Random Jibber Jabber Thread

kinetic

kinetic

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For the record, this is the first time i"ve tied one on in awhile. I was hoping for some action. but alas it's looking like beat street for me...
 
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minnesmoker

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So, today I discovered that I re-injured my neck, I got shit stolen at work, and I quit my job.

And, to cap the night proper style, while smoking a bowl outta the boss lady's bubbler (that could be an awesome nickname! "Hey baby, let big daddy hit that bubbler of yours real quick... Oops, stoned digression.) I called the police non-emergency number to report a nuisance/aggressive dog. Guess who it was? (If you guessed K9, you win a Kewpie doll!) I new exactly who it was -- I told him to shut his fuckin' dog up or I'd call the cops.
 
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joe macclennan

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well damn. I thought les stroud had a new series of shows starting tonite. It turns out they are just highlights of the survivorman series. :(

I've already watched those shows so many times.......
 
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minnesmoker

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Ever see Shameless? The ORIGINAL series?

It's worth a watch, and it's on Netflix. Funny as fuck (did you know that "fuck" at one time referred to semen, or ejaculate - either male or female. This insight was garnered while reading a copy of the original 120 days of Sodom. And, again noticed it in an original (middle english) version of Chaucer's The Canterbury Tales. I believe it was the Miller's wife. ) The interesting historical factoids you pick up by reading old, perverted, literature.
 
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VTMi'kmaq

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minnesmoker said:
Ever see Shameless? The ORIGINAL series?

It's worth a watch, and it's on Netflix. Funny as fuck (did you know that "fuck" at one time referred to semen, or ejaculate - either male or female. This insight was garnered while reading a copy of the original 120 days of Sodom. And, again noticed it in an original (middle english) version of Chaucer's The Canterbury Tales. I believe it was the Miller's wife. ) The interesting historical factoids you pick up by reading old, perverted, literature.
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Isnt that what shakespere was?
 
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minnesmoker

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One thing about the brain damage/memory loss I hate is how "random" it is, and how completely solid that blackness is. I remember that I used to remember whole books fahrenheit 451 style. When I did 6 months in iso, I would take my thorazine, the other one, the flexeril, valium blue, I'd grab a sheet of paper, lose focus, and "read the book" internal dialogue style. Whatever I wanted to. I remember reading War And Peace, and The Stand at the same time once. Now, I just know what I used to be able to do. It's hard to "write" new memories, too, so no new books.
 
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minnesmoker

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cannabineer said:
I started riding anyway. While I look and almost act like the teacher in Beavis&Butt-Head, I dismissed any chatter that I was not a Real Biker. cn

This was Nevada, I-50. Seven-hundred-mile day at 60mph. Flayed my brisket.
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Cross country on my R1. 600 miles a day, 2 blizzards, 1 rain storm.

You ride the tail CN?
 
kinetic

kinetic

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curious2garden said:
Remember this is the bear that got in a fight with my mini blinds (they swear to this day he started it), and the mini blinds won......
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I'm just curious about how you broach the subject with the hubby that this smart guy from the internet you met is coming over.
 
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curious2garden

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minnesmoker said:
Something like "Hubby, this is my internet marijuana friend, CN. He just got here, and might be staying a bit, be a dear and make up the spare bed, three's too many in ours."
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Bing in one! Sub son's for spare and there ya go! Oh and he does use our shower because the other one upstairs is my flower room LOL he broke the shower too... Really polar bears are not meant to be in a house. It's all very sad LOL
 
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