shawnybizzle
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Will do if there's any left..can't believe u ain't got it
The UK Growers Thread!
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Saerimmner
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ALERTS TO THREATS
IN 2013 EUROPE
From JOHN CLEESE
The English are feeling the pinch in relation to recent events in Syria and have therefore raised their security level from "Miffed" to "Peeved." Soon, though, security levels may be raised yet again to "Irritated" or even "A Bit Cross." The English have not been "A Bit Cross" since the blitz in 1940 when tea supplies nearly ran out. Terrorists have been re-categorized from "Tiresome" to "A Bloody Nuisance." The last time the British issued a "Bloody Nuisance" warning level was in 1588, when threatened by the Spanish Armada.
The Scots have raised their threat level from "Pissed Off" to "Let's get the Bastards." They don't have any other levels. This is the reason they have been used on the front line of the British army for the last 300 years.
The French government announced yesterday that it has raised its terror alert level from "Run" to "Hide." The only two higher levels in France are "Collaborate" and "Surrender." The rise was precipitated by a recent fire that destroyed France 's white flag factory, effectively paralyzing the country's military capability.
Italy has increased the alert level from "Shout Loudly and Excitedly" to "Elaborate Military Posturing." Two more levels remain: "Ineffective Combat Operations" and "Change Sides."
The Germans have increased their alert state from "Disdainful Arrogance" to "Dress in Uniform and Sing Marching Songs." They also have two higher levels: "Invade a Neighbour" and "Lose."
Belgians, on the other hand, are all on holiday as usual; the only threat they are worried about is NATO pulling out of Brussels ..
The Spanish are all excited to see their new submarines ready to deploy. These beautifully designed subs have glass bottoms so the new Spanish navy can get a really good look at the old Spanish navy.
Australia, meanwhile, has raised its security level from "No worries" to "She'll be right, Mate." Two more escalation levels remain: "Crikey! I think we'll need to cancel the barbie this weekend!" and "The barbie is cancelled." So far no situation has ever warranted use of the last final escalation level.
Regards,
John Cleese ,
British writer, actor and tall person
And as a final thought - Greece is collapsing, the Iranians are getting aggressive, and Rome is in disarray. Welcome back to 430 BC.
Life is too short...
ALERTS TO THREATS
IN 2013 EUROPE
From JOHN CLEESE
The English are feeling the pinch in relation to recent events in Syria and have therefore raised their security level from "Miffed" to "Peeved." Soon, though, security levels may be raised yet again to "Irritated" or even "A Bit Cross." The English have not been "A Bit Cross" since the blitz in 1940 when tea supplies nearly ran out. Terrorists have been re-categorized from "Tiresome" to "A Bloody Nuisance." The last time the British issued a "Bloody Nuisance" warning level was in 1588, when threatened by the Spanish Armada.
The Scots have raised their threat level from "Pissed Off" to "Let's get the Bastards." They don't have any other levels. This is the reason they have been used on the front line of the British army for the last 300 years.
The French government announced yesterday that it has raised its terror alert level from "Run" to "Hide." The only two higher levels in France are "Collaborate" and "Surrender." The rise was precipitated by a recent fire that destroyed France 's white flag factory, effectively paralyzing the country's military capability.
Italy has increased the alert level from "Shout Loudly and Excitedly" to "Elaborate Military Posturing." Two more levels remain: "Ineffective Combat Operations" and "Change Sides."
The Germans have increased their alert state from "Disdainful Arrogance" to "Dress in Uniform and Sing Marching Songs." They also have two higher levels: "Invade a Neighbour" and "Lose."
Belgians, on the other hand, are all on holiday as usual; the only threat they are worried about is NATO pulling out of Brussels ..
The Spanish are all excited to see their new submarines ready to deploy. These beautifully designed subs have glass bottoms so the new Spanish navy can get a really good look at the old Spanish navy.
Australia, meanwhile, has raised its security level from "No worries" to "She'll be right, Mate." Two more escalation levels remain: "Crikey! I think we'll need to cancel the barbie this weekend!" and "The barbie is cancelled." So far no situation has ever warranted use of the last final escalation level.
Regards,
John Cleese ,
British writer, actor and tall person
And as a final thought - Greece is collapsing, the Iranians are getting aggressive, and Rome is in disarray. Welcome back to 430 BC.
Life is too short...
