Time to get high and bury my money
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I'm living life Fast like Ramadan
The story of the battle is only told by the victorious.
Me and Zoloft get along just fine!
Is it still considered progression if a cannibal uses a fork?
88.7% of all statistics are completely made up.
If it ain't fixed, Don't broke it.
Why is amazon prime day not on payday?...
It's okay if you only smoke a little bit.
Who put that there?
I'm Higher than giraffe nuts
Going to get LED light, now if I could only make up my mind... I had an easier time choosing to get married. The return policy is 30-60 days but a divorce is always an option...
Never trust a man in a wheelchair with dirty shoes.
Smoke'em' if you got 'em'... and I ain't got em'.
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