What's the best fake urine?

[hockeyrichard]

So I've always worked in restaurants and bars. A friend gave me an offer through Avis/budget (renting cars) the pay is better but you need to pass a urine analysis. My friend said you can use fake but it has to reach the mid high 90s for temp. What's the best bang for my buck that will temp out right and avoid spending an arm and a leg?

 

[bird mcbride]

Drive around and look for a bull or a steer standing in a field. Come equipped with a pot with an extra long handle. You can guess the rest. Make sure you smoke plenty of weed before you attempt this

 

[hockeyrichard]

Lol it be about a 20 minute drive for me! Lol but in all seriousness have u tried any out?

 

[chosuichi inu]

'Medline.'/Spectrum Labs. Buddy as to drop monthy,never had a problem. Pack contains everything you'll need. Around $40

 

[jteezymane]

I used this one and it worked. It's synthetic urine, 100% guaranteed to pass.

http://www.detoxclear.com/category-s/1820.htm

 

[Trousers]

Both of those taste terrible.

 

[Tribby]

I've had to fake a test twice, each time I just went to the local GNC store and bought the most expensive clenser/detox drink they had. Worked each time, the first one I was on parole, so I know it was legit. Second time was a few yrs ago for Home Depot lol.. they may not have cared if it was positive, that job lasted about a week before I said fuck it.. took a bunch of shit and bounced.

Most employers will still hire you if you piss positive. Drug test are mandatory for them depending on which state your in.. its just an excuse for the state funded labs to make mony IMO.

Im convinced the detox drinks do work. They usually tell you to chug the bottle, fill it up with water then chug the water.. do it a few hrs before the test, piss in a bush somewhere before going inside.. oh and be sure to drink a bunch of Gatorade as well.. helps with the dilution.

Good luck dude... lol

 

[racerboy71]

i use quick fix, by a company named urine luck, lol.. seriously though, good stuff, and always pass with flying colors..

 

[racerboy71]

I've had to fake a test twice, each time I just went to the local GNC store and bought the most expensive clenser/detox drink they had. Worked each time, the first one I was on parole, so I know it was legit. Second time was a few yrs ago for Home Depot lol.. they may not have cared if it was positive, that job lasted about a week before I said fuck it.. took a bunch of shit and bounced.

Most employers will still hire you if you piss positive. Drug test are mandatory for them depending on which state your in.. its just an excuse for the state funded labs to make mony IMO.

Im convinced the detox drinks do work. They usually tell you to chug the bottle, fill it up with water then chug the water.. do it a few hrs before the test, piss in a bush somewhere before going inside.. oh and be sure to drink a bunch of Gatorade as well.. helps with the dilution.

Good luck dude... lol

idk man, i'd never risk it using any of those detox drinks.. i've heard many stories of people using them and failing..
so long as it's an un-monitered u.a. for like a job, synthetic is clearly the way to go imvho..

 

[Tribby]

idk man, i'd never risk it using any of those detox drinks.. i've heard many stories of people using them and failing..
so long as it's an un-monitered u.a. for like a job, synthetic is clearly the way to go imvho..

I can't say for sure, I've only tried the detox drinks, seemed to work. It also has to do with your immune system and how often you toke as well. If you smoke up every day, synthetic is probably the way to go.