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I was driving a driverless car the night I got two DUIs (by the same cops lol) and went to jail That was the last time I drank that fucking shit Alchohol - RIP - 10-4-2003

fuck a bunch of demoncrats and repellicans!

Assholes are gonna shoot up the place and kill lots of people no matter whether the Right "keeps and bears arms" or the Left gets whatever "stringent gun control measures" they're always screaming about. That's because there are already more than enough weapons, ammo, criminals, gangs...

About the same as op - but I had to try to get thru to a human being at the Social Security (haha) Administration and it was just like a bloody discharge to the head. Fucking douchebag bureau-rats.

When Obama speaks on national security, US enemies salivate.

So is this like a major phone attack going on against paraphernalia, I saw this coming! It may just be the beginning of "the first wave". These phones are poised to fuck up a lot of shit. We better wake up,

I learned this somewhere in my vast educational experience Fuck a duck, Screw a pigeon, Go to hell And get religion.

Just wait till we all can have suitcase nukes! It'll be mayhem at the mall BIG TIME! Doesn't matter if it's some disgruntled employee, a bunch of crazy racists, or just some peaceful religious people doing Allah's bidding, lots of us will finally be able to melt together as one happy American...

The Yellow Wallpaper - going crazy gothic horror style

I don't know why ISIS even bothers with the US. Looks to me like we're their best allies. Maybe Obama or his successor can foment some more anti-government rebellion in the Middle East. It works so well. The jihadists have to be laughing their asses off. Why, the Americans are so tough and...

There is no such thing as objectivity in today's media. Really, there's no such thing as complete objectivity in journalism, period. How much biased opinion gets injected into media news coverage, whether intentional or not, is a matter of degrees. The US media is pretty much either a butt boy...

Halt ALL gun sales in the US for EVERY type of gun with NO exceptions and there would still be more than enough assault weapons in the hands of crazy idiots to keep the slaughter going for generations. Even if we made it illegal for anyone in the US to own or have a gun in their possession, I...

/start rant This so-called "company" I work for is full of shit in kinda the same way as the heads-up-ass federal gov. Bureaucrats are bureaucrats - fuckin idiots. Lying idiots at that. Always blaming everyone else for their failures. Just sit around in meetings blowing smoke up each others'...

lol thanks for the welcome.

I think viruses are fascinating. I mean, as far as cleverness and efficiency in accomplishing the supreme goal, they're amazing. And retroviruses ability to insert snippets of their DNA into ours seems almost insidious. Whatta universe!

Easy - it's because we haven't had a Global Climate Change Summit here yet. Next shooting we need to have a summit and presto! Once the bad guys get that "we're having a climate change summit here" message they'll ALL flee the United States like Superman from a kryptonite mine.

One small toke for man - one giant hit for mankind! bongsmilie

cool prank