BIGGEST THREAD in RIU History
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Wikidbchofthewst
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Want to call someone? lol, I fucking call! During one stoned conversation, we couldn't remember all the names of the original Power Rangers. I called one of my friends, at like, 3 am on a Wednesday.Yeah, you wake up at 2:00am when you remember & want to call someone....
OH! OK! lol, I get it now! When I had you in my sig...lol, I didn't get it at all.I cant believe someone would make you work for rep
Steal that one.
You're so funny, it's hard to pick just one line to steal from you.
PlasmaRadio
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Original Power Rangers? You mean Jason, Kimberly, Trini, Blackass and Nerdlinger.
I have an awesome memory.
I have an awesome memory.
Did you say blackass?lol
Wikidbchofthewst
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Zach and Billy! I think it was Billy we couldn't remember...I think I kept saying Brian....
Wikidbchofthewst
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You're HERE! *tackles you and smothers you with love*
hi wikid. Wheres everyone at?
You have to be even more bored than I am bro
Jables&Jakoseph
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Wikidbchofthewst
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Not here
I'm all alone!*about to tackle you and smother you with love when I realize I'm not sure who you are*...so vicious.
Hola, would you care to be tackled and smothered with love?
BigGuyTok'n
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Hi Wikid, how is my favorite tackle partner doing tonight?
Im not doin bad, how are you doin?Hi 40, how is my favorite tackle partner doing tonight?
BigGuyTok'n
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Hi 40, nice edit, I'm doing good, about to fire up a pre-dinner bowl.
Wikidbchofthewst
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*tackles you and smothers you with love*Hi Wikid, how is my favorite tackle partner doing tonight?
Good, now I got you AND 40!
BigGuyTok'n
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A man drives to a gas station and has his tank filled up. The gas pumper spots two penguins sitting in the back seat of the car.
He asks the driver, "What's up with the penguins in the back seat?"
The man in the car says "I found them. I asked myself what to do with them, but I haven't had a clue."
The clerk ponders a bit then says, "You should take them to the zoo."
"Hey, that's a good idea," says the man in the car and drives away.
The next day the man with the car is back at the same gas station. The clerk sees the penguins are still in the back seat of the car.
"Hey, they're still here! I thought you were going to take them to the zoo." "Oh, I did," says the driver, "And we had a swell time. Today I am taking them to the beach."
He asks the driver, "What's up with the penguins in the back seat?"
The man in the car says "I found them. I asked myself what to do with them, but I haven't had a clue."
The clerk ponders a bit then says, "You should take them to the zoo."
"Hey, that's a good idea," says the man in the car and drives away.
The next day the man with the car is back at the same gas station. The clerk sees the penguins are still in the back seat of the car.
"Hey, they're still here! I thought you were going to take them to the zoo." "Oh, I did," says the driver, "And we had a swell time. Today I am taking them to the beach."
Wikidbchofthewst
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lol, nice BigGuy
BigGuyTok'n
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A big hulking hooligan walks into a bar, slams his fist down, and yells "Give me a Budweiser, or...!"
Scared, the bartender serves the man his Budweiser. This happens everyday for a week straight, and the bartender turns into a nervous wreck. He asks his wife for advice, and she tells him he should stand up for himself. Easier said than done, he thinks, but he decides to try it. The next day, the hooligan returns.
"Give me a Budweiser, or...!"
"O-o-o-o-r-r-r... w-w-what?" stammers the bartender.
"A small Coke."
Scared, the bartender serves the man his Budweiser. This happens everyday for a week straight, and the bartender turns into a nervous wreck. He asks his wife for advice, and she tells him he should stand up for himself. Easier said than done, he thinks, but he decides to try it. The next day, the hooligan returns.
"Give me a Budweiser, or...!"
"O-o-o-o-r-r-r... w-w-what?" stammers the bartender.
"A small Coke."