Saerimmner
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TBH mate if the packing was anything like the last one its far from surprising it didnt get here
Garybhoy11
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fuck sake thats bollocks mate, get ur mate told you'll give him 10% and he shud be happy about it,
newuserlol
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you think you got it bad sae, i have 100g m.i.a just hoping dutch customs got it and not uk, aint at my address but could still cause me a shit load of grief, not to mention a wedge of cash lost.
newuserlol
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fuck that, its the blokes house hes taking all risk id want 50%
Garybhoy11
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hahaha thats cos ur all about the cash m8, he's doing a favor for a mate so shouldnt take the piss on %'s. 25% is a lot fuck i wouldnt be giving a quarter of my crop away for fuck all,
Saerimmner
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if only it were that simple mate, he knows im in a bind plus if he gets caught with it at his house its his career over for life, he would never work in his industry again, plus he only wants bud not money so he will think hes getting 25% when in actual fact will be closer to 10% as he knows nothing bout growing or weighing it up etc
Saerimmner
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yeah will be a shitter if ya lose some money mate but its just money, im now at risk of shit with the council if they find out as still on probationary tenancy, getting the old big red key love tap to the door from the filth and possible shit with social services if the council do find out as ive got a lil un in the house an we are already being watched in a loose sense coz of my g/f`s brother being sectioned so many times n only place he is allowed out the hospital to is to visit us n he has to come with 4 "nurses" in case he kicks off due to his many mental problems
Saerimmner
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25% is a lot better than being skint for the next few years as i wont be able to grow
newuserlol
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theres favors and theres favors gbhoy, 25% i think sae is getting a bargain tbh.
Saerimmner
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@ indi n yorkie.....
Botanists discover the signal that triggers flowering
After a quest lasting more than 70 years, botanists may finally have found what one leading textbook describes as "the Holy Grail of plant biology" - the molecular command that tells a plant it is time to flower.
The discovery may help scientists tailor crops to different latitudes - an especially valuable ability as global warming begins to shift climate zones towards the poles.
Researchers have known since the 1930s that the leaves of plants perceive the seasons by sensing the amount of daylight and, when the time is right, trigger flowering by sending some sort of signal to the shoot tip. But the identity of this so-called "florigen" has remained mysterious.
Now two research teams have independently identified it. Florigen, they say, is the protein produced by a gene called Flowering locus T, or FT. One team, led by George Coupland at the Max Planck Institute for Plant Breeding Research in Cologne, Germany, and Colin Turnbull at Imperial College London in the UK, used genetic trickery to join the FT protein to a green fluorescent protein marker in Arabidopsis, or thale cress.
Green fuse
Onto this marker-enriched plant, the team grafted a mutant stem that lacked the FT gene and so was unable to flower by itself. They observed that the fluorescent FT protein crossed into the mutant stem and triggered flowering. "It's pretty unambiguous," says Turnbull.
Another team, led by Ko Shimamoto at the Nara Institute of Science and Technology in Ikoma, Japan, used much the same technique to show the same thing in rice.
Finding the same florigen in two such distantly related species suggests the mechanism is common to all plants, says Jan Zeevaart, a plant biologist at Michigan State University in East Lansing, US.
The new results are not the FT gene's first turn in the limelight. In recent years, several studies have shown that FT is turned on in leaf tissue at particular day lengths, and that the FT protein acts in the shoot tip to trigger flowering. However, no one knew whether the FT protein or some other molecule was the flowering signal that shuttled from leaf to shoot tip.
Messenger shot
In 2005, researchers in Sweden seemed to settle the question when they announced that messenger RNA from the FT gene was the mobile signal. But this week, the Swedish team formally retracted this claim.
"A guest researcher from China who had been invited to join our team manipulated the data to get false results," says Ove Nilsson at Umeå University in Sweden. The Chinese researcher, Tao Huang, who is no longer at Umeå University, still stands by his results, says Nilsson.
With the flowering signal now firmly in hand, biotechnologists have the means to tinker with a plant's flowering time to adapt it to different conditions. For example, farmers at higher latitudes might want to force crops to flower earlier so that they can mature their fruit before the first frost, suggests Brian Ayre, a plant biologist at the University of North Texas in Denton, US.
Reference: Science, doi:10.1126/science.1141752 and doi:10.1126/science.1141753; (retraction) Science, vol 316, p 367
Botanists discover the signal that triggers flowering
- 12:48 20 April 2007 by Bob Holmes
After a quest lasting more than 70 years, botanists may finally have found what one leading textbook describes as "the Holy Grail of plant biology" - the molecular command that tells a plant it is time to flower.
The discovery may help scientists tailor crops to different latitudes - an especially valuable ability as global warming begins to shift climate zones towards the poles.
Researchers have known since the 1930s that the leaves of plants perceive the seasons by sensing the amount of daylight and, when the time is right, trigger flowering by sending some sort of signal to the shoot tip. But the identity of this so-called "florigen" has remained mysterious.
Now two research teams have independently identified it. Florigen, they say, is the protein produced by a gene called Flowering locus T, or FT. One team, led by George Coupland at the Max Planck Institute for Plant Breeding Research in Cologne, Germany, and Colin Turnbull at Imperial College London in the UK, used genetic trickery to join the FT protein to a green fluorescent protein marker in Arabidopsis, or thale cress.
