"*82.1% of US citizens would rejoin British Empire as Colonials...."

Doer

Doer

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NorthofEngland said:
Survivalist Patriotic Magazine is devoted to Americans who DEMAND freedom and DEFY the Federal Governments attempts to enslave the honest and hard working citizens in a COMMUNIST CONSPIRACY orchestrated in Beijing and operated with the tacit approval of Tel Aviv and the Greek Orthodox Church.

By refusing to accept federal taxes we, the Patriotic Survivalist membership (and the only true heirs, in spirit, to our revolutionary ancestors) are blocking the illegal occupation of AMERICA by a FOREIGN ADMINISTRATION intent on implementing SOCIALIST RFORMS and MARXIST IDEOLOGY within our schools, hospitals and scientific research facilities.

The CORPORATIONS that espouse CAPITALISTIC RHETORIC are fronts for MAOIST SUBVERSION and 6 out of 10 U S Congressmen are controlled (using bribery, blackmail or mind control) by SAUDI ARABIAN BILLIONAIRES and NORTH KOREAN INTELLIGENCE OFFICERS in partnership with CUBA, VENEZUELA and BOLIVIA in a GLOBAL CONSPIRACY to steal our FREEDOMS, DESTROY OUR LIBERTIES and CONTROL THE DESTINY OF EVERY HUMAN BEING ON EARTH by means of remote viewing and technological Armageddon.

GEORGE WASHINGTON NEVER EXISTED.
No reference to GEORGE WASHINGTON can be found in any printed source that pre-dates 1945.

After WW2 showed that the SOVIET UNION really controlled HUMAN DESTINY, AMERICA needed a NEW FUTURE.
And that NEW FUTURE needed a PAST that was suitable for such a OPTIMISTIC AND BRIGHT FUTURE.

The HISTORY of AMERICA was written by a SENATE controlled committee and MIND WASHING techniques were implemented to ensure EVERY AMERICAN learned and accepted their NATIONS NEW HISTORY.

In 1776, in a show of FATHERLY LOVE, Great BRITAIN encouraged the 13 colonies to attempt SELF GOVERNMENT.
This led to a few minor skirmishes, as MOST COLONIALS wanted to keep the security of the FATHERLAND and MOTHER COUNTRY - GREAT BRITAIN.
However, like a conscientious parent who, despite loving their child, MUST encourage that child to SEEK INDEPENDENCE, The
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So, you are suffering a schizophrenic break with reality? Seek medical attention. Smoke two joints. Clear your head, man!
 
NorthofEngland

NorthofEngland

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echelon1k1

echelon1k1

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NorthofEngland said:
The extended Bin Laden family is every successful Arab on earth!

They are the Yemen/Saudi Kennedy's
They outcast and shunned Osama a long time before most Westerners had even heard his name.

Or is guilt by association another wonderful Right Wing policy you pine for...?
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Do you try to be this stupid or does it come naturally?

If you really want to debate the ridiculousness of your statement, then riddle me this;

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Dr Kynes

Dr Kynes

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NorthofEngland said:
In a recent poll for Texas and New Mexico's 'Survivalist Patriot Magazine' 82.4% of readers surveyed answered that they would rejoin the British Empire as Colonial Subjects of Her Majesty in a reworked British North America, rather than stay as citizens of the USA.
2% said they preferred the idea of British Justice to American Laws, 3% clamed to believe that European values enhanced the expected quality of life and 95% were of the opinion that "Y'all knows that we got a darkie for President...?"

When confronted with the fact that firearms were illegal to use, own or sell within the United Kingdom, many of the surveyed readers asked to retract their votes. Several displayed signs of incredulity and disbelief. And 24% threatened to shoot the pollsters.

Another sticking point of the plan to rejoin the British Empire was the fact that Texas and New Mexico were never part of the British Empire.

Although becoming subjects of Her Majesty Queen Elizabeth II was a hugely popular idea, by far the most popular idea (with an approval rating of 98.8%) was a plan to make Texas, New Mexico and parts of Arizona a sovereign state with full independence from Washington DC, its own armed forces and an electrified fence to 'keep out spiks, coons, chinks and kikes''..
New legislation would criminalize homosexual relationships, prohibit Marxist/Leninist ideology and eradicate Toy Poodles.

State run executions would be taxed and televised to raise revenue for compulsory Bible classes and public whippings, stoning's and crucifixion's would take place in every city and large town on a weekly basis. usually within the food court of the local shopping mall.

Sarah Palin would be the honorary First Citizen of New Texizona. Fort Worth, Albuquerque and Tucson would have their names changed to Ronaldreaganville, Johnwaynetown and Charltonhestonberg after men who are considered hero's of the South West.

