So, the cops raped my liberty today.

[UncleBuck]

I have never had a positive interaction with the cops. It's a profession that attracts predatory human beings and gives them a god complex. Fuck Pigs, even when I don't get stopped, I always make sure I am as rude as I can possibly be without being arrested whenever I see one.

am i the last person on earth who has had only positive/neutral interactions with cops?

if i get pulled over, then the car is off, the keys are on the dash, and both my hands are visible on the wheel before they even approach. it puts them at ease right away.

i've never had an officer take a disrespectful tone with me, and i have often received warnings when i earned a ticket.

besides getting pulled over, my only interactions with the cops have been to call them for neighborhood thieves with very quick response, and one time they came to my house when they found the plants some kids stole from me.

that time they showed up with my plants was the "worst" interaction i've ever had, in that they kept trying to gain access to my property even after i politely told them that i was advised not to consent to any searches without a warrant. but they never just up and tried to walk in, their only asshole move was making me repeat that same line in 8 different ways. they left without returning my plants and that was the last of that. they don't buzz over my place constantly or hassle me.

canna's line is also a good one. they have two options: arrest you, or you're free to go. those are the only two outcomes (basically). keep asking them that and give them no time to formulate their next bullshit question, but be respectful.

cop: "i saw you walking away from that known pot selling house. i'm gonna go ahead and search you now"

citizen: "i was advised not to consent to a search without a warrant. am i free to go?"

cop: "what were you doing in that house?"

citizen: "i don't need to answer that. am i free to go, or am i under arrest?"

cop: "why don't you want to answer that? you have weed on you? just let me look if you don't."

citizen: "sorry, i was advised not to consent to searches without a warrant. am i free to go now officer?"

cop: "new iteration of same request for search"

citizen: "respectful iteration about being advised not to consent, request for clarification of impending arrest or being free to go."

rinse and repeat until you are walking away, having exercised your rights respectfully.

 

[Crankyxr]

The only things I ever say to the 5-0 are, "Am I being arrested/detained?" "I do not consent to searches without warrants." and my personal favorite, "I need my lawyer"

 

[justugh]

pull a zimmermen

i am in fear for my life and shoot the cop (next logical step for him )

 

[Canna Sylvan]

am i the last person on earth who has had only positive/neutral interactions with cops?

if i get pulled over, then the car is off, the keys are on the dash, and both my hands are visible on the wheel before they even approach. it puts them at ease right away.

i've never had an officer take a disrespectful tone with me, and i have often received warnings when i earned a ticket.

besides getting pulled over, my only interactions with the cops have been to call them for neighborhood thieves with very quick response, and one time they came to my house when they found the plants some kids stole from me.

that time they showed up with my plants was the "worst" interaction i've ever had, in that they kept trying to gain access to my property even after i politely told them that i was advised not to consent to any searches without a warrant. but they never just up and tried to walk in, their only asshole move was making me repeat that same line in 8 different ways. they left without returning my plants and that was the last of that. they don't buzz over my place constantly or hassle me.

canna's line is also a good one. they have two options: arrest you, or you're free to go. those are the only two outcomes (basically). keep asking them that and give them no time to formulate their next bullshit question, but be respectful.

cop: "i saw you walking away from that known pot selling house. i'm gonna go ahead and search you now"

citizen: "i was advised not to consent to a search without a warrant. am i free to go?"

cop: "what were you doing in that house?"

citizen: "i don't need to answer that. am i free to go, or am i under arrest?"

cop: "why don't you want to answer that? you have weed on you? just let me look if you don't."

citizen: "sorry, i was advised not to consent to searches without a warrant. am i free to go now officer?"

cop: "new iteration of same request for search"

citizen: "respectful iteration about being advised not to consent, request for clarification of impending arrest or being free to go."

rinse and repeat until you are walking away, having exercised your rights respectfully.

For everyone else who isn't a cop would have attempted rape charges brought against them. ( Well, duh of course not "literally rape" rape charges. )

But, still it's just as idiotic as saying a rape victim can't cry rape if they didn't cry out their disgust at such a repulsive violation of dignity. I know it's nothing like getting violated by a rapist. But the feeling of shame you feel afterwards can feel just as strong a feeling of shame. Especially with someone like me who is over emotional and takes things out of proportion. No one should be allowed to make you feel that powerless and shame, especially a cop whose job is to protect us from such evils men can do to each other.

