What to tell my dealer?

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schuylaar

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midnitetoak said:
Well it happened just as I thought. Dude stopped over & I told him I'm good I gotta quit for awhile. He said "...bullshit! It smell like you got some super dank shit that u just smoked up in this bitch" he was correct of course. I shared some of my Pineapple Express crowned with a thin slice of freshly cured bubble hash & he seemed impressed. He didn't ask many questions but quickly figured out where it came from. At least I got enough dirt on him as collateral to buy his silence. He told me its a good thing I got my own source now because the reason he stopped was to tell me he was moving out of town.
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see? and all's well that ends well..ahhhhh fate!:wink:
 
brek

brek

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Tell him you found a panga boat full of mexican shwag on the beach...... SET FO LIFE BABY!
 
Commander Strax

Commander Strax

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I had an issue with my dealer once back when I was a process sever. I bought some weed from him that he claimed was super special, and then I witnessed a murder. Turns out the murderer could trace me from the weed and we end up running all over town to get away.....on second thought I think that was a movie I watched
 
ptrot420

ptrot420

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unless your buddy is gang-related, any threat of violence can usually be shrugged off whilst holding your head high and walking away knowing you made the right choice
 
bioWheel

bioWheel

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Tell him that you're starting to enjoy sex with your mom better when not stoned. He'll leave you alone.
 
mr sunshine

mr sunshine

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midnitetoak said:
Well it happened just as I thought. Dude stopped over & I told him I'm good I gotta quit for awhile. He said "...bullshit! It smell like you got some super dank shit that u just smoked up in this bitch" he was correct of course. I shared some of my Pineapple Express crowned with a thin slice of freshly cured bubble hash & he seemed impressed. He didn't ask many questions but quickly figured out where it came from. At least I got enough dirt on him as collateral to buy his silence. He told me its a good thing I got my own source now because the reason he stopped was to tell me he was moving out of town.
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He knows to much bro u gotta smoke him i suggest ricin poisoning.
 
zhn0k

zhn0k

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tell him you're not going to buy any more of his fucking weed anymore because you got your own steady supply and if he acts like a bitch about it then make tell him to quite being a fucking pussy about it.
 
slowbus

slowbus

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zhn0k said:
tell him you're not going to buy any more of his fucking weed anymore because you got your own steady supply and if he acts like a bitch about it then make tell him to quite being a fucking pussy about it.
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oh,you got a steady supply.Great.Now,I'll just kick your door in and get me some.Hopefully you or your old lady aren't home b/c I don't wanna have to zip tie you guys up and duct tape you two in a closet.Good idea.
 
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minnesmoker

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slowbus said:
oh,you got a steady supply.Great.Now,I'll just kick your door in and get me some.Hopefully you or your old lady aren't home b/c I don't wanna have to zip tie you guys up and duct tape you two in a closet.Good idea.
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You don't? Half the fun of the home invasion is the greased pig chase!
 
greenlikemoney

greenlikemoney

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I'd take him out in a driveby, or pull a Dexter on him, but get all his customers info first, then slide in as the kingpin, take on new customers, make a couple mil, move to Brazil and tag team a mother/daughter team until you die. But that's just me.
 
banks dank

banks dank

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minnesmoker said:
Datura or deadly night shade. If you're going to use poison, do it with a bit of panache!
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Haha datura aka jibson weed...back when I was young we took this shit for fun lol it makes u trip I have indeed taken it...my buddy got caught by his parents yelling at his fridge butt naked at 3 o clock in the morning totally tripping balls...lol
Its a interesting experience not one I would recommend thou...

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ebgood

ebgood

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its been like 2 months, you still havent figured out what to tell him yet??


tellem suck a dick up til he hiccups then blow smoke in his face
 
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