@Midnight

[Finshaggy]

How old are you Fin? Because after I moved out when I was 18, mom and dad did not pay for my internet and cable.

Answer for an answer.

Did you go to jail in place of a family member (giving up everything you owned and wanted), then basically get chased out of the state by police?

 

[see4]

Fin. I NEED you inside me. I want to surf your mom's butthole. Let her know.

 

[GOD HERE]

Answer for an answer.

Did you go to jail in place of a family member (giving up everything you owned and wanted), then basically get chased out of the state by police?

What are you a fucking gypsy? Take some fucking responsibility. If you weren't guilty, then why go to jail retard? That's your fuckin fault. My god, I mean what the fuck is wrong with you?

 

[Finshaggy]

So you literally aren't even willing to reply before passing judgement. I might as well ignore you now.

 

[Finshaggy]

And I can't believe you said "Then don't go to jail". Do you know how jail works?

 

[throwdo]

fin just turn yourself in and get it over with that way when its said and done you can get back to life hanging with fam and growing and possibley eating some food and in jail you get 3 meals for free so it would proabley be your best bet I live in texas and yes the laws are ass holes but once you do your time they will proabley leave you alone

 

[Finshaggy]

Why does everyone on RIU think I am looking for advice?

 

[throwdo]

sorry bro not trying to be a troll but iv been on the run before and its not fun , sorry but now I can see why people treat you like they do .

 

[Finshaggy]

Yeah, they all get butt hurt when I don't take their advice. Go cry about it, make a thread about it and maybe you can make some trolly friends.

I'm just glad I'm not following your path.

 

[throwdo]

why don't you post some of your fine writing here I for one would love to see it

 

[blacksun]

That show is on comedy central, comedy central is on cable, cable costs money, shinfaggy can't make any money.



How is shinfaggy watching comedy central?



a) He's lying.
b) He's freeloading on someone's couch again.
c) He sucked some dick, bob saggat style, and he can now say "MAN, YOU EVA SUCKED DICK FO CABLE?!".

My mom pays for cable and internet which is one bill, my mom pays for weed, I don't get to choose those things, that's just where the money goes.

Nope, the answer can only be a, b, or c.

Have you not seen @Midnight?

Only shinfaggy would be dumb enough to make a thread about @Midnight and then not know how the show works.



Edit: Looking at it, his answer might technically be "b".

 

[Finshaggy]

If I go back now I can not legalize weed in Texas, this (below) is a case I started building about 2 years ago. I have expanded on it, and will expand on it for the next few years.

I can literally legalize weed in Texas. I am reading all the statutes and supreme court decisions in Texas and have a hugely solid case.

• The police came into my house without a warrant.
  marijuana is my sacrament (as can be proven in a court of law, shown below)
  They broke into my house, stole my sacrament, and pulled guns on me, arrested me and a friend, threatened to "slam" me. And let my friends case go off free already. The police found not only ILlegal marijuana, but completely LEGAL Wild Lettuce, and Datura, along with the book "Food of the Gods". We were questioned about all these things, and explained our religious use of the plants. They had no warrant, but we got misdemeanor possession charges.
  All without stating who they were, without having a warrant, and without probable cause. They then took us out of the neighborhood twice, then had drove us back in to speak with the narcotics sergeant. Then took us to jail, and ransacked the house, not allowing my mom in when she got back (again, all without a warrant). My case is wide open, and they are waiting for me to come back to Texas.
  
  Here are some cases that are specifically related to my case
  And that would be helpful after demanding a trial in Common Law court.
  
  United States v. Ballard (1944)
  Justice William O. Douglas stated:"They may not be put to the proof of their religious doctrines or beliefs."
  Meaning, I shouldn't have to prove a damn thing. But I will anyways.
  
  Lemon v. Kurtzman, 91 S. Ct. 2105 (1971)
  The rulings made here were violated. The police had no warrant, and therefore no secular purpose. And have entangled themselves in my religion since I was a child at 14 years old.
  1) the government action must have a secular purpose;
  2) its primary purpose must not be to inhibit or to advance religion;
  3) there must be no excessive entanglement between government and religion.
  
  
  McDaniel v. Paty (197

  

  
  They are taking away my fundamental rights.
  Life: They wish to take my time
  Liberty: They wish to infringe on my religious freedoms, and put me in a cage for loving a flower
  The Pursuit of Happiness: Any effort I make with my religion is squashed by authority. And in effect, squashing me.
  