Another thing that gets me, I can't even report this crime of the blue persuasion, because it's after hours to "bitch" about the blue people.

"Hey man, this blue man just beat the ever living fuck out of me. Then he just spits in my face, laughs and drives off with another blue."

"We're sorry sir, but the blue complaints department is now closed, please come back in 11 hours. Oh yeah, you can only complain by filling out a form in person at the complaints department window."

"But your office is over an hour's drive..."

"Thank you!" (hang up)

Da fuck?

 

[Canna Sylvan]

The only things I ever say to the 5-0 are, "Am I being arrested/detained?" "I do not consent to searches without warrants." and my personal favorite, "I need my lawyer"

It's also not nice to force your loved ones to identify your body. Cops don't like polite refusal. It's pisses them off even more than physical violence against the officer, and sends them into a roid rage which anything is possible. So I give a courtesy and state my name before politely refusing to comply, and try my hardest to not hand over my lawyer's card, unless absolutely necessary. I'm just thankful it never came to the giving of the lawyer card ceremony. Them lawyers are almost as filthy creatures as cops, and more expensive. I also don't have Zimmerman's charisma as a liberal to collect donations.

 

[Nutes and Nugs]

A little blue man in a little blue suit.


The following is what many others have said to have happened. Basically, before the concert Jim was with some girl backstage in a shower area (The Doors were performing in a sports stadium used for some concerts) and a cop came in and rudely told him to leave. Jim got bothered by this and refused- telling the cop to **** off. The cop then started to get pushy and violent, and Jim revealed that he was the singer of the band (which permitted him in those limited access areas). The cop didn't believe him and started to get more pushy. Then he maced Jim. By that time, one of the band members came out and verified that Jim was with them. The cop felt like an asshole for macing the lead singer over something so trivial and got all falsely apologetic, hoping to avoid criticism or future conflict. On stage Jim talked about the incident and talked about a "little blue man in a little blue suit", you can figure out where the rest of it went, and the cop got pissed off at him again. While Jim was talking about this and how the cop maced him over something so stupid, the crowd started to feel angry at the cops. Then an officer went onstage and approached Jim, he told him to "say his thing" and offered him the microphone to tell his side of the story (there is some picture of this somewhere). He didn't, so Jim continued talking. The cops then ripped the microphone out of his hand and pushed him backward and eventually arrested him. The following day, after he was released from jail, people said that Jim was very bruised and had a black eye from the cops beating him up so much after his arrest.

Cops suck.
My point about halfway through.
<span style="color: rgb(95, 95, 95); font-family: 'Helvetica Neue', Helvetica, Arial, san-serif; line-height: 16px;">[video=youtube;bCkZcmkL540]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bCkZcmkL540[/video]

 

[Doer]

So, on the beach and someone called the cops? Shit. Sounds like there is more to this story.

And you had a successful encounter. Now, were you acting like a turd, with an attitude, or you just have the attitude but no ACT?

Don't matter, these guys are trained to smell attitude and they will lean on it to see it you really are the shit you seem to think you are.

Since you are not what you seem to think, he let you go. Make sense?

Now, look deep. Why did someone call the cops.....really? And if they did and you didn't have a shitty attitude, so what? A usual day, with a cop doing his job.

It is the thugs that make the Cops work hard, and the other way around.

I'm just a Citizen and do very specific DMI right off the bat, to show I have no attitude.

 

[GOD HERE]

So you mean the school system was lying to me for the 13 years I was forced to go?

"I pledge allegiance to the Flag of the United States of America, and to the republic for which it stands, one Nation under "God", indivisible, with liberty and justice for all."

Is it lying if everyone believes it?

 

[abandonconflict]

Today was a family day at the beach. My wife said I should take my son, who has moderate autism, and show him the water on the pier. We saw a pelican and he went crazy and thought it was going to attack him.

Now tell the truth. Why did the cops really get called on you?

 

[Canna Sylvan]

Now tell the truth. Why did the cops really get called on you?

Cause I look like a freak. I already said that! I get lots of pussy, the cop was just pissed how some oddity of nature gets more than they do. Were the only time they can get off is by being a punk harassing citizens. You already know if a person really did something wrong, the cops just don't let you walk off with only stating your name.

Also, you miss the part he was crying yelling mama? He has moderate autism and says mama, even when mama gives him what he considers the "evil eye." So because my son has a disability which makes him freak out, at random times, I have to keep him at home so the public isn't bothered by him? I should just "cut that hair," so I look respectable? Should I just stay home because of my lack of social skills which don't doesn't allow proper eye contact. You do know that's how cops know you're "lying" right? Shit, AC, I had no idea you were part of the Nazi party. All this time I just thought you were a communist anarchist freak.

