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kinetic

kinetic

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Indagrow said:
would you break up with her?
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Sure would. If she's disrespectful to me or my family or to herself in a big way then bye bye. Good looking girls are a dime a dozen. Find me one with a good heart and intellect and she's a keeper. I learned a little late but my own self worth and sanity outweigh how good looking a girl is.
 
futant

futant

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I catch the tweaker that stole outa my back yard last week and I will start a thread for you guys here ---> "How to burn a disfigured corpse so no bones are even left behind"
 
ClaytonBigsby

ClaytonBigsby

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joe macclennan said:
house is under construction, there's bound to be boards with nails laying around. he has all his assets in a llc so his liability is limited.
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Wait, wait, what? You set up an LLC so if your business gets sued, your REAL assets are untouchable. Let them have the business. I have friends that put their home's ownership in an LLC, to protect their assets.
 
burgertime2010

burgertime2010

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I had issues and bought this cattle prod over 3,000,000 watts to protect my house years back. Dog got perky and alert and I grabbed it and was going to use it. The sound of that bad boy was so menacing he ran into a cinder block wall and lights out. Called the cops and it was over. It is a great weapon.
 
ClaytonBigsby

ClaytonBigsby

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srh88 said:

"i cant feel my legs!"

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Jesus SRH, I laughed out loud for a couple of minutes. That belongs in the caption thread.

My first thought was, "well, if he wasn't cripled before", then it was, "well, at least they have a wheel chair for him"
 
futant

futant

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burgertime2010 said:
I had issues and bought this cattle prod over 3,000,000 watts to protect my house years back. Dog got perky and alert and I grabbed it and was going to use it. The sound of that bad boy was so menacing he ran into a cinder block wall and lights out. Called the cops and it was over. It is a great weapon.
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You screwed up. After lights out you should have parked it on his balls for 2 minutes. THEN called the sponge squad (PD) to come get him.
 
burgertime2010

burgertime2010

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futant said:
You screwed up. After lights out you should have parked it on his balls for 2 minutes. THEN called the sponge squad (PD) to come get him.
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No, that kind of fun needs a personal twist to the crime. But, I will say he got fucking close. Also, that thing scared me like in my teeth.....the sound was horrific plus, like a 1/8 chance it would of killed kim. He was more afraid than if had cocked a 12 gauge for sure.
 
SFguy

SFguy

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futant said:
I catch the tweaker that stole outa my back yard last week and I will start a thread for you guys here ---> "How to burn a disfigured corpse so no bones are even left behind"
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5 houses on my street got hit last night. I was exactly in the middle of 2 and the the others were directly across the street
i think these guys may have had a little to do with it

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curious2garden

curious2garden

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ClaytonBigsby said:
Jesus SRH, I laughed out loud for a couple of minutes. That belongs in the caption thread.

My first thought was, "well, if he wasn't cripled before", then it was, "well, at least they have a wheel chair for him"
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He just graduated from para to quad, jackpot, smh
 
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