Green fuse
Onto this marker-enriched plant, the team grafted a mutant stem that lacked the FT gene and so was unable to flower by itself. They observed that the fluorescent FT protein crossed into the mutant stem and triggered flowering. "It's pretty unambiguous," says Turnbull.
Another team, led by Ko Shimamoto at the Nara Institute of Science and Technology in Ikoma, Japan, used much the same technique to show the same thing in rice.
Finding the same florigen in two such distantly related species suggests the mechanism is common to all plants, says Jan Zeevaart, a plant biologist at Michigan State University in East Lansing, US.
The new results are not the FT gene's first turn in the limelight. In recent years, several studies have shown that FT is turned on in leaf tissue at particular day lengths, and that the FT protein acts in the shoot tip to trigger flowering. However, no one knew whether the FT protein or some other molecule was the flowering signal that shuttled from leaf to shoot tip.
Messenger shot
In 2005, researchers in Sweden seemed to settle the question when they announced that messenger RNA from the FT gene was the mobile signal. But this week, the Swedish team formally retracted this claim.
"A guest researcher from China who had been invited to join our team manipulated the data to get false results," says Ove Nilsson at Umeå University in Sweden. The Chinese researcher, Tao Huang, who is no longer at Umeå University, still stands by his results, says Nilsson.
With the flowering signal now firmly in hand, biotechnologists have the means to tinker with a plant's flowering time to adapt it to different conditions. For example, farmers at higher latitudes might want to force crops to flower earlier so that they can mature their fruit before the first frost, suggests Brian Ayre, a plant biologist at the University of North Texas in Denton, US.
Reference: Science, doi:10.1126/science.1141752 and doi:10.1126/science.1141753; (retraction) Science, vol 316, p 367
shawnybizzle
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It was wrapped nothing like the first one but fuck it if it don't show it don't show
Lemon king
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rimmers house is being watched that may be why he never gets it, someone might be holding onto it to build a case....i have been busted growing in the fam home before, 2 days into dry just under 1kilo they never told the council and i never got charged....never saw the weed again either!...they did say they could charge me any time they like though now or in the future, i assume if i get caught again theyll stick the two together.
when they walked my huge bag of weed into the interview room, id never wished for mold so much....i was praying it would set in and turn the evidence to shit lol
when they walked my huge bag of weed into the interview room, id never wished for mold so much....i was praying it would set in and turn the evidence to shit lol
Lemon king
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just incase any of you are using this.....be careful its very strong and the last 3 bottles ive had have melted the bottle itself, and i use a bottle every 6 weeks so its not been sitting around for ages....
rimmer man chill out, its a few grammes, u honeslty think ther gunna bust u over this? mate ur fucking yourself up u really are,, take a chill pill sit bak and take a breath coz ur going WAY overboard, all our parcels landed no porbs, we had this last week, its prolly bad postage but also i know that shawaneys post depot aint the best,,,
like ur sat ther saying well house is on fire coz of a 2g parcel not landing,so ive had to blag a mate,, well obviously u got your mate to do this before u even knew his parcel hadent landed,, ur parra to fuk, cummon man.. chill out, ur more pissed it hasent turned up than the "WHY" it hasent turned up,, IMO.
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how is everyone today?sambo 100grammes? shit gunna feel that one m8
Saerimmner
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nah only been here a few weeks an this is the only thing to go completely missing, last one he sent me was delayed as he didnt put enough postage on it so just had to go pay the extra postage n pick it up but it werent opened or anything so doubt the place is being watched
spooningbadgers
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Fucks sake I ordered some magne cal last week and they have sent me ripen:/
mite jus keep it Nd order again. Any 1 used this before?
mite jus keep it Nd order again. Any 1 used this before?
Saerimmner
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Nope I dont think they are gonna bust me over a few grams, but also I dont wanna just dismiss this parcel going missing as nothing, set up a grow n then in 3months old bill turn up with a search warrant n i get screwed, its called being cautious, as i said before mate there is a lot going on at this end what with g/f`s brothers visits, being on a probationary tenancy etc so I have to be a bit more careful than some of you lot on here.
Also I still have my S.I.A door badge, enhanced CRB check (names just changed to something different) and certain military security clearances for work( when i bother working lol) that would be affected,and i am officially in a "notifiable occupation" so if i get arrested for ANYTHING the Police/courts IMMEDIATELY inform my employer,/M.O.D/S.I.A in turn affecting the next few years of my life and means I will never work in my industry(s) again.
And no, I had'nt seen my mate about this previously, I went n saw him today when the postie did'nt bring the parcel again and its a fall back plan just in case
ghb
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newuserlol is mr ripen, he will tell you how to use it if you don't trust the instructions on the bottle.