Stoney McFried
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Uhhh...if a catfish burped...is that what a queef would smell like?
Attn ALL Female Members of RIU
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Seamaiden
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HAW! I missed this one.Why you bitch. I just let one go now
You do realize I was kidding......
About both and my farts smell like roses
That's FUCKING BITCH to you. Wait.. it needs to be more regal. Lemme think on that.spit spit hiss!
marijuana~momma
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"So, whatcha wanna do tonight Brain?"
"The same thing we do every night Pinky, TRY AND TAKE OVER THE WORLD!!!!"
"The same thing we do every night Pinky, TRY AND TAKE OVER THE WORLD!!!!"
Seamaiden
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I don't need to control the world, just my little corner. (that's the winky of absolution)
Wait.. bread? Freshly baked bread...
My husband is going to get SO grossed out with me, I hope he doesn't read this.
(that's the winky of absolution)Tunafish. HAAA!!!
Wait.. bread? Freshly baked bread...
My husband is going to get SO grossed out with me, I hope he doesn't read this.
Stoney McFried
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Haha...make him get ungrossed...tell him, "Eat your tuna sandwich or no pudding for you!"
I don't need to control the world, just my little corner.
Tunafish. HAAA!!!
Wait.. bread? Freshly baked bread...
My husband is going to get SO grossed out with me, I hope he doesn't read this.
hyphyjoose
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eating pussy is awesome..best way to a woman's heart is with ur tongue..i dun care what other dudes say bout that shit.. they somehow correlate eating sushi to suckin sausage..hell nawwww... they just say that shit cuz they don't kno how to do it.. if i can make a girl tremble before i even begin stickin myself in her..than the sex is even better. and so is the head
Stoney McFried
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I love to give head...cannot cum unless I do...hate to get eaten...don't like to let go maybe...
hyphyjoose
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i agree w/ fdd
Wikidbchofthewst
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I can't stand it when a guy takes forever eating me out. Personally, I want your dick, not your tongue.eating pussy is awesome..best way to a woman's heart is with ur tongue..i dun care what other dudes say bout that shit.. they somehow correlate eating sushi to suckin sausage..hell nawwww... they just say that shit cuz they don't kno how to do it.. if i can make a girl tremble before i even begin stickin myself in her..than the sex is even better. and so is the head
Me either, and I'm glad I'm not the only one. I've had guys tell me I've just never met a guy who was good enough at it....and that might be true. But as of now....I prefer dick.
Stoney McFried
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I can't I already promised to marry canadian coyote...but maybe I could just use you for sex.
marry me.
Stoney McFried
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Yeah, I had guys tell me that too, wikid...I know somebody had to be doing it right...but eh...I don't know why, I just love to give head...maybe its a power trip....
Wikidbchofthewst
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Power trip...at least for me. I like knowing I can make a man moan and squirm and....
*loosens my collar* and maybe we should change the subject? *cough*
*loosens my collar* and maybe we should change the subject? *cough*
Stoney McFried
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Me too.....and...looking at wikids quote reminds me...fdd, I don't know if I'd like fighting you for it
Wikidbchofthewst
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lmao, I doubt you would.
If any woman has to fight her man to suck his dick....she's not doing it right.
I don't really understand women who HATE it. I just....don't get it. If I don't give head in a while, I start to DREAM about it. JUST about giving head, not a scenario that leads up to it...I don't even see the guy from the waist up, it's just a dream about sucking dick.
If any woman has to fight her man to suck his dick....she's not doing it right.
I don't really understand women who HATE it. I just....don't get it. If I don't give head in a while, I start to DREAM about it. JUST about giving head, not a scenario that leads up to it...I don't even see the guy from the waist up, it's just a dream about sucking dick.
Stoney McFried
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Nummy.
Wikidbchofthewst
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lol, I'm guessing you have, but I have to ask....ever given road head? 
Stoney McFried
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Yes.....its not all its cracked up to be...the best position for me is with the guy on his back, me between his legs on my stomach, and you use your hands like youre doing push ups....my old man is also real big on uhhhh.....fucking the back of my throat, excuse my french.
lol, I'm guessing you have, but I have to ask....ever given road head?
Wikidbchofthewst
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Yeah, that's my favorite position to be in....or have him sit down and get on my knees between his legs...
I've never given road head, just doesn't...seem easy. Too much stuff in the way, too uncomfortable to be able to really concentrate on it....and when it's something you love to do it, you want to be able to enjoy it, you know?
I've given hand jobs in the car...but usually when we're on our way home, and I want it like as soon as we get there.
What's really interesting is when the truck drivers SEE you, cuz they're up higher....lol. Them and school buses full of kids...
I've never given road head, just doesn't...seem easy. Too much stuff in the way, too uncomfortable to be able to really concentrate on it....and when it's something you love to do it, you want to be able to enjoy it, you know?
I've given hand jobs in the car...but usually when we're on our way home, and I want it like as soon as we get there.
What's really interesting is when the truck drivers SEE you, cuz they're up higher....lol. Them and school buses full of kids...
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