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[Singlemalt]

I'm runnin outta ankles...oh yeah, I no more hands

 

[futant]

They were all out of penises.

 

[gioua]

Heads shoulders knees and toes hands.. knees and toes hands.. Heads shoulders knees and toes hands

gonna be singing that for a few days now..

 

[shrxhky420]

after the lil piggie cried all the way home he went and got him some back up!
SH420

 

[gioua]

taking scripture to the XTREME New Chinese Game show..

(also a scripture in Deadwood.. FREAKIN LOVE THAT SHOW)

[h=3]1 Corinthians 12:15-26[/h]New International Version (NIV)

[SUP]15 [/SUP]Now if the foot should say, “Because I am not a hand, I do not belong to the body,” it would not for that reason stop being part of the body. [SUP]16 [/SUP]And if the ear should say, “Because I am not an eye, I do not belong to the body,” it would not for that reason stop being part of the body. [SUP]17 [/SUP]If the whole body were an eye, where would the sense of hearing be? If the whole body were an ear, where would the sense of smell be? [SUP]18 [/SUP]But in fact God has placed the parts in the body, every one of them, just as he wanted them to be. [SUP]19 [/SUP]If they were all one part, where would the body be? [SUP]20 [/SUP]As it is, there are many parts, but one body.

 

[MojoRison]

Next on Surgery with Dr. Shoel
Extreme Footnotes

 

[chewberto]

"It's cool Billy! My new horns came in the mail, so it won't feel weird this time."

 

[cannabineer]

Training wheels!

 

[Me & My friend]

Now that I got a foothold on this position...I'll have them waiting on me hand & foot.

 

[ClaytonBigsby]

NOW, NOW you can steer the car with your foot out the window.

 

[neosapien]

........................

 

[PeyoteReligion]

Tickle fetish gone too far.

 

[ClaytonBigsby]

He's failed his last roadside field sobriety test

 

[srh88]

 

[chewberto]

Oops! Sorry kids, Santas candy cane is unusually hard today.

 

[futant]

Sorry SRH88, tempting as it is, cuz I could post all day on this; I don't post skinner jokes LOL. I gotta draw the line somewhere.

 

[gioua]

the sudden realization of what Santa saying Rudolf was Delicious.. sinking in..

 

[ClaytonBigsby]

Listen boys, there's only room for one more gift in Santa's sleigh

 

[ClaytonBigsby]

Sorry SRH88, tempting as it is, cuz I could post all day on this; I don't post skinner jokes LOL. I gotta draw the line somewhere.

Yeah, I was going to say the odds of one twin being gay is way higher than the normal rate; santa picked wrong and the right one is jealous.

 

[Indagrow]

Easter 1992