korvette1977
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If they swallow it they wont get pregnant ..............................
Attn ALL Female Members of RIU
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Stoney McFried
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I DO swallow.Sometimes, however, only Poontang will do.
howhigh123
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i love a girl who swallows..and im pretty sure they dont get pregnant from swallowing
Wikidbchofthewst
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The thing about swallowing is that not all guys taste the same. I didn't know that. I thought all cum tasted the same. But it ain't so. It was quite a shock.
howhigh123
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yea..thats y i eat a lemon before gettin head...she said it makes it taste good..
Wikidbchofthewst
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Just don't ever eat asparagus before hand
DISGUST.
I spit that time.
DISGUST.
I spit that time.
howhigh123
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lmao...nah i neva eat anythin like dat..or spicy food wen im wit a gurl..i only do wen im wit my boys and we are just chillin..lol..
Stoney McFried
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For the guy fdd...not me, I don't like poontang. sorry.
please elaborate.
you could have lied.
Wikidbchofthewst
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Why was Raggedy Ann thrown out of the toy box?
Because she sat on Pinocchio's face and said, "Lie to me! Lie to me!"
Because she sat on Pinocchio's face and said, "Lie to me! Lie to me!"
howhigh123
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lmfao..oh shitt..thats funny
Stoney McFried
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OK, fdd...once, in band camp...it was a sultry night on the dock.I dangled my bare feet in the water after a midnight skinny dip...all of a sudden out of the water rose a woman who looked like this one in the thumbnail.... She removed her swimsuit, and her naked body glistened in the moonlight....
you could have lied.
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and then?
Stoney McFried
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And then I told her...."I'm sorry ma'am, I'm not gay...but we can be friends!" And so, we played tetris...long into the night.
and then?
hyphyjoose
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Stoney. I'm tired.
Entertain me.
*gets out organ grinder*
Entertain me.
*gets out organ grinder*
ALX420
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don't you love the straight ones?
entendre x2!
Stoney McFried
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Well...gimme a banana.
Stoney McFried
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here's some entertainment...its like a choose your own adventure....its got some freaky stuff in it...BRAD: the game
Wikidbchofthewst
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Dude, when I was....18, I found out that one of my coworkers was a former porn star. She was a lesbian, which tripped me out, because I'd seen what I had thought was her boyfriend, and thought he was a really pretty guy. But no...
Anyways, yeah, she was a lesbian, and really cool...but she liked to drink on the job. And when she got buzzed she got grabby.
I remember this one time I was sitting in a back room with her and this guy we worked with, and she was reading aloud to us, from this giant book of erotica....that was different.
Someone recognized her and said something, and that's when I found out. It was...interesting.
lol, I almost forgot her porn name, so I was looking it up, and I entered it into yahoo images, and YEAH....oh man, that was fun.
Anyways, yeah, she was a lesbian, and really cool...but she liked to drink on the job. And when she got buzzed she got grabby.
I remember this one time I was sitting in a back room with her and this guy we worked with, and she was reading aloud to us, from this giant book of erotica....that was different.
Someone recognized her and said something, and that's when I found out. It was...interesting.
lol, I almost forgot her porn name, so I was looking it up, and I entered it into yahoo images, and YEAH....oh man, that was fun.
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