you just the way you are without all the pretense.