Ill be looking for the headlines "Ohio man arrested after growing field of marijuana in woods. Local police say it was easy to spot the plants from their helicopter.
The man arrested, an ex-US soldier, accidentally shot himself in the nuts trying to defend his crop from the raid monday morning. "I was gonna yield 1.5 pounds a plant.." claimed the man "im no small timer!". Police suspect he had survived the last few month in the woods probably by eating fortune cookies and memorizing the fortunes in order to keep himself from going (completely) insane...."
Yup, ill be waiting for that