Em...that's... racist...?
Or is it?
Liberals have my compass all sorts of fucked up...
let's do the Rundown:
I am a racist.
but my chimney sweep is black... which is anti-racist (could have hired the mexican or the cracker but i went with the guy with recommendations)
i didnt hire the mexican, so that racist.
but i didnt hire the Cracker, so thats anti-racist.
but that was probably my well deserved White Guilt talking, so thats still racist.
i actually spoke to the guy, so thats anti-racist
but im white so thats still racist
i remembered what he said, so thats anti-racist
but i repeated it so thats racist
i paid the bill plus a tip so thats anti-racist
but i did it in a timely manner so thats totally racist
he thanked me for my business and i recommended him to others, so thats anti-racist
but i have payed a Black Man to function in a "servile" position, so thats racist.
but if i pretend to feel guilty about paying an honest man for an honest job, thats anti-racist
but i "Forced" a black man to extract a dead animal from my chimney so thats actually quite racist.
shit who can tell any more?