LIFEHACKS. Making life easier one hack at a time.

[pizzapuffer]

To get rid of pesky fruit flies , take a small glass fill it 1/2″ with Apple Cider Vinegar and 2 drops of dish washing liquid , mix well. You will find those flies drawn to the cup and probably dead.

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i actually do this from time to time because i buy shit fruit from shitmart and the flies come with it. one thing i learned though is you actually dont need dishsoap and imo, wine works better because the smell is stronger. seems like stronger wine like 10-14% alochol works better but i havent tested it much as far as alc%. i know i tried boonesfarm once and it seemed like they got buzzed and laughed at me. also don't fill it with too much liquid or use too small of a dish. a taller more narrow cup works better. this way they fall in much easier, have trouble getting out, and drone.

another trick i read that is supposedly even better. take an empty 2 liter. cut the upper part off. like the top part where the diameter is biggest. flip that top part you cut upside down and place in the bottle so its like a funnel in the center. tape around the edges. pour in your wine. they will have a bitch of a time getting out once they go in.

the best part about the wine is you can get nice and buzzed in the process. just dont drink too much, you will want to save some in case your trap needs to be changed. if you have enough of the flies around it can take a few days. i prefer a fresh batch for them every day. also be sure to clean up any droplets in the funnel and any, anywhere else you may have spilled. you dont want them sucking on the droplets and not going inside the trap.

 

[pizzapuffer]

live near the woods and tired of that pesky skunk tearing up your yard. your growing dope so you dont want to call pest control. you dont own a gun because you dont want to be in possession of a fire arm while having dope depending on your state laws. or maybe you just dont like guns or dont want to fire a gunshot at night and wake the neighbors. your worst fear is getting sprayed by a skunk cause no matter what, that shit dont come off for days. you can ask my dog about that one.

have i got the solution for you!

bury a big tuperware container in the ground about half way. fill it with water. next place a small cage, a small dog cage will even do. put a piece of plywood slanting up the tuperware container. place the cage so that it would slide up the wood easy, into the water. tie a very long piece of rope to the door. you will need to make sure the door is one of those kinds where you can just slam it shut and not have to press any buttons to open/close it. put your bait inside, you can use canned fish, catfood, chicken, even grub worms which is probably why the skunk is digging up your yard to begin with. wait for the skunk to enter then pull rope to shut the door and then the cage into the water and the skunk drowns leaving her babies behind to fend for themselves.

you can also use this for that neighbors pesky dog that keeps pissing on your nice green lawn giving it yellow patches. or dropping deuces then your kids step in it and drag it into the house all over the new carpet. but seriously dont ever do it to your neighbors pet because im a dog lover and if i ever catch you doing it to the neighbors pet i'll fucking hurt you!

 

[pizzapuffer]

you ran out of desoxyn and you need to make meth and you have some lab equipment, pseudaphed, ronsonol lighter fluid, coleman gas, but you dont have any fucking lithium strips!!!! well get your ass to walmart and steal a pack of disposable gloves and some rechargable energizer batteries. wear gloves, goggles, and coveralls, cut the top or positive end off with wire snips. carefully cut down the side all the way to the negative end. take out the big black looking non penis thing. it's the thing in the real big roll. thats your lithium. now dont make meth and have fun.

 

[pizzapuffer]

slugs eating your plants outside? buy a 6 pack of beer, get all buzzed up. pour some in a cup ouside where the culprits are. they will drown themselves in drunkeness.

 

[pizzapuffer]

hate your store job at the mall? sit at the counter all day, go through your music collection 5 times every day. boss is always a dick. they never get you your pay check when they say they will. christmas bonus you get a $5 gift card. store is too cheap to buy cameras. invite your friends to come in for a free shoplifting day once in a while. just dont take too much at once or do anything too obvious. they say anything just play stupid like you never knew what happen.

