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ohhh... yeah. That's too far for me haha :)

oh please. grow up kids. ;) I kiss my girl after she blows me. With as much saliva as there is in the mouth, once she swallows there are none of my little swimmers left anyway. It's not like she's trying to snowball you with a huge wad on her tongue while she kisses you.

Umm... every load a guy blows is special. Have you not learned anything from RIU? We're like that goat that forgets after 10 seconds. Why do you think we try so hard to get laid/blown/handied so often... because every load is special. a b-day blowjob is awesome.

Piracy isn't theft. If you're a (in real life) thief, you're a scumbag and I hope you lose your hands in a car accident, and then get some weird disease where you have to jerk yourself off or you will die.

Fuck it, just blow him for his birthday. Don't ask him, don't give him a chance to say no. Just pull it out and suck him off. No man can say no (unless he's gay of course), plus if afterwards he's like "WTF" just say "Hey... it's your birthday..." there won't be any awkwardness... in fact you'd...

Just remember quantity doesn't mean quality :) Happy 420th post!

Don't buy him jewelry if you want to fuck him. I'm just looking out for you girl. Buy him a manly gift. Something that just makes him want to spin you around and fuck you so violently you puke blood and like it. If you want to look at real gifts, for real men check: http://uncrate.com Buy him...

I'm so confused about this show. Has the world been brainwashed? This show is, was, and always will be horribly horrible. I've shit blood with more humor than this show has ever put out. And then... they replace charlie sheen with ashton kutcher? c'mon

I hope you don't want to sleep with this guy, because I would never sleep with a girl that bought me a $4 medal for christmas... and believe me before I met my wife, it didn't take much for me to sleep with a girl lol.

I love me some fresh bread!! I don't have a bread machine though, so I have to do it old world style. I usually just throw