NorthofEngland
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In a recent poll for Texas and New Mexico's 'Survivalist Patriot Magazine' 82.4% of readers surveyed answered that they would rejoin the British Empire as Colonial Subjects of Her Majesty in a reworked British North America, rather than stay as citizens of the USA.
2% said they preferred the idea of British Justice to American Laws, 3% clamed to believe that European values enhanced the expected quality of life and 95% were of the opinion that "Y'all knows that we got a darkie for President...?"
When confronted with the fact that firearms were illegal to use, own or sell within the United Kingdom, many of the surveyed readers asked to retract their votes. Several displayed signs of incredulity and disbelief. And 24% threatened to shoot the pollsters.
Another sticking point of the plan to rejoin the British Empire was the fact that Texas and New Mexico were never part of the British Empire.
Although becoming subjects of Her Majesty Queen Elizabeth II was a hugely popular idea, by far the most popular idea (with an approval rating of 98.8%) was a plan to make Texas, New Mexico and parts of Arizona a sovereign state with full independence from Washington DC, its own armed forces and an electrified fence to 'keep out spiks, coons, chinks and kikes''..
New legislation would criminalize homosexual relationships, prohibit Marxist/Leninist ideology and eradicate Toy Poodles.
State run executions would be taxed and televised to raise revenue for compulsory Bible classes and public whippings, stoning's and crucifixion's would take place in every city and large town on a weekly basis. usually within the food court of the local shopping mall.
Sarah Palin would be the honorary First Citizen of New Texizona. Fort Worth, Albuquerque and Tucson would have their names changed to Ronaldreaganville, Johnwaynetown and Charltonhestonberg after men who are considered hero's of the South West.
The vote to secede from the Union is due in front of the Nogales Municipal Department next month.
A yes vote could mean a return to civil war and Congress may consider returning to a hereditary monarch instead of the system of democratically elected President.
Clint Eastwood and Sylvestre Stallone are favourites to be chosen as America's first King since it's God given and rightful monarch, King George III, was shamefully betrayed in 1776 by a group of rebels who are now widely believed to have been under the influence of opium and whiskey.
Up to last year George Washington, John Adams and Thomas Jefferson were regarded as heroic legends of the American Revolutionary War but since a cache of hand written letters (by Washington, Adams and Jefferson) were discovered last July, we now know that the Declaration of Independence was little more than scheme to extort money from the caring, kindly and ill King George III.
After refusing to help with the criminal conspiracy Benedict Arnold was defamed and besmirched as a villainous traitor to America.
After 231 years the World finally learned the truth. Benedict Arnold and King George only had the well being of the 13 colonies inhabitants in mind. The 'founding Fathers' threatened to cause chaos and death unless they were paid annual pensions and made Dukes of Virginia, Jersey and Ohio.
2% said they preferred the idea of British Justice to American Laws, 3% clamed to believe that European values enhanced the expected quality of life and 95% were of the opinion that "Y'all knows that we got a darkie for President...?"
When confronted with the fact that firearms were illegal to use, own or sell within the United Kingdom, many of the surveyed readers asked to retract their votes. Several displayed signs of incredulity and disbelief. And 24% threatened to shoot the pollsters.
Another sticking point of the plan to rejoin the British Empire was the fact that Texas and New Mexico were never part of the British Empire.
Although becoming subjects of Her Majesty Queen Elizabeth II was a hugely popular idea, by far the most popular idea (with an approval rating of 98.8%) was a plan to make Texas, New Mexico and parts of Arizona a sovereign state with full independence from Washington DC, its own armed forces and an electrified fence to 'keep out spiks, coons, chinks and kikes''..
New legislation would criminalize homosexual relationships, prohibit Marxist/Leninist ideology and eradicate Toy Poodles.
State run executions would be taxed and televised to raise revenue for compulsory Bible classes and public whippings, stoning's and crucifixion's would take place in every city and large town on a weekly basis. usually within the food court of the local shopping mall.
Sarah Palin would be the honorary First Citizen of New Texizona. Fort Worth, Albuquerque and Tucson would have their names changed to Ronaldreaganville, Johnwaynetown and Charltonhestonberg after men who are considered hero's of the South West.
The vote to secede from the Union is due in front of the Nogales Municipal Department next month.
A yes vote could mean a return to civil war and Congress may consider returning to a hereditary monarch instead of the system of democratically elected President.
Clint Eastwood and Sylvestre Stallone are favourites to be chosen as America's first King since it's God given and rightful monarch, King George III, was shamefully betrayed in 1776 by a group of rebels who are now widely believed to have been under the influence of opium and whiskey.
Up to last year George Washington, John Adams and Thomas Jefferson were regarded as heroic legends of the American Revolutionary War but since a cache of hand written letters (by Washington, Adams and Jefferson) were discovered last July, we now know that the Declaration of Independence was little more than scheme to extort money from the caring, kindly and ill King George III.
After refusing to help with the criminal conspiracy Benedict Arnold was defamed and besmirched as a villainous traitor to America.
After 231 years the World finally learned the truth. Benedict Arnold and King George only had the well being of the 13 colonies inhabitants in mind. The 'founding Fathers' threatened to cause chaos and death unless they were paid annual pensions and made Dukes of Virginia, Jersey and Ohio.
