Do they test for alcohol on Parole?

curious2garden

curious2garden

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Imfreenow said:
if i drink from 9pm till 3am every night, would i be clean by 8am, hmmm so curious,
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Of course you will be, but only if you are drinking at least 80 proof. Anything less and you will still be dirty. It has to be high power and clean. Everclear at 190 is about the best. You could drink that in the PO's office and still test clean (PO will think it's water, even better, they are so stupid).

Sorry I almost forgot. If you add it to a tampon and shove it up your ass they'll never know. You can even 'drink' beer that way.

Really, I kid you not.
 
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Jerry68W

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Just FYI kids, shoving alcohol up your ass is extremely dangerous and is likely to end in death. No shit, not kidding.

Make sure you get it on YouTube.
 
RPM371

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brek said:
Let's take bets. I'm bettin our buddy here is back in the slammer within the month. Sticking all SORTS of things in his prison wallet.

Sorry dude, but your priorities are FUCKED.
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I betting it's just a troll. First thread "Will I get busted for smoking?" second one is "Will I get busted for drinking?". The only thing left is "Will I get busted for sexual assault while cooking meth?"
 
dirtsurfr

dirtsurfr

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Prison is full of looser dumb asses, they get out get down and go back in to re group and get healthy.
 
see4

see4

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Imfreenow said:
Just curious if a piss test would test for alcohol, if i can't smoke im gonna be drinking every day and was just curious. Your thought and consideration would be greatly appreciated.
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naw man. you should be fine. i was paroled for 2 years. never once took a piss test. i drank and smoked dope everyday. granted i no longer have teeth, but praise the almighty lord jesus, i was never given a piss test.

i say you can drink and smoke whatever the fuck you want. you should be good. i guarantee it.
 
dirtsurfr

dirtsurfr

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Woodnt du me any good bro I just com her to enjoy people and relax and sure I don't spel good but you need socal traing... :) ;)
 
Jimmyjonestoo

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Imfreenow said:
if i drink from 9pm till 3am every night, would i be clean by 8am, hmmm so curious,
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Your blood alcohol level drops at a very low rate of .015 per hour of not drinking. There is a mathmatical way of figuring out your bac. Its based on your body weight and what youve had to drink (liquour beer wine ect.) And how fast you consumed it. I dont know the exact formula but im sure you could find it online.
 
RPM371

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I've heard from a guy that you can drink and smoke all you want and pass a parole test with no problems. All you have to do is drink a 1/2 pint of goat semen and it will mask every test there is.
 
slowbus

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RPM371 said:
I've heard from a guy that you can drink and smoke all you want and pass a parole test with no problems. All you have to do is drink a 1/2 pint of goat semen and it will mask every test there is.
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heard from a guy,lol.BTw,you got sperm on your chin
 
see4

see4

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dirtsurfr said:
Woodnt du me any good bro I just com her to enjoy people and relax and sure I don't spel good but you need socal traing... :) ;)
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totally understand where you are coming from. i come here to enjoy myself, relax, and be entertained by the continual ongoings of the toke and talk threads. just as i have an ineptitude to control my outbursts of grammar correctness, many more have the inverse of complete lack or disregard for others by making it difficult to read their comments. i only correct so that others after me may be able to relax and enjoy people on here just as much as you. :hug:
 
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