Are we married? Man, I hit the jackpot

Winter Woman

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lmao. This guy doesn't remember marrying his wife. He is just great. Enjoy. Loved when he said turn around.

[video=youtube;IqebEymqFS8]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IqebEymqFS8[/video]
 

Jerry68W

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I loved watching people react to the drugs when I was a Nurse, though not all were as funny or as pleasant as this. Always something interesting
 

vacpurge

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I was with a guy who went through this same thing. we were downhill mountain biking in fernie, BC in 08 and he crashed pretty bad, basically went heat first into a tree I think... he was no beginner either. I turned the corner and he was laying on the ground, I laughed and thought "im leading now fucker"... except he didnt get up or answer back. I went up to him and there he was, blood pouring from his ears. he was asking where we were, what happened to him, what day it was etc... 30 mins later on the way down the hill to the ambulance, he couldnt remember if he was married (yes) if he had kids (3) what he had for breakfast. he kept asking me "where are we?" it was scary. he lost his balance for a year and sense of smell and taste for 3-5 years. not to mention the bones he broke in his face... he came very close to dying that day in my arms on a mountain, as other bikers flew past us, ill never forget it.

same thing as the video and its what it really reminded me of and they way he was acting, he probably had some serious head trauma or med drugs.
 

Winter Woman

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My best friend is a nurse and in recovery she told the doctor she wanted to do him. Let's just say her whole floor heard about it. lol.
 

Winter Woman

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Sorry didn't mean to bring up bad memories.
I was with a guy who went through this same thing. we were downhill mountain biking in fernie, BC in 08 and he crashed pretty bad, basically went heat first into a tree I think... he was no beginner either. I turned the corner and he was laying on the ground, I laughed and thought "im leading now fucker"... except he didnt get up or answer back. I went up to him and there he was, blood pouring from his ears. he was asking where we were, what happened to him, what day it was etc... 30 mins later on the way down the hill to the ambulance, he couldnt remember if he was married (yes) if he had kids (3) what he had for breakfast. he kept asking me "where are we?" it was scary. he lost his balance for a year and sense of smell and taste for 3-5 years. not to mention the bones he broke in his face... he came very close to dying that day in my arms on a mountain, as other bikers flew past us, ill never forget it.

same thing as the video and its what it really reminded me of and they way he was acting, he probably had some serious head trauma or med drugs.
 

bullwinkle60

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I was a nurse for 30 years and never came across a patient who didn't remember they were married. They would forget you're not suppose to shit in the bed and other things though.
 

slowbus

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I was with a guy who went through this same thing. we were downhill mountain biking in fernie, BC in 08 and he crashed pretty bad, basically went heat first into a tree I think... he was no beginner either. I turned the corner and he was laying on the ground, I laughed and thought "im leading now fucker"... except he didnt get up or answer back. I went up to him and there he was, blood pouring from his ears. he was asking where we were, what happened to him, what day it was etc... 30 mins later on the way down the hill to the ambulance, he couldnt remember if he was married (yes) if he had kids (3) what he had for breakfast. he kept asking me "where are we?" it was scary. he lost his balance for a year and sense of smell and taste for 3-5 years. not to mention the bones he broke in his face... he came very close to dying that day in my arms on a mountain, as other bikers flew past us, ill never forget it.



same thing as the video and its what it really reminded me of and they way he was acting, he probably had some serious head trauma or med drugs.
x2 w/my buddy.Except he took a blow to the head from a big air compressor hose
 

vacpurge

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x2 w/my buddy.Except he took a blow to the head from a big air compressor hose
ouch!! those whip injuries suck. I know an older guy who was going to voluntarily spray the shop floor down during his break.. he want the cracked the valve on the wall open as fast as he could without holding the hose which didnt have a valve on the end, it came up and knocked all 8 front teeth out. my god. I would be begging for a gun to end the pain.
 

Mike Young

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In retrospect, that lovely wife should've blew his mind and fucked him for the first time....again. Ahhh, what a waste. Still, very funny.
 

Mike Young

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vac: really jealous of your avatar. That is one of my all-time favorite characters from one of my all-time favorite movies. Kubrick was gangster.
 

fg2020

Active Member
The dude is putting her on and she knows it. Pretty goddamned obvious. Everybody wants that 15 minutes of fame, even if they have to pull dumbass stunts like this to get it.
 

vacpurge

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vac: really jealous of your avatar. That is one of my all-time favorite characters from one of my all-time favorite movies. Kubrick was gangster.
haha thanks man, I think it suits me well.

its eerily similar to yours... the fingers are almost pointing in the same spot, one hand length down in yours and I would be tripped right the fuck out.
 

Mike Young

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haha thanks man, I think it suits me well.

its eerily similar to yours... the fingers are almost pointing in the same spot, one hand length down in yours and I would be tripped right the fuck out.
That is creepy! What's crazy about that is, I just had a self realization that was pretty profound. Granted, I just vape'd some hash friom a buddy. I realized that the scary thing I am always running from in my dreams is me. I'm running from something I created in my subconscious mind. I'm the bad guy. Fucking nutz, I've been having these dreams since I can remember, and never correlated that the "bad guy" in my dream was me. Eek!! I'm a scary motha fucka!
 
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