What are kids good for?

[cannabineer]

lolyup.

 

[shrxhky420]

I hear that they're good at making iPhones
SH420

 

[ClaytonBigsby]

I hear that they're good at making iPhones
SH420

They're good at stealing iphones! I have taken my nephew to Chuck E Cheese three times. With all of those little bastards running around, none of the moms are really paying too much attention to their purses. Plus, I think half of them are drunk or stoned so they can cope with the nightmarish hell that place has become. My nephew makes his way around like he's climbing on things, he even gets this blank stare in his face, like maybe he's special, or on some really good control drugs. He'll crawl around on the floor and get into the ones they have under the table, etc. He gets four quarters for every phone he gets, 10 for a wallet. One time that little bastard brought me some ben wa balls. He was all excited, had no idea what they were. I told him to keep them and if his mom found them to tell her his teacher gave them to him.

 

[nevyn]

They're good at stealing iphones! I have taken my nephew to Chuck E Cheese three times. With all of those little bastards running around, none of the moms are really paying too much attention to their purses. Plus, I think half of them are drunk or stoned so they can cope with the nightmarish hell that place has become. My nephew makes his way around like he's climbing on things, he even gets this blank stare in his face, like maybe he's special, or on some really good control drugs. He'll crawl around on the floor and get into the ones they have under the table, etc. He gets four quarters for every phone he gets, 10 for a wallet. One time that little bastard brought me some ben wa balls. He was all excited, had no idea what they were. I told him to keep them and if his mom found them to tell her his teacher gave them to him.

Are these what I think these are?

 

[little butch]

Eeeewwwww. Did they smell like fish ???

 

[Unclebaldrick]

Maybe I should open a day care and train the whole lot like little commandos. Ahhh the possibilities..

Some of you are trippin! I am opening their minds! That 6 year old is light years ahead of where I was at that age. When he was 5 he would always ask Uncle Clayton to buy him some hotwheels, star wars figures, or candy. I was like, listen, you are 5, it is impossible for you to get in trouble. If you see something you want, pick it up, walk around and when nobody is looking at you, put it in your pocket. If you get caught, cry like a baby. We spent the next few hours working out the kinks at the mall. Natural.

I don't think he'll be mad about the $2, I think he understood it was OJT, besides, I taught him how to run the yard at school. I will give him a raise though, thanks for bringing it to my attention.

Clayton, fuck these haters. They're tripping for no good reason. Kids are super resiliant.

My sister married a gypsy dude, and let me tell ya, they know their shit on child rearing. They ought to, she's had like seven of them in the past six years. The four she's got left are quite a comfort to her though. Don't know if this would fly with your sister and it's already too late anyway, but if you ever have one of your own, learn from her example. Her husband turned her on to this: teach the kids a made-up language that only you and they know. This will keep them from forming any other bonds with outsiders and keep them from being able to cut a deal if they get caught.

Like I said, people all think kids are super fragile. Of course they are when you coddle 'em. But if you are diligent, you can really get them to push their boundaries. My littlest nephew has been raised in a root cellar since birth with no light whatsoever. The kids great. Not much to look at because he looks all green under the night-vision but do you know any other kids that can echolocate and dig three feet of tunnel every minute - for like an hour?

 

[GreatwhiteNorth]

Clayton, fuck these haters. They're tripping for no good reason. Kids are super resiliant.

My sister married a gypsy dude, and let me tell ya, they know their shit on child rearing. They ought to, she's had like seven of them in the past six years. The four she's got left are quite a comfort to her though. Don't know if this would fly with your sister and it's already too late anyway, but if you ever have one of your own, learn from her example. Her husband turned her on to this: teach the kids a made-up language that only you and they know. This will keep them from forming any other bonds with outsiders and keep them from being able to cut a deal if they get caught.

Like I said, people all think kids are super fragile. Of course they are when you coddle 'em. But if you are diligent, you can really get them to push their boundaries. My littlest nephew has been raised in a root cellar since birth with no light whatsoever. The kids great. Not much to look at because he looks all green under the night-vision but do you know any other kids that can echolocate and dig three feet of tunnel every minute - for like an hour?

Fingernails of steel !

 

[ClaytonBigsby]

So, my nephew is having some problems with bullies at school. They are a few grades up and much bigger so I gave him a gun to protect himself. He shouldn't get into too much trouble if he plugs one, right? He's only 7 now and can play scared and innocent pretty good.

 

[Hookabelly]

So, my nephew is having some problems with bullies at school. They are a few grades up and much bigger so I gave him a gun to protect himself. He shouldn't get into too much trouble if he plugs one, right? He's only 7 now and can play scared and innocent pretty good.

That'll also come in handy at the drive through from now on…

 

[KLITE]

Back in the day in southern european countires women would pretty much get preganant and give birth until they died or pretty much. 10 sibling families were extremely common. Usualy the youngest daughter strayed at home to help with cooking and cleaning and everyone else went to work in the land sometimes owned by family. The more kids you had the more hands you had to work.

 

[dannyboy602]

I found that kids as young as four are pretty good at driving me around. If you discount the the odd fender bender.

 

[DonAlejandroVega]

So, my nephew is having some problems with bullies at school. They are a few grades up and much bigger so I gave him a gun to protect himself. He shouldn't get into too much trouble if he plugs one, right? He's only 7 now and can play scared and innocent pretty good.

no mandatory on a shiv.......just sayin'

more physical, too. exercise is good for kids. a halberd would be best, but difficult to conceal.

 

[DonAlejandroVega]

I found that kids as young as four are pretty good at driving me around. If you discount the the odd fender bender.

takes too long to tape the hockey sticks to their legs, so they can reach the pedals

 

[DonAlejandroVega]

Back in the day in southern european countires women would pretty much get preganant and give birth until they died or pretty much. 10 sibling families were extremely common. Usualy the youngest daughter strayed at home to help with cooking and cleaning and everyone else went to work in the land sometimes owned by family. The more kids you had the more hands you had to work.

5.4 billion people later............................

 

[DonAlejandroVega]

I look forward to some little Sephard/black grandchildren from my son. that should be a cute mix. I wish I could have a pet 6 year-old boy, that never grew up.....lol. what great fun they are. nature hikes, fishin', fixin' stuff. much easier than those X chromosome ones.