 

[pizzapuffer]

tired of flipping burgers all day at the bk lounge for shit pay? well you really do deserve a raise dont you? are you sick and tired of your big corporation owned work selling unhealthy products to today's youth making them morbidly obese and have a much higher risk of heart attack and stroke. then they cant pay the dr bill so they file for bankruptcy. do you only work with a couple people who are also trusted friends? perhaps one is even a manager. maybe your friends deserve a raise too.

once in a while when someone orders, dont add an item or so on the order but still give them the item. also make sure you are charging them the right price. put that extra money they give you in your pocket. forget to give them the receipt so they dont know you didnt put the item on the computer. if you have trusted friends you can do this with teamwork. fast food jobs are shit and anyone can get them. ever notice how high the turnover rate is and how they mainly hire high school drop outs and and criminals. it's for people having a hard time finding work or high school/college kids for summer work. if they fire you big deal, find a new one and start over.

 

[pizzapuffer]

you just had surgery and they gave you some pain pills. you really really like these pills and want more. do this right soon after getting your script. find a parking lot with no cameras. look all around on the light poles and on the store front. also check nearby businesses. leave your pills at home. go in the store, buy something or whatever, then go back to your car. oh no!!! you left your car unlocked and an unopened prescription. you cant find it FUCK!!! someone must have stolen it. file a police report. your pretty sure it was on the passenger seat. shit they didnt have cameras or witnesses, guess they will never catch who did it. oh well, you filed a police report, call the dr and tell them what happen. they will call another script for you to the pharmacy.

a friend of mine actually did this but the thing is his pills were actually stolen. we both thought, hmmm they never caught the guy, you could do it yourself and they would never know. never do it often though. probably not even more than once. unless you have a junkie relative you hate and can blame it on.

 

[kinetic]

youre a theif and a racist, youre off to a really good start

drunkard, pretty sure a drunkard as well.

 

[Winter Woman]

Don't have a roasting rack for your turkey? Take enough aluminum foil to make a 3-foot foil snake and then coil it in the roasting pan putting the turkey on top of that.

 

[Winter Woman]

When cooking for a large group throw your potatoes dishwasher (top rack is preferred) then use the rinse cycle to cleanse them. Remember no detergent and to no rinse aid. Saves having to scrub each and every potato before cooking.


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[gioua]

When cooking for a large group throw your potatoes dishwasher (top rack is preferred) then use the rinse cycle to cleanse them. Remember no detergent and to no rinse aid. Saves having to scrub each and every potato before cooking.

I'll put my basbeball caps in there to wash them.. and sponges to clean them... but not food..

 

[Winter Woman]

 

[Winter Woman]

I'll put my basbeball caps in there to wash them.. and sponges to clean them... but not food..

My mom used to cook salmon in hers. In aluminum foil of course

 

[slowbus]

My mom used to cook salmon in hers. In aluminum foil of course

^^^^^^^thats a good way to go.I use the dishwasher for my snowmobile clutches.Gives them a good rinse after the degreaser

 

[gioua]

^^ battery thing is not real is it?? I recall them doing all kinds of parody's like finding a IPOD player inside of a DVD player etc..




this is a cool idea.. but I am sure it stemed from the Recyclarolla

[video=youtube;8yUSvJjMidQ]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8yUSvJjMidQ[/video]

 

[Winter Woman]

^^ battery thing is not real is it?? I recall them doing all kinds of parody's like finding a IPOD player inside of a DVD player etc..

this is a cool idea.. but I am sure it stemed from the Recyclarolla

[video=youtube;8yUSvJjMidQ]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8yUSvJjMidQ[/video]

Must spread it around. Plus, I need batteries so I'll let you know.

 

[curious2garden]

^^^^^^^thats a good way to go.I use the dishwasher for my snowmobile clutches.Gives them a good rinse after the degreaser

Yeah it's a great parts washer isn't it? I also put my pots through it. They just sparkle when they come out. I love dishwashers.

Oh and cooking on manifolds. Nothing like having lunch ready when you get there

 

[Winter Woman]

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[slowbus]

Yeah it's a great parts washer isn't it? I also put my pots through it. They just sparkle when they come out. I love dishwashers.

Oh and cooking on manifolds. Nothing like having lunch ready when you get there

we have "hotdoggers" on our sleds.They are on the exhaust pipe and designed to heat your food while you cruise.Great product.I've cooked many of meals on my Cat during the workday,fwiw