What would you do if you caught a thief in the act?

[VTMi'kmaq]

back in the day it was maybe a shotgun blast in a general direction, however where I live there aren't a lot of bleeding heart liberals crying about someone walking thru town with a sig .45 on there hip LEGALLY. That's one aspect of town, the other is (they warn you with signs mind you) we don't call 911 the hole's already dug kinda folks. Hell there's a pretty healthy pig farm almost every damn 50 miles up here lol. Nowadays if your a thief your taking your life into your own hands in my state. the wife had 5.56 hickey's from her ar-platform pew -pew that she keeps sharp with monthly. Stealing is such a dirtbag act imho.

 

[Balzac89]

My dad had about 1500 dollars worth of scrap aluminum stolen from him a couple years ago. Idk why but he never even called the cops.

 

[ASMALLVOICE]

If they looked as if they were just unarmed robbers, hold them at gunpoint and try my very best to pull off a minute to win it conversion to priesthood on them before the law got there. Just for laughs, might even throw in a few Death Wish quotes, as I am sure they would not know about Mr. Bronson....lol

If they looked armed or I feel like me or my household is in any danger, cut them in half with 000 buckshot and then leave what's left for the dog while I make the phone call to the local law. I have no idea how many times the Wifey will shoot them, I won't interfere until she calls for ammo or hands me the gun.

In all actuality, my dog would know they were there before they did, and I may not even know anything is wrong until I hear something or he starts dragging some poor fool's body parts around the house

Peace

Asmallvoice

 

[Situation420]

Well if someone came home while I was robbing them would have to pull out the tazer I bring with me on every job and take them out silently one by one then try to escape the house undetected by anyone else. I'd also have to make sure that they didn't ID me and that I wear gloves not to leave behind any evidence. I sure wouldn't kill anyone that caught me stealing from them in the act, I'm a thief not a murderer jeez. Oh and for those dogs, I add a bottle of fox piss and some coyote in heat to my shampoo and lather up and rinse and repeat. Thats what I would do if I was a thief caught in the act.

 

[ClaytonBigsby]

 

[ASMALLVOICE]

Well if someone came home while I was robbing them would have to pull out the tazer I bring with me on every job and take them out silently one by one then try to escape the house undetected by anyone else. I'd also have to make sure that they didn't ID me and that I wear gloves not to leave behind any evidence. I sure wouldn't kill anyone that caught me stealing from them in the act, I'm a thief not a murderer jeez. Oh and for those dogs, I add a bottle of fox piss and some coyote in heat to my shampoo and lather up and rinse and repeat. Thats what I would do if I was a thief caught in the act.

you would not fare well at all as a criminal, stick to a real job and you will more than likely not die from an occupational hazard. Robbing my house would be a fool's errand at best as my beliefs are, the only good thief is a dead thief, period. The only thing in jeopardy is your freedom, that is all.

Peace

Asmallvoice

 

[Dogenzengi]

WTF ,situation420???
you are so dumb as to come on the forum and spout about being a thief?!

Soory but that makes you a scumbag!

I looked at your journal, how would you feel it rippers took your shit??

after 15 yrs as a licensed Locksmith I saw lots of "criminal work".
No matter how smart the criminal or crime you will pay in the End.

I use different predator scents when hunting with my Dogs so that dumb trick won't fly.

I would maybe get to shoot a junk of you because that's all that would be lef when my dogs finished snacking on you.

I don't Dial 911, I am judge jury and executioner in my home or anywhere else I deem necessary, I stand my Ground!

I am the only living witness to my acts, you would be dog eaten and shot twice in the head as "safety rounds".

You should put a coffin on layaway cause you gonna get a Dead!

I suspect you are a young person who thinks its a funny thread, well it's not you look like an Asshole.

have you ever been robbed, ever had a gun stuck to your headend been pistol whipped or worse??


I think you need a lesson, I wish You would pick me....

Rant over!