 

[Canna Sylvan]

So, on the beach and someone called the cops? Shit. Sounds like there is more to this story.

And you had a successful encounter. Now, were you acting like a turd, with an attitude, or you just have the attitude but no ACT?

Don't matter, these guys are trained to smell attitude and they will lean on it to see it you really are the shit you seem to think you are.

Since you are not what you seem to think, he let you go. Make sense?

Now, look deep. Why did someone call the cops.....really? And if they did and you didn't have a shitty attitude, so what? A usual day, with a cop doing his job.

It is the thugs that make the Cops work hard, and the other way around.

I'm just a Citizen and do very specific DMI right off the bat, to show I have no attitude.

These guys are just pussies. How did we ever give them a gun? They should've been given a baby rattle. We don't want pansies making America look weak.

Pansies and those with shitty attitudes need to get kicked out of America the brave, the strong and the conformists!

[video=youtube;ZocVHEQXAQ4]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZocVHEQXAQ4[/video]

 

[abandonconflict]

I get lots of pussy. I had no idea you were part of the Nazi party.

I don't believe you. That wouldn't be the reason they were called even if it were true.

 

[Doer]

Yes, but, someone called them. They thought whatever these damn busybody church ladies think. Do GOOD.

The Cop has been to school and got a job and had to go though quite a bit of psychological screening before WE armed him.

I just don't see the beef. Do you know who called him to Duty to contact you with the concerns of a fellow citizen with the best of intentions, I'm sure?

 

[Canna Sylvan]

I don't believe you. That wouldn't be the reason they were called even if it were true.

Go away, please? I humored you in here long enough. Thank you.

 

[budbro18]

What does ptsd have to do with anything related to this? The cop was an asshole, some people in the armed forces are assholes. Some cops are nice, some people in the armed forces are nice. PTSD is a serious condition and people with it are not pansies. I hope you werent saying that. If you werent then take no offense to any of this.

If you are then take offense.

[video=youtube;OX5dZIkscvs]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OX5dZIkscvs&amp;list=UU1yBKRuGpC1tSM73A0ZjYjQ[/video]

 

[Canna Sylvan]

a fellow citizen with the best of intentions, I'm sure?

Yep, I'm just faking my form of autism. I also look like a homeless bum. So I kidnapped them in their eyes. The cop was saying without saying, "you kidnapped this child, fuck you!" I need to conform badly! Definitely need to conform. Yep, definitely need to conform.

 

[Canna Sylvan]

What does ptsd have to do with anything related to this? The cop was an asshole, some people in the armed forces are assholes. Some cops are nice, some people in the armed forces are nice. PTSD is a serious condition and people with it are not pansies. I hope you werent saying that. If you werent then take no offense to any of this.

If you are then take offense.

[video=youtube;OX5dZIkscvs]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OX5dZIkscvs&amp;list=UU1yBKRuGpC1tSM73A0ZjYjQ[/video]

I was trolling Doer. He has PTSD and served. Yet he still thinks somehow this is my fault. Similar to how a woman dressed too provocatively and she had it coming. I get it all the time. "You're so smart, but why can you act so dumb? Act normal for once!" Conformity, fuck yeah!

 

[Doer]

No kidding, Canna! An Amber Alert. This guy has no right to breed, impossible! So, kidnap, call the cops.

I'm not pissed at the Cops, but did you get to be confronted by your accusers?

 

[Dr Kynes]

What does ptsd have to do with anything related to this? The cop was an asshole, some people in the armed forces are assholes. Some cops are nice, some people in the armed forces are nice. PTSD is a serious condition and people with it are not pansies. I hope you werent saying that. If you werent then take no offense to any of this.

If you are then take offense.

pumpkin headed cunt's idiocy snipped.

Man, you should put up a warning flag before you post "young turks" videos

i heard a few seconds of Cenk Uygars obnoxious voice, and was emotionally scarred by seeing his HUGE pumpkin-like melon.

thats not cool bro.

not cool at all.

 

[budbro18]

ah got you. sorry i just have a few friends with ptsd and if it wasnt for weed theyd probably have killed themselves by now.

it wasnt your fault, dumb and lazy cops got bored and wanted someone to fuck with.