Note to self thread

You know how midgets and dwarves are two totally different things, right. What I want to know is if you get midget dwarves, or dwarf midgets. Like in half half sized people.

Mate of mine runs a sound company, does stage management and all sorts, he has a team of 8 midgets. Says they come in very handy for working on stage while the bands are actually performing, as often needs to happen. Plus he likes them because they have 'the cutest little hands'.
 
I like midget prostitutes. Their hands make it look so big!



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Note to self, do not keep the dog's toothbrush in the holder with your own....

and if you do, for Pete's sake, don't use the same color!
 
NTS: When cooking by a recipe, Tablespoon and Teaspoon are not necessarily interchangeable. We had some salty, peppery, thyme-y chicken croquettes tonight. Nearly inedible. :spew:
 
Too much thyme makes me retch.

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NTS: When cooking by a recipe, Tablespoon and Teaspoon are not necessarily interchangeable. We had some salty, peppery, thyme-y chicken croquettes tonight. Nearly inedible. :spew:
I used to think 1 tsp= 1/2 Tbsp, but come to find out, 1 tsp is just over a third of real Tbsp.
Anyways, I don't own cook books or such, just usually stick with what I know I like.........
Not one to try new stuff.
Splash, dash, shake, pour, handful are my measurements.:roll:
 
Haha look who's talkin. You were gone for a little stint yourself there buddy. Lol. Glad to have someone back to picking on me.
 
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