The vote to secede from the Union is due in front of the Nogales Municipal Department next month.
A yes vote could mean a return to civil war and Congress may consider returning to a hereditary monarch instead of the system of democratically elected President.
Clint Eastwood and Sylvestre Stallone are favourites to be chosen as America's first King since it's God given and rightful monarch, King George III, was shamefully betrayed in 1776 by a group of rebels who are now widely believed to have been under the influence of opium and whiskey.
Up to last year George Washington, John Adams and Thomas Jefferson were regarded as heroic legends of the American Revolutionary War but since a cache of hand written letters (by Washington, Adams and Jefferson) were discovered last July, we now know that the Declaration of Independence was little more than scheme to extort money from the caring, kindly and ill King George III.
After refusing to help with the criminal conspiracy Benedict Arnold was defamed and besmirched as a villainous traitor to America.
After 231 years the World finally learned the truth. Benedict Arnold and King George only had the well being of the 13 colonies inhabitants in mind. The 'founding Fathers' threatened to cause chaos and death unless they were paid annual pensions and made Dukes of Virginia, Jersey and Ohio.
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attributed copy/paste nonsense that cant even keep they "numbers' right within their own "document"

im guessing this came for 9gag or some other fail bullshit site.
if it were from the onion it would be more believable until the end when they pull the switch.

all in all failtrolll.

3/10

if youre gonna plagiarize some shit, why not steal something worth the effort?
 
NorthofEngland

NorthofEngland

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echelon1k1 said:
Do you try to be this stupid or does it come naturally?

If you really want to debate the ridiculousness of your statement, then riddle me this;

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Osama Bin Laden's father had dozens of children to about 20 different wives.
He was the patriarch of a massively successful Saudi Arabian industrial dynasty that built motorways, shopping malls, owned TV stations and News papers and had great influence with the ruling Royals.

Is that what you mean by 'stupid'?
I call it specific.

But the fact you can only attach insults to vague arguments will probably not be noticed by many....?
Some will think you actually attempted to win an argument with information and logic...
Well some MAY think that....
 
NorthofEngland

NorthofEngland

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Dr Kynes said:
attributed copy/paste nonsense that cant even keep they "numbers' right within their own "document"

im guessing this came for 9gag or some other fail bullshit site.
if it were from the onion it would be more believable until the end when they pull the switch.

all in all failtrolll.

3/10

if youre gonna plagiarize some shit, why not steal something worth the effort?
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Wow Such intelligence to realize it's not true....!
Amazingly astute observation.

But to think that I copied from somewhere or put any effort into it is sadly mistaken.

I simply typed the words I thought
It took 2 minutes
then I forgot I' even done it.

That's one of the joys of mixing alcohol. diazepam and weed.
I care even less about the opinions of blue collar drop outs from trailer parks that I did BEFORE I'd taken them....
Which I thought would be impossible.
 
skunkd0c

skunkd0c

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Recently i heard on TV that only around 25% of American have passports.
which obviously led to the joke, "the rest of the world sighs in relief"

do you have to leave your armchair or country of origin to be truly cultured i wondered

i very much doubt Americans would want to become British anymore than we would want them to be
for a start many of them do not understand the queuing system, and they spell cheque "check"
i think it's best they stay where they are or where our ancestors left them
 
DutchKillsRambo

DutchKillsRambo

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echelon1k1 said:
I think larry king was on CNN or NBC
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Haha no I meant that adorable picture on page 2.

I do like your stable of wenches (changed for historical accuracy) idea though.

OP while I do enjoy blood sausage I can assure you I don't want to deal with more CCTV's in my country. If we partnered with Canada, Australia, and New Zealand in some kind of neo-former colony super-country, that I could get behind. Nobody is going to fuck with koala bears carrying hockey sticks dropped off by bald eagles with the noble kiwi giving tactical directions. We wouldn't even need manned armies.
 
echelon1k1

echelon1k1

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NorthofEngland said:
Osama Bin Laden's father had dozens of children to about 20 different wives.
He was the patriarch of a massively successful Saudi Arabian industrial dynasty that built motorways, shopping malls, owned TV stations and News papers and had great influence with the ruling Royals.

Is that what you mean by 'stupid'?
I call it specific.

But the fact you can only attach insults to vague arguments will probably not be noticed by many....?
Some will think you actually attempted to win an argument with information and logic...
Well some MAY think that....
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His family businesses and their close ties to the House of Saud allowed UBL to finance his operations through charities and front companies. Don't think SA didn't know what he was up to for a second...http://abcnews.go.com/US/story?id=92218
 
DutchKillsRambo

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Haha yeah I was going for the drop-bear angle. Seriously though I can't wait to visit, even if 7 of the top 10 deadliest snakes live there. Plus Bald eagles are fucking majestic in flight. Though that traditional screech we Americans associate with it is actually a red-tailed hawk. Bald eagles sound like seagulls.


Also that same House of Saud that funneled billions of dollars to Iraq (along with the US) to fight Iran? Those guys are totally on our side. They took woman driver jokes to the logical end and just banned women driving. I mean you'd think the UN would be trying address issues like that, or female circumcision, not Uruguay legalizing pot, but what do I know?
 
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