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LOL, I remember when I thought about getting a bike, but then I realized this is a city and there are tons of buses packed with people to ride, but then I became a millionaire and I no longer need to leave the house unless it was to see the weed fields

What's up Homey, is this the post to change the Earf's way of life? I appreciate this deep fountain of wisdome in your post, but you cannot penetrate the american sheepleton psyche without a TV show with cool music, money prizes and suspenseful storylines. Tough Nuggets right? I too, should...

There was this one time, at space bandcamp, I stuck a pussy in my flute and queefed "I pledge allegiance to the flag" while farting my country 'tis of thee backwards.

What the Hell is Up FinShaggedy :)) It's 12:42AM in colombia, and we dive into silos of weed like scrooge mcduck so fuck the clock, but now there are times of change ahead. Got to bring our weed stockpile of 1 million kilograms below the crust of the earth 1 kilometer, to prepare for the end...

I'mm not going to lie to all of you, I've seen my "dispensary" sell me some acapulco gold mix then tell another client while he was right infront of me that the weed was white rhino. Obviously, thanks to the internet, KUSH has become a notoriousy strong plant like pineapple express and others...

RIU is fine. super fucking fine in fact. If I had the choice of being a politician for the united states government or just being an unpaid user of RIU , I would be here with you guys, and ladies. RIU has some fucking winners

Aqua Teen is an exemplary american television program and I would have all faith restored in my patriotic beliefs in this country if only the black man could be replaced by the milkshake in 2012. MASTER SHAKE FOR PRESIDENT. atleast he LOLs me

I am just waiting for the like button to come back. I think I should have gotten atleast 1 tonight, lol. WTF happened to the internet (RIU)? I go away for 2 or 3 weeks and BAM!

lol if anybody ships any fucking money to that website, I think that is just dummmbbbbbbbbaaahhhh. Rollitup, this is a marijuana growing website. makesmore sense to pop seeds and grow some bushes, fuck ordering WEED online LOL. LOL.

I just had a PCP flashback, the good old days with a big sack of mintleaves dipped and dried in pcp goodness, followed by state hospital time. But I digress

I think of PCP as a solidbooster rocket chair, and marijuana is a porche 911 with a speedlimit, as long as there is a good vaporizer and the buds are chrystally ... mmm

Chronic this is fucking serious. Lots of people feel robbed of their precious posts, some users became suicidal. RIU is not a toilet that shall be flushed whenever thy feelest it is necessary. For it is not necessary. Rather, we must pile load upon load of precious, warm, and nutty...

I got my threads back when I started bypassing future farts to my mouth for semi-asphyxiation episodes, then I remember all my past posts and retyped them word for word. After 5 Pledge Allegiances to the Flag, my terdlet posts floated to the top of the internet. Please don't flush my legacy...

when I smoked PCP, I wasn't addicted to it anymore than I would be addicted to a time machine or space ship if I had one :)

my "dispensary" sells ounces of whites and kushes for half of a $100 bill, and plus the "reception room" has free smoking samples and a Playstation 3 with pirate games and a plasma screen. I have no use of ordering weed online. But, if getting LOLed is one's goal, then yes, annonymousy buying...

of course it is addictive. Kids are addicted to TV because it is like an alternate reality for their minds to occupy. On the other hand, so is PCP :) but its realizm is not that of TV irreality.

RIU = sock USA government CIA operatives = the long dick of the law in need of self love. This soggy sock will be rancid and blown full of holes, but uncle sam doesn't care. He already used the bill of rights the very same way, albeit a horribly abrasive sock it was :( Don't become a receptacle...

PCP is 100x more epic than crack. But don't do it :) I would have to say if I wanted to die, I'd get a big ass jar of liquid PCP and dip my marijuana buds in there. But nah :) Fuck suicide. Don't play with PCP. you'll be lucky to get away from the devil's grasp with your life. I was :)

pretty good bro :) the only thing I ejaculated on the phone were sputters of tears from my eyes. I just couldn't live without my precious dank weed bushes and super pussy. Jail sucks ass. An inmate came in one day to defecate a few condoms worth of stashed intestinal weed. We removed the...