The UK Growers Thread!

[indikat]

good morning, how do u lose finger tips makin tea must be stronger stuff u drink up there Don......got plants to trim....I love trimming, all that backache feels like money these days, need quick cash turnaround as I got cleaned out by a few bills recently, prolly didn't need the racing antiroll bar kit and the car lowered this month ...have a good day in the garden y all

 

[DST]

Got a dozen 1 metre high plants to fit into 70cm high boxes (and that's them on their sides, lol)...gonna be a fun day flitting these ladies.

 

[Don Gin and Ton]

good morning, how do u lose finger tips makin tea must be stronger stuff u drink up there Don......got plants to trim....I love trimming, all that backache feels like money these days, need quick cash turnaround as I got cleaned out by a few bills recently, prolly didn't need the racing antiroll bar kit and the car lowered this month ...have a good day in the garden y all

if i knew how i'd tell ya! i'd blame my local's landlord it's like he plans the drink orders around what i like. hahaha spose that's his job. more accurately though i like what he likes. he's just ordering stuff for himself lmao.

happy trimming indi, i'm still cleaning ffs

Got a dozen 1 metre high plants to fit into 70cm high boxes (and that's them on their sides, lol)...gonna be a fun day flitting these ladies.

that in space numero 2 aye? i was looking at them fireballs thinking you must have raised the stinky room roof or something.

 

[Saerimmner]

Morning all

 

[newuserlol]

morning people,

 

[Don Gin and Ton]

morning lads,

anyone catch that bouncers program last night? gave a proper bad reflection on the north east. was canny funny though.

 

[newuserlol]

morning lads,

anyone catch that bouncers program last night? gave a proper bad reflection on the north east. was canny funny though.

i didnt see it but i have seen the same on that was in newport, wales lmfao bad really they show the towns in there very worst light...

 

[Saerimmner]

morning lads,

anyone catch that bouncers program last night? gave a proper bad reflection on the north east. was canny funny though.

yeah watched bits of it but was'nt too impressed lol, kinda reminded me of nights out at the old fire station over in Whitley bay lol

 

[newuserlol]

spoons mail.

 

[Don Gin and Ton]

hahah aye it's a bit rough in the firestation of a weekend like.

it was shady as fuck when they picked the unconscious guy up and pushed him. fucker went 3 steps before he faceplanted and lost his fucking eye. I'd have sued the cunts. nice helpful lads ffs.

the wife phoning in sick was funny as, is this drink related.... why aye man course it is am still pissed.

 

[Saerimmner]

hahah aye it's a bit rough in the firestation of a weekend like.

it was shady as fuck when they picked the unconscious guy up and pushed him. fucker went 3 steps before he faceplanted and lost his fucking eye. I'd have sued the cunts. nice helpful lads ffs.

the wife phoning in sick was funny as, is this drink related.... why aye man course it is am still pissed.

lol that was the one difference between Essex n the toon that always surprised me, down this way if ya ring in sick to work coz ya still pissed its the end of the world n they try getting ya sacked etc etc, up in the toon it was always just" fucking southern fairy, getta butty down ye n see ya tomorrow ya poof" an everything was perfectly fine lmao, anyone would think they are used to not having most of their staff turn up each day due to hangovers lol

 

[Don Gin and Ton]

hahahah aye that sounds pretty spot on like. i'm hanging today but i'll be heading in to graft shortly. it's friday. pub time nearly lol.

christ when i think back. i should have been sacked dozens of times. one day the gaffer actually turned up and had to step over me passed out on the floor.

 

[spooningbadgers]

spoons mail.

Back at ya

 

[The Yorkshireman]

Morning boys.

I've just picked myself a right deal up.
Bought this Samsung fridge/freezer off some young couple across the city for £100 cos they're selling their house and moving in with the parents.

It retails at around £500, Littlewoods have it in for £470.



