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Twistyman
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hot ass anything is good...I grow death peppers..mmmmmmm
Garden Knowm
The Love Doctor
who likes clits and vaginas?
ceestyle
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me too. as many varieties as I can get my hands on. but they have to be hot ... i hate bell peppers and most other mild ones, except pablanos (sp?).
PoseidonsNet
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hey mr president
get down off the ceiling
its making me dizzy
get down off the ceiling
its making me dizzy
korvette1977
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korvette1977
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Did Someone say HI JACK ???????????????????
Twistyman
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If you don't get a flaming asshole on your 1st taste after harvest, they're not peppers...I've had to sit in the tub with my scotch bonnets...
made the mistake of taking a leak w/o washing hands.....won't do that again....
Thats what my computer always says..
ceestyle
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yeah, definitely been there! same thing goes for touching your eyes. i keep disposable gloves in my kitchen for making salsa and dicing peppers just for that reason ...If you don't get a flaming asshole on your 1st taste after harvest, they're not peppers...I've had to sit in the tub with my scotch bonnets...
made the mistake of taking a leak w/o washing hands.....won't do that again....
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about four years ago, i picked up a species of pepper that has yet to be identified that produced tiny tiny red peppers the shape of serranos, but a bit flatter. they were about 1/2" long, and they would seriously fuck you up.
one night i had a party at my place, and as people arrived, I was making some fresh salsa and guac. i had one diced up on my chef's knife - it looked like nothing. A guy i knew - who bragged about being able to take the heat - came in and I offered it to him, snickering when i told him it was hot. It destroyed him for the rest of the night. He got drunk trying to put out those flames!
korvette1977
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Twistyman
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There's one in every crowd. Some putz did that with my peppers, I though I'd have to call 911... he was gasping, crying, spitting and just all f***** up.. I warned him...
korvette1977
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Well since Next weekend is July 4th , and my kids are here this weekend .. It means the cunt err i mean the kids mother has them.. So Daddy has a Little surprise for the little buggers ... I got hold of some fireworks , Got some firewood, putt out a table and some chairs . all the while not letting on to what Im doing . So they are looking at me like Im nuts . So I explain Im making a campfire to roast some smorsz and marshmellows .. they are down they hit the woods getting the sticks they want .. as they do Daddy lights off a blockbuster and throws it behind me 20' ( yes folks behind me AWAY from my kids ) well when it went boom ..like clockwork all three hit the ground scared shitless .. You had to be there . They are 7-7- and 5 .. it was great .. the dogs took off to the house .They are the real pussy's the "so Called HUNTING DOG" the 2 springers are fucking gun shy .thats why their owners gave em up .. my girl dont understand .. Well off to blow some shit up I'll be back later .. cheers ..
Chiceh
Global Mod, Stoner Chic
My one dog does the same thing, shakes and gets all freaked out when he hears fireworks. This weekend is Canada Day long weekend. So I am sure he will be quivering by my side, lol. Have fun with the kids.
ceestyle
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yeah, i think that's pretty universal. it has been in my experience, anyway.My one dog does the same thing, shakes and gets all freaked out when he hears fireworks. This weekend is Canada Day long weekend. So I am sure he will be quivering by my side, lol. Have fun with the kids.