What would you do with $1M?

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gioua

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buy some property WAY the heck away from the city.. would not spend more then about 400k on house and prop.. rest goes into an account in which I will live off the interest. Pretty sure I would still live like a cheap ass.. shopping at target and dollar store.. damn how I would like to walk into the dollar store will a mil.. I'd strut too..
 
farmasensist

farmasensist

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Id make sure I never had to work again. Make some low risk investments and pull $400-$500 a week and keep living how I do now then open a bar after I get bored of not doing anything for a year or two.
 
futant

futant

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PLAY DICE!
no seriously I would pay off the mortgage of several family members and friends houses. I would by myself a modest ranch. I would not keep my job.
And I would walk into every former job I have had and quit with a wad of cash in my hand unannounced and scream

I QUIT... I'M RICH BITCHES!
 
neosapien

neosapien

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Yeah I'd buy some property out in the country to live. Then buy some inner city property as an investment for when they inevitably decide to gentrify that area. "Those beach front Brazilian favelas that you livin in, the hood is prime real estate they want back in again" - immortal Technique
 
cannabineer

cannabineer

Ursus marijanus
I'd buy the 40 acres next to gioua.

And a 6.5mm beanfield rifle to make sure nobody has security lights near the hill with the observatory shack on it.
 
eye exaggerate

eye exaggerate

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ClaytonBigsby said:
Say you got a check for $1M tomorrow; what would you do?
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First I would be a little sad because the struggle keeps things in motion.

Then I would be a little happy because I could pay off mortgages for the really close circle.

" " year supply of really, really good ganj - served from a humidor called "The Plumidor" which I would design and fabricate with free time.

Keep working.
 
slowbus

slowbus

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bitches and hoes.Thats right bitches and hoes.

My buddy got a check for 750,000 in 2004.He put it all up his(our) nose.Pretty dumb,.looking back
 
sunni

sunni

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ClaytonBigsby said:
I like your kindness and desire to help the animals, but let's be honest. That costs a lot of money and there is always going to be an upkeep cost, a very expensive upkeep cost; and since they are unwanted, getting more money is going to be difficult.

How about you open a wildlife hunting park? That way you kill two birds with one stone (uh, uh, see what I did there?). You can charge money to get rid of unwanted animals! Shoot me a couple ten stacks for the pro tip...
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LOL she would get so much fucking money from Animal liberation people it wouldnt even be funny she could open up 52 fucking sanctuaries
 
Fungus Gnat

Fungus Gnat

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sunni said:
LOL she would get so much fucking money from Animal liberation people it wouldnt even be funny she could open up 52 fucking sanctuaries
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I have a pig that I can tell is very inteligent because it tries to make me laugh. I might cry while eating his bacon, is that what it's like to be vegan?
 
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