The first thing the missus said after I'd set it up was "How wrong would it be to fill the water cooler with vodka?".
If that doesn't scream "Polish" then I don't know what does! lol

 

[Lemon king]

nice one yorkstar, it even takes your eye away from that stunning green carpet throughout looool

seems lady lucks passing through the uk thread lately....

 

[Mastergrow]

Lady Luck needs to come this way well....went to open van this morning, battery is that dead central lockin don't even work, tried to open the door manually with key and key stuck inside the door, after takin to it with a nail bar and a few other tools I get it open and get battery charged only to close the driver door again and now it's stuck again ffs, can't open it at all now I'm havin to jump in and out the passenger side lol, if that's Lady Luck she can fuck away off

 

[The Yorkshireman]

nice one yorkstar, it even takes your eye away from that stunning green carpet throughout looool

seems lady lucks passing through the uk thread lately....

Don't, lol.
The house is rented so it was down when I came and I've got a fucking moth infestation cos the carpet is pure wool and throughout the house.

The half carpet in the kitchen is coming up before November's inspection and fresh lino is going down, I'll keep the half carpet in the garage and put it back when I leave.
I can do fuck all in a kitchen with carpet, food and oil sticks to carpet like shit to velcro and it'll just get stained and smelly.

I'll be using the kitchen as a proper production space before long and I need it clean and professional.

 

[Lemon king]

Lady Luck needs to come this way well....went to open van this morning, battery is that dead central lockin don't even work, tried to open the door manually with key and key stuck inside the door, after takin to it with a nail bar and a few other tools I get it open and get battery charged only to close the driver door again and now it's stuck again ffs, can't open it at all now I'm havin to jump in and out the passenger side lol, if that's Lady Luck she can fuck away off

pissed!!!! looks like she saw you and turned the other way!!.....dont sound too cheap to fix either....

 

[Lemon king]

Don't, lol.
The house is rented so it was down when I came and I've got a fucking moth infestation cos the carpet is pure wool and throughout the house.

The half carpet in the kitchen is coming up before November's inspection and fresh lino is going down, I'll keep the half carpet in the garage and put it back when I leave.
I can do fuck all in a kitchen with carpet, food and oil sticks to carpet like shit to velcro and it'll just get stained and smelly.

I'll be using the kitchen as a proper production space before long and I need it clean and professional.

surprised to hear your renting yorkstar i would have thought you would be mortgaged up for sure, renting is dead money they say....

i saw you spilt some dirt on it in one of your other picks, i instantly thought hell be scrubbing that for daysssss lol

linos great in kitchen n bathrooms, warmer then tiles n just aas easy to clean.

is that for your tricanol...?.....production??

 

[The Yorkshireman]

surprised to hear your renting yorkstar i would have thought you would be mortgaged up for sure, renting is dead money they say....

i saw you spilt some dirt on it in one of your other picks, i instantly thought hell be scrubbing that for daysssss lol

linos great in kitchen n bathrooms, warmer then tiles n just aas easy to clean.

is that for your tricanol...?.....production??

I rent because I grow, it's not a wise choice owning assets and engaging in nefarious activities since the proceeds of crime act.
They'll just want to take it from you and sell it at a pittance in an auction so they can give the cash to the community should the big red key come knocking.
There are only certain crimes I'm willing to commit but I've never been at ease with the proceeds of crime act, it doesn't make sense.
In a supply and demand business model society who in their right mind sells drugs to a community that actively wants to purchase them (weed is the worlds biggest cash crop) and then refunds them the fucking money in kind!?...........


I rarely use dirt, it was coco. Hoovers right up, lol.


Well the Tria's a drawn out thing, it's gonna take a while to fix that up (I'm hoping Santa will bring me an £800 sonicator for xmas).
A basic nute line is on the cards but I'm gonna make erm......."party prescription sweets" as it were, spiked boiled sweets, gummy jellies, fruit products and liqueurs.
MDMA Jelly Babies anyone? lol.