Attn ALL Female Members of RIU

[marijuana~momma]

I wanted to join in, but like, you have covered so much, so I will resort to doing movie lines........

"I see dead people!!!"


Feel the love girls..... and yah, keep it real.... What the fuck do you have to lose...
There it is, my two cents.... goodnight all

 

[howhigh123]

lmao..momma.. yea wat do u have 2 lose..

 

[howhigh123]

u knoe lacy..i wass thinking the same thing..maybe they are insecure..or maybe they are closet freaks..lol..idk..and wats so taboo about it?

 

[marijuana~momma]

chikk toker here

Welcome new Chickie toker girl!!! come on in and make yourself at home............

 

[marijuana~momma]

u knoe lacy..i wass thinking the same thing..maybe they are insecure..or maybe they are closet freaks..lol..idk..and wats so taboo about it?

They are insecure ladies, I have to give you my cents on this! They just don't feel comfortable talking about it because real "ladies" don't talk about such things. Well, fuck the ladies, AFTER ALL THEY NEED IT!!!!

LMAO

 

[Wikidbchofthewst]

Maybe they just SUCK at it...pun intended

 

[marijuana~momma]

Maybe they just SUCK at it...pun intended

i SUCK so bad wikid.................. so bad it's good.......

lol

you all are simply lovely, I am loving it!! What other odd subjects should we breach? I am game!!

GAME ON

 

[Wikidbchofthewst]

Who here get's loud during sex? *raises my own hand, looking around*

lol, I dunno what else you want to talk about, my mind is kinda stuck in the gutter right now.

 

[marijuana~momma]

I have trouble keepin quiet..... But can't get too loud because of the kids... I have three little ones
Not too excitin post there, oh well I will leave it anyway,;

 

[fdd2blk]

Who here get's loud during sex? *raises my own hand, looking around*

lol, I dunno what else you want to talk about, my mind is kinda stuck in the gutter right now.

i like to do sound effects. like a truck going down the road with a flat tire. i make the sound and perform the action to go along with the sound. i call it out as i do it. "truck with a flat tire. flump, flump, flump." i switch it up a lot. in 10 mins i can mimic the whole farm. it's pretty funny. sometimes we just laugh. you should see the "rooster". cock-a-doodle-do!!!!!!!

 

[fdd2blk]

that "oh baby, fuck me baby, oh yeah baby,......." is just lame. who really does that? porn starts and high school girls. lol quit being so damn serious and have some fun.

 

[Wikidbchofthewst]

i like to do sound effects. like a truck going down the road with a flat tire. i make the sound and perform the action to go along with the sound. i call it out as i do it. "truck with a flat tire. flump, flump, flump." i switch it up a lot. in 10 mins i can mimic the whole farm. it's pretty funny. sometimes we just laugh. you should see the "rooster". cock-a-doodle-do!!!!!!!

lmfao, that's just...fucking funny. I can't even imagine someone actually doing that... *trying to too*

that "oh baby, fuck me baby, oh yeah baby,......." is just lame. who really does that? porn starts and high school girls. lol quit being so damn serious and have some fun.

lol, I said who gets loud, I never said I speak in coherent sentences....or in English for that matter.

Next time I'm going to try to recite the pledge of allegience.

 

[VTXDave]

"Oh yeah...Oh yeah...Right there..Don't stop...Oh yeah...HOLD ME DOWN NOW!!!!

I've heard this too many times from a certain member (Dave looks over at Seamaiden to make certain she's not looking) who will remain nameless, but I'm glad I've got the strength to fulfill said request lest my dick gets ripped off in the fervor.

 

[Seamaiden]

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[Lacy]

LMAO!!!! Should I act surprised


I LOVE you two.
You seem to make such a down to earth nice couple.

Thats hilarious!

"Oh yeah...Oh yeah...Right there..Don't stop...Oh yeah...HOLD ME DOWN NOW!!!!

I've heard this too many times from a certain member (Dave looks over at Seamaiden to make certain she's not looking) who will remain nameless, but I'm glad I've got the strength to fulfill said request lest my dick gets ripped off in the fervor.

............

 

[Wikidbchofthewst]

*wolf whistles* Hell YEAH! I like to be held down, hell, I like it rough. Not always but...yeah.

 

[VTXDave]

LMAO!!!! Should I act surprised


I LOVE you two.
You seem to make such a down to earth nice couple.

Thats hilarious!

<Dave leans over and whispers to Lacy> "She makes funny faces too, but you didn't hear that from me, k?"

Thanks Lacy...I'm wild for the woman...Beauty and brains. A woman who can go "toe to toe" and who isn't afraid to call me on shit...AND CAN BACK HER SHIT UP!. The fact that she's gorgeous is frosting on the cake IMO. I'm a very lucky man.

 

[Wikidbchofthewst]

lol, I'm sorry, but who DOESN'T make funny faces when having sex? If you're not making funny faces, you're not doing it right.

 

[nowstopwhining]

I'm starting this thread because I want to get an idea of how many females there are posting here on RIU, because at times I feel seriously out numbered.

I know there's already the A/S/L thread, but I scanned through it and it was mostly guys anyways! I want to know where my girls are!

So let me know if you're here. Use some super secret girl code to let me know you're for real.

lol, seriously though, I feel so all alone!

Your all a bunch of undercover hotties.

 

[nowstopwhining]

lol, I'm sorry, but who DOESN'T make funny faces when having sex? If you're not making funny faces, you're not doing it right.

Yeah when your really feeling it you cant concentrate on your face hahaha