@Midnight

[Finshaggy]

New TV show on at Midnight, called at Midnight, spelled @Midnight, basically about what you guys do at midnight (trolling the internet).

It's a show where they go around finding funny things to make questions about, or they go around finding posts that need funny replies (not real ones, just troll replies like you guys do).

It's only been on 2 or 3 times, I've seen it 1x plus the episode that is on right now is about to end, so 2x. Hopefully since it comes on right after Colbert it will help him get attention if he campaigns for president again.

Right now on the show they are replying to a craigslist add that says "2 Dozen Free Goats" in the funniest way possible.

 

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[TheBeardedStoner]

What happened to not creating anymore threads?

Do you seriously have no life?

Is all you do sit in front of a screen, spamming forums, thinking up get rich quick schemes, and being an asshat in general?

 

[Finshaggy]

What happened to not creating anymore threads?

Do you seriously have no life?

Is all you do sit in front of a screen, spamming forums, thinking up get rich quick schemes, and being an asshat in general?

I said not more threads for the trolls, this is for everyone. ONE line of this thread was for the trolls.

And I have never offered a "get rich quick" scheme. I offered ONE way for people to make money, which was to make blogs and YouTube videos, and I never suggested that people would be getting rich from that. I literally called the thread "get a paycheck from Google for posting about anything (even weed)"

 

[GOD HERE]

Matt fucking Damon.

 

[TheBeardedStoner]

So in other words: no, you do not have a life. Yes, all you do all day is sit in front of a screen and spam forums while being an asshat.
Cool, glad we got that covered.

My guess would be that you're an acne ridden, melodramatic, unemployed loser.
Now you can try to say otherwise, but the evidence is already against you.

My advice:
-Get off your ass
-Actually do something productive
-Find a job, or three
-Stop jerkin it to the point of chafing
-Instead of feeling compelled to post nonsense, do some push ups, run, or some other physical activity

 

[Finshaggy]

LOL.

I have made it clear that I am in poverty and that I make money as a writer (steadily making more and more), so I am not ashamed to be in front of a computer most of the day, and have made it very clear that I have been doing that for about 2 years now. I didn't even really know what computers were for before that, except YouTube/Facebook/Myspace and Torrents.

And I don't have acne, just blessed that way. I am not well groomed, but that is an extension of poverty and has nothing to do with how I actually "look" and will be remedied once I start getting more from my writing. (You can watch a video if you want to know what I look like, I don't care if you know or not though)

And I'm glad that I could give you something to do, because it seems like you have nothing better to do than come on my thread and give me lame useless advice.

 

[TheBeardedStoner]

Do you fully understand the definition of poverty?
Most people who are poor, do not have a way to access the internet 24/7.
My guess is that you're too lazy to go out and get a real job, mainly because you still have to suckle on your mom's tit.

Grow a pair, man the fuck up and do something with your life.

Ignore list add:
Finshaggy
Done contributing to your nonsense.

 

[Finshaggy]

Yes I understand the definition of poverty.
I feel the effects of what is described in gastric bypass, and I have not had the procedure done. My stomach is simply shrinking because I have no food to eat.
I am pretty sure I am suffering from malnutrition.

It's been happening since I left Texas (after taking the blame for my sister) and my family stopped supporting me like they did when I lived at home. And I can't get a job because of warrants.

If literally "starving" can't be considered "in poverty", I don't know what can.

 

[Finshaggy]

And why are you saying "shut the fuck up and do something with your life"

1. You came to me, not vice versa

2. I wasn't complaining about anything, you brought this up

And based on your avatar and join date, I am pretty sure it is safe to assume you came here to troll me.

 

[Finshaggy]

I am going to look up videos of @Midnight on YouTube tomorrow and invent a few smoking/drinking games, that should be fun. Then anyone that is on here late at night can watch the show and smoke together.

BTW, it is on Comedy Central at Midnight East Coast Time and Colorado time. So like 11 pm Central/Texas time. If you want them to see you on Twitter, you have to post "@Midnight" with your message attached and then whatever the Hashtag war is for the day: Ex #FatTVShows, #SluttyMusicals, etc.

Host:
@midnight
@nerdist

Contestants (so far)
@MsJuneDiane
@JAdomian
@TheMikeLawrence
@deoncole
@kylekinane
@thomaslennon

 

[RPM371]

Not to derail the thread, but I used to be borderline on Chris Hardwick. Wasn't sure if I like him or not, even on Nerdist. But he is great on @Midnight. I'm really liking it so far. We'll see how long it takes before it gets annoying.

 

[blacksun]

That show is on comedy central, comedy central is on cable, cable costs money, shinfaggy can't make any money.



How is shinfaggy watching comedy central?



a) He's lying.
b) He's freeloading on someone's couch again.
c) He sucked some dick, bob saggat style, and he can now say "MAN, YOU EVA SUCKED DICK FO CABLE?!".

 

[Finshaggy]

That show is on comedy central, comedy central is on cable, cable costs money, shinfaggy can't make any money.



How is shinfaggy watching comedy central?



a) He's lying.
b) He's freeloading on someone's couch again.
c) He sucked some dick, bob saggat style, and he can now say "MAN, YOU EVA SUCKED DICK FO CABLE?!".

My mom pays for cable and internet which is one bill, my mom pays for weed, I don't get to choose those things, that's just where the money goes.

 

[Finshaggy]

Not to derail the thread, but I used to be borderline on Chris Hardwick. Wasn't sure if I like him or not, even on Nerdist. But he is great on @Midnight. I'm really liking it so far. We'll see how long it takes before it gets annoying.

I have seen him before and heard his voice, but I have never watched something with him on it so much. He seems like a good hosts. He takes the game just seriously enough so that it doesn't get too stupid (he tries to give points fairly etc, even though you can tell he has favorites from the beginning sometimes), but he takes it just too serious so that it is funny how serious he thinks it is sometimes.

 

[Finshaggy]

But I'm almost positive that this is going to be like Jeopardy for our generation. We're all going to be 80 years old guessing Yahoo answers and stuff before they can answer them on TV.

 

[GOD HERE]

My mom pays for cable and internet which is one bill, my mom pays for weed, I don't get to choose those things, that's just where the money goes.

How old are you Fin? Because after I moved out when I was 18, mom and dad did not pay for my internet and cable.