Little Balls? Men, feel good about yourself...

Sand4x105

Sand4x105

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At least I now know why….Women… you might want to read this…

Men, at least now, you can “Feel Good” about your rather small Ballzac…

Yes, men with small testes make better parents…


So, I wonder…. Do men with a small nut sack, decide, well, I found a woman, I better be good, and be a good dad…cause whom else would want to hold these little jewels,


or

Are the guys with ‘Big Balls’ always prancing around with their balls swinging “Me Master…woman… you mother…”


http://www.universityherald.com/articles/4487/20130910/men-smaller-testicles-more-make-better-fathers-study.htm
 
Sand4x105

Sand4x105

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Men with smaller testes are more likely to make a good parent and take greater interest in child care like changing nappies, feeding and bathing, according to a new study conducted by anthropologists at Emory University. The Proceedings of the National Academy of Sciences
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 So... just how did they find this to be [true???]... "You're a good dad... let me see your balls?" Evolution ? Apes with small testes are better dads? Who paid for this study? Isn't this study... really just a kick in the groin?
 
Nice Ol Bud

Nice Ol Bud

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my balls are pretty big.
Im only 18 but they seem to be the equivilent of a 65 year olds.

I've even considered wearing breifs 'cause them bitches just hang.
They almost go past the tip of my dick bro.

Shit's crazy.
 
beuffer420

beuffer420

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Nice Ol Bud said:
my balls are pretty big.
Im only 18 but they seem to be the equivilent of a 65 year olds.

I've even considered wearing breifs 'cause them bitches just hang.
They almost go past the tip of my dick bro.

Shit's crazy.
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briefs aren't the answer bro, tried that once I don't want anything restricting my movement or feeling uncomfortable just let em hang in all their glory.
 
tyler.durden

tyler.durden

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My balls are huge.

I was sitting around the other day admiring how big my nuts are, when I came to the conclusion that they are somewhere between fairly giant and super giant. It's like I have a pair of Epcot centers dangling between my legs. Of course, you have to have a pretty big pair to say some of the things I've said, and then go on national TV. That's part of the reason my balls are so astronomical. The last nine or ten false readings in gravity wave detectors have been due to the gravity field of my nads. They're just under critical mass, a few inches away from collapsing into a super dense vortex of nutsaqutron (a type of radiation given off by enormous balls).
I've made a chart to help you get a feel for the size of my jewels:

I don't even have an office chair anymore, I just sit around on my nuts. People come over to my house and they think I'm just sitting on a giant flesh colored bean bag. I once took a bullet right in the cojones just to prove how tough I am, but the bullet ricocheted off of a pube and shot some kid in the face. I almost felt sorry for the kid, but he had it coming. Nobody can step to my nuts. My ex-girlfriend was bitching at me one day, so I tossed my nuts at her. BAM. Knocked the bitch out cold. The best teabagging she ever received, and I wasn't even trying...

I love Maddox - http://www.thebestpageintheuniverse.net/c.cgi?u=balls_are_huge



 
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