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futant

futant

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MoreMarley said:
what about big balls? Do they count?
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MoreMarley said:
I recently broke up with my dealer on account of his coked out unprofessionalism every time i tried to pick up from him. The last time I saw him, he met up with me in the park nearby in nothing but a womans terrycloth house coat. And I know he was naked for a fact because the tie around his waist was nonexistent.
Weird as fuck aside, I knew I needed a new source for some good bud. Lately Ive been thinking about buying online and came acrossxxxxxx . I was wondering if any of yall have bought from them? They seem pretty legit. And if you have bought from them before, How good is their bud? Thanks for your help.
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cop or idiot one. beware.
 
fssalaska

fssalaska

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dangerlow said:
damn... a whole earth full of only women... my little dick will have to do. buhahaha
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You think that now trust me I had a young ninfo and it was awesome for about the first 2 months, but it got to were I was so fucking tiered all the time I had to hope she would cheat on me.. That was 20 years ago and I'm still with her, but thank god she has settled down a bit..
 
slowbus

slowbus

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fssalaska said:
You think that now trust me I had a young ninfo and it was awesome for about the first 2 months, but it got to were I was so fucking tiered all the time I had to hope she would cheat on me.. That was 20 years ago and I'm still with her, but thank god she has settled down a bit..
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pics or gtfo:mrgreen:
 
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minnesmoker

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fssalaska said:
You think that now trust me I had a young ninfo and it was awesome for about the first 2 months, but it got to were I was so fucking tiered all the time I had to hope she would cheat on me.. That was 20 years ago and I'm still with her, but thank god she has settled down a bit..
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LoL, Nymphomania rules! Been with my nympho going on 4 years ... She's been with hers going on 4, also. ;-) Nothing worse than a woman who thinks you should work more hours than you nail each other.

(technically speaking, it's not nymphomania... Nymphomaniacs lack the ability to form any emotional bonds, their need for sex overrules their need for human bonding -- they are some of the farthest out on the personality disorder spectrum. A TRUE nymphomaniac is less feeling than a blood-lusting psychopath! Sex addiction, though -- oh hell yeah!)
 
billhilly

billhilly

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when my dick comes out I either get laughs or "ahhhh, its cute" guess I will be staying right where I am which is a shame cause the old lady is being a bitch.. maybe I should throw my wiener down her hallway.
 
fssalaska

fssalaska

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billhilly said:
when my dick comes out I either get laughs or "ahhhh, its cute" guess I will be staying right where I am which is a shame cause the old lady is being a bitch.. maybe I should throw my wiener down her hallway.
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Tell them it's not small there just big ... lol
I use to know a girl she was 18,I was 17 then, I have to this day never been in anything that big. it was like having sex with a 5 gal bucket, I was going to go down on her, got down there I said what a hole! and it echoed what a hole, wwwwhat a hole , wwwhat a hole..
God help you if you run into her you better strap a 2x4 a cross your ass so you don't fall in..
 
slowbus

slowbus

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fssalaska said:
Tell them it's not small there just big ... lol
I use to know a girl she was 18,I was 17 then, I have to this day never been in anything that big. it was like having sex with a 5 gal bucket, I was going to go down on her, got down there I said what a hole! and it echoed what a hole, wwwwhat a hole , wwwhat a hole..
God help you if you run into her you better strap a 2x4 a cross your ass so you don't fall in..
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psstt..... just once? pussy.

LOL J'k
 
nevyn

nevyn

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Oi, the OP is wrong, they take dude's with small dicks, we get to mop the floors and do the gardening.

Oh and sewing, cant forget about the sewing.
 
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