How many stoners does it take to change a light bulb?

[danbridge]

Q: How many stoners does it take to change a light bulb?
A: None. You know why? ...oh wow you mean the light bulb is out?



Q: Whats the difference between a drunk driver and a stoned driver?
A: A drunk driver runs a red light and a stoned driver waits for the stop sign to turn green

 

[high|hgih]

The first one, I saw somewhere and the answer was 'I dunno.. I forgot.'

Funny though

 

[dslantic]

Q: How many stoners does it take to change a light bulb?
A: i don't hard but it's too stoned to be around lcd without being a smartass.

 

[HotShot7414]

None I'm too stoned for that pilgrims

 

[lokie]

don't quit your day job.

 

[cannabineer]

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[guy incognito]

What's the difference between an onion and a hooker?

I cried when I cut up the onion.

 

[Weedasaurus]

about 420, give or take

 

[giggle stick]

3 one to get the bulb one to roll up the weed other to make observations

 

[Adjorr]

How many Dragon Ball Z characters does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Just one but it takes 15 episodes

 

[qwizoking]

For real man.. some dude been terrorizing the town the past 6 episodes(without even fighting, just sizing each other up).. all you see is weird eye movements, strange quivers, and constant screaming.....I get forced into watching Saturday cartoons on the cw.......

 

[Dogenzengi]

The sign of a real man, watching cartoons with your kids!
Happy Daddy!

 

[Organicus]

3 one to get the bulb one to roll up the weed other to make observations

It take’s one person to change a light bulb , but the light bulb , really has to want to change.