What are kids good for?

ClaytonBigsby

ClaytonBigsby

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So, in the stoned kids thread, some of us were talking about the rugrats, and it brought back some memories like this one

"LOL, that reminds me, one time I was watching my sister's 6 year old. We went through a drive thru late, like 2am, and the cashier walked away but I could see the cash drawer was open and so was the window, so I hoisted her son into the window and told him to get the loot. We was a natural! He grabbed all of the bills, but then started going after the coins, I had to bark at him a little to get him out of there. We just drove away to another drive thru. I gave him $2, his cut of the $317, he was thrilled! Every time we went through a drive thru for the next year, he would be climbing all over me to get a look for an opportunity. I almost went and adopted one of my own."


What have you done with your kids, or someone else's? Do you make them help you trim? How do they earn their keep?
 
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bongbrain

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these days nothing. they dont want to get out and try to work. so most of them make the true people look bad. like someone dressed punk. spikes fucked hair and all. but he works his ass off. and it known for work and not cause shit. mean while you have some punk kid who has a computer new phone and everything dresses close to the other guy. most people want to be out working and have a life. but there are tons of finshaggies walking around "trying to find a job" while sitting on their computer and mooching and couch surfing. everyone else gets to pay for everything for these kids. while therest of us are out busting our asses for couch surfers had a place to stay.
 
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bongbrain

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now that i have read your post clayton. you are the reason this country is going down hill. you make a kid climb threw a window for theft????what kinda person are you? holy shit i pray that some form of karma heads your way.
 
Granny weed

Granny weed

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I have recently harvested my plants baring in mind they are grown in my attic which is not a large space to say the least, I did all the trimming in the attic because of the smell but decided I would weigh it all out in the kitchen where I could sit comfortably and have good light. So their I am sat with a pile of weed on my kitchen table with my bags and scales and my daughter walks in with my grandson, what are you doing he asks! Oh nothing much I replied just sorting these out for your guinea pigs to eat, he says nothing and looks at me very serious and say's are these out of the attic nanny, no I said they are out of the garden, what makes you think they are out of the attic I ask, because they smell the same as the plants in the attic he say's !!! Now my daughter is terrified he will go to nursery and tell them their are plants in the attic, he wasn't convinced they were for the guinea pigs. :roll:
 
kelly4

kelly4

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ClaytonBigsby said:
So, in the stoned kids thread, some of us were talking about the rugrats, and it brought back some memories like this one

"LOL, that reminds me, one time I was watching my sister's 6 year old. We went through a drive thru late, like 2am, and the cashier walked away but I could see the cash drawer was open and so was the window, so I hoisted her son into the window and told him to get the loot. We was a natural! He grabbed all of the bills, but then started going after the coins, I had to bark at him a little to get him out of there. We just drove away to another drive thru. I gave him $2, his cut of the $317, he was thrilled! Every time we went through a drive thru for the next year, he would be climbing all over me to get a look for an opportunity. I almost went and adopted one of my own."


What have you done with your kids, or someone else's? Do you make them help you trim? How do they earn their keep?
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I can't do anything with those little rats talking nonstop. I usually lock them in the dog kennel. If they get loud or feisty, I will chloroform their butts.
 
AimAim

AimAim

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When they were younger they excelled at fetching me a beer from the fridge. Now I don't dare mention it and have to keep it hidden behind the brussle sprouts, little beggers. When they turn sixteen in a couple 2-3 years they're gonna have to get a real job and make a contribution around here.
 
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Bear Country

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When they are small....they make good go getters! Go get me this, go get me that. When they advance into thier mid teens....Thier brain out grows thier skull and the result is excessive pressure on thier brain cause they cant think for SHIT!!! As they progress between this stage and late teen years, thier brain stops working all together and for the boys thier Penis starts doing the thinking for them, for the girls...same thing....thier Cookie Monster starts thinking for them. As they progress into later teens, thier skull finally grows a little to make space for thier over sized brain and at this point they can think again...thats right, they think they know it all and daddy and momma are just two DUMB SHITS that dont know SHIT and that you are there to make sure they have the Jordans and Nike's and all the goodies that go along with it. As they advance into early twentys you begin to see a glimmer of hope....maybe there is a brain in there ETC...Some signs that perhaps we are gonna get through this okay. Mid twentys brings true signs that there really was a brain in there after all and now its time to get on with thier lives. late twenty's/Early thirty's brings new life and they start having thier own babies and you get to WATCH IT ALL OVER AGAIN!!!!! The only nice part of this phase is that you can watch it from a distance..lol..as it is no longer in your living room!! What a sick F***** JOKE ha!!! Muahahahahah LOL!! AHHHHH Isn't life BEAUTIFUL!!!

PS....I own a small ranch....My kids worked on the ranch through every phase I described above...even when thier brain was not in working mode and if there was a lack of motivation....I always had the perfect motivater...same one my daddy used on me...A nice swift kick in the ass would get things hopping right along....thats right...I said it...a nice size 12 right on thier posterior!! If it was good enough for me when I was a kid...it was good enough for my kids...everyone made it out JUST FINE!! There were no time outs in Bears house. We didnt have time for that crap...
 
Frosty125

Frosty125

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Im sorry i just don't get this thread r u serious u used your nephew to steal money u got issues. Want to know what they are good for? Kids r good for making u want to do better for yourself and them. My kids make me want to go to college and do better for us. Not work at this shitty factory making exhaust systems the rest of my life. That sir is what they are good for. I hope u don't have one to treat like ure nephew dude.
 
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