Shit Ton?

Commander Strax

Well-Known Member
I have seen this expression a few times on the forum.

Where is that an expression? I have lived east coast and west coast and it is not there.
 

BigEasy1

Well-Known Member
shitload is what I've used and heard.
Yes, but I think it is a mispronounciation. My guess is that "Ship Load" became "Shit Load" which may have became "Shit Ton" somehow. Just a guess but go into church or somewhere and blurt out "Ship Load" really loud and see how many dirty looks you get due to misinterpretation.
 

tip top toker

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The one i dont understand is loud ,as in "this weed is loud" that one i will never understand!
One could say the exact same thing about fire or dank... especially as they are referring to the same thing yet have almost contradicting definitions. How on earth can fire be dank?
 

BarnBuster

Virtually Unknown Member
I have had extensive debate on this. Its a logarithmic scale.
buttload * 10 = 1 butt ton
butt ton * 10 = 1 assload
assload * 10 = 1 asston
asston * 10 = 1 shitload
shitload * 10 = 1 shitton
shitton * 10 = 1 fuckload
fuckload * 10 = 1 fuckton
so to awnser your initial question 1 fuckton = 10[SUP]3[/SUP] shitloads = 10[SUP]7[/SUP] buttloads
refer to other comments for metric conversions
 

mr sunshine

Well-Known Member
They're completely the same. I support none of them. loud, fire, dank. They're all stupid :)

Fire i understand cuz fire is hot when Michael jordan was sinking everything he was on fire.hot ass chick walks by shes on fire. Topshelf is dispensory talk, whats dank tho when i hear dank my mind immediately thinks of a thick smell.
 

tip top toker

Well-Known Member
I disagree with your explanations. I guess that's the joy of opinions :) I understand the use of the phrase "to be on fire", such as your example with Jordan, but he is not fire itself, he is on fire. What makes the weed fire itself, and not on fire. Meh, it's all just lame slang at the end of the day :)
 

gioua

Well-Known Member
How I assume all terms are started or stopped..

[video=youtube;Pubd-spHN-0]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Pubd-spHN-0[/video]
 

Medinugs

Active Member
I have had extensive debate on this. Its a logarithmic scale.
buttload * 10 = 1 butt ton
butt ton * 10 = 1 assload
assload * 10 = 1 asston
asston * 10 = 1 shitload
shitload * 10 = 1 shitton
shitton * 10 = 1 fuckload
fuckload * 10 = 1 fuckton
so to awnser your initial question 1 fuckton = 10[SUP]3[/SUP] shitloads = 10[SUP]7[/SUP] buttloads
refer to other comments for metric conversions
Thats shits great! Perfect explanation.
 
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