Are your plants talking about you?

[Sand4x105]

So, some say it is possible that plants talk to each other....

What would your plants be saying about you?

One plant to another:

"...Does he have 10/64/10 in his hand again? Oh that's gonna hurt..."
or maybe:
"...sizzors... not sizzors again... somebody help me"


http://www.wired.com/wiredscience/2013/12/secret-language-of-plants/

So what do you think your plants are saying about you....

"...damn him... he smells like the combination of grandpa, ass, and bong rips..."

 

[bird mcbride]

Funny thing: one night I'm sitting there doing my thing and this awful thing comes over me like my plants really need me badly. I wasn't due in the op for another two days. So i jumped in my car and went out. Shit...the rotor pin was snapped in the pump, I fixed the problem and went home

 

[Commander Strax]

the last thing my plants said was " you fucked up the timer!!!"

 

[curious2garden]

the last thing my plants said was " you fucked up the timer!!!"

my plants sing, here's one of their songs

[video=youtube;qwxCisPkV4c]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qwxCisPkV4c[/video]

You think I lie? Every word....

 

[futant]

" enslaved exactly as we planned muhahaha!"

 

[curious2garden]

" enslaved exactly as we planned muhahaha!"

Yeah us and them

 

[cannabineer]

I think that, when I had plants, they developed a sly way of cursing.
"May it be your fortune, as it was ours, to be tended by a scientist."

 

[gioua]

Feed me Seymore!!

[video=youtube;L7SkrYF8lCU]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L7SkrYF8lCU[/video]

 

[MojoRison]

This guy has no fucking clue, good thing we got great genes

 

[Jimmyjonestoo]

"I wish this guy would stop groping me."

 

[Sunbiz1]

I used to think plants had some form of intelligence...until I noticed they will grow right into a hot ass bulb.

Why they do not notice their own fan leaves being roasted to a crisp remains a mystery.

 

[cannabineer]

I used to think plants had some form of intelligence...until I noticed they will grow right into a hot ass bulb.

Why they do not notice their own fan leaves being roasted to a crisp remains a mystery.

Plants are really, really bad at evasion. Imagine their dreams about snails. AIEEEEE

 

[MojoRison]

I used to think plants had some form of intelligence...until I noticed they will grow right into a hot ass bulb.

Why they do not notice their own fan leaves being roasted to a crisp remains a mystery.

The Flora found on this planet just may out live us all, their species maybe mute and slow moving but their might is formidable.

 

[cannabineer]

Yes but snails.

 

[Sunbiz1]

Plants are really, really bad at evasion. Imagine their dreams about snails. AIEEEEE

True, but snails move themselves to plants.

While plants seem to enjoy moving themselves into CFL bulbs in veg room.

 

[cannabineer]

True, but snails move themselves to plants.

While plants seem to enjoy moving themselves into CFL bulbs in veg room.

Maybe they're undead. They're licking at those annoying glass tubes moaning PHOTONS!!

 

[Sunbiz1]

Maybe they're undead. They're licking at those annoying glass tubes moaning PHOTONS!!

Either that, or they have self-esteem issues expressed via self-mutilation.

 

[bongbrain]

well no, but they do talk. more of this. less of this. "i want to move on past another generation". "i don't give a shit." "fuck it i grow like i want" "all you bastards can suck it"

 

[futant]

I used to think plants had some form of intelligence...until I noticed they will grow right into a hot ass bulb.

Why they do not notice their own fan leaves being roasted to a crisp remains a mystery.

Not much different than how, often us men override logic when we have a hard on.

 

[cannabineer]

Either that, or they have self-esteem issues expressed via self-mutilation.

emo weed cuts itself.