  Church of Lukumi Babalu Ave., Inc. v. Hialeah, 113 S. Ct. 2217 (1993)
  They ruled that the religious sacrifice of animals, is no different than hunting. And it is unconstitutional to consider the two different.
  If that is true. Why is tobacco, alcohol, nutmeg, tea, coffee, energy drinks and even corn, and wheat (it has food and industrial uses) allowed to be grown and used legally while marijuana is not. This is unconstitutional.
  
  ESA v. Rylander (2001)
  We do not even have to define a supreme being, I do connect Shiva when smoking. But that doesn't have to be specified, or important.
  
  And this, from 2005:
  Texas Civil Practice & Remedies Code CHAPTER 110. RELIGIOUS FREEDOM
  I refuse to participate in the drug war my state is involved in, but they force me to. And I refuse to have not only my religion but my life substantially burdened by law enforcement, probation, and everyone else.
  
  
  Plus there are around 15-100< people (That I spoke to from the age of 14 to 18 which was the time of my arrest): Probation officers, Correctional Officers, Psychologists, Therapists in and out of jail, Peers, and Elders that can, on the stand, say that it was part of my religion. I even yelled it as I was brought into detention centers, and spoke to people about it for months as I was imprisoned. They made talking about religion against the rules in my pod because of me. They'll remember.
  
  There are tons of posts of mine on the internet regarding my religious reverence for marijuana.
  
  There should be a record of my asking for a Rig Veda (My religious Texts) in the County Jail. And possibly record of something about it in the Juvenile detention center. Definitely could get some good words from my required therapist there.My research is not complete, so if you can add to it please do so, and I will do so as well periodically. Please spread the word/share the link to this page/and help legalize it.​
  
  

 

[Finshaggy]

And remember, that post is 2 years old. I have been solidifying this case for 2 years with legal research

 

[joe macclennan]

My mom pays for cable and internet which is one bill, my mom pays for weed, .

jfc man, you have once again proved how much of a loser you are.

I bet it feels really good to know you are still sucking on mommies tit.

Why don't you quit whining about being broke and "malnourished" and do something about it instead of plopping your lazy ass down in front of the tv/computer all day?

Or better yet, you should go to Antarctica like you claimed you would a while back. I heard arrest warrants aren't honored there and penguins taste great!


edit: this thread reported as spam

 

[Finshaggy]

Nope, the answer can only be a, b, or c.

Have you not seen @Midnight?

Only shinfaggy would be dumb enough to make a thread about @Midnight and then not know how the show works.



Edit: Looking at it, his answer might technically be "b".

You don't even know what you are talking about. Most of the answers are write ins. The only ABC choices are "Which post is real".

 

[Finshaggy]

jfc man, you have once again proved how much of a loser you are.

I'm so ashamed that a group of people that spend more time on this forum than me (but are not as poor as me, and therefore shouldn't be as bored, but somehow are more boring than me) think I am a loser. Woe is me.

 

[blacksun]

Most of the answers are write ins.

Exactly.

And this is an a, b, or c question.

 

[Finshaggy]

I was going to look up videos, but there aren't any on YouTube. So I'll have to wait until tonight to invent smoking games.

I'm thinking every time he puts his finger in the air, or every time someone says how many points they should get.

I am going to look up videos of @Midnight on YouTube tomorrow and invent a few smoking/drinking games, that should be fun. Then anyone that is on here late at night can watch the show and smoke together.

BTW, it is on Comedy Central at Midnight East Coast Time and Colorado time. So like 11 pm Central/Texas time. If you want them to see you on Twitter, you have to post "@Midnight #FatTVShow" with your message attached.

Host:
@midnight
@nerdist

Contestants (so far)
@MsJuneDiane
@JAdomian
@TheMikeLawrence
@deoncole
@kylekinane
@thomaslennon

 

[joe macclennan]

I'm so ashamed that a group of people that spend more time on this forum than me (but are not as poor as me, and therefore shouldn't be as bored, but somehow are more boring than me) think I am a loser. Woe is me.

you should be ashamed. Quit whining about being broke and do something about it.

if not....yes, you are a loser.

A man knows how to take responsibility for his own life and actions.

you have constantly proven yourself to be nothing more than an adolescent with facial hair.

 

[Finshaggy]

you should be ashamed. Quit whining about being broke and do something about it.

if not....yes, you are a loser.

A man knows how to take responsibility for his own life and actions.

you have constantly proven yourself to be nothing more than an adolescent with facial hair.

I write, I make videos and I have applied at just about every gas station and grocery store in Colorado and Florida.

So again, I really don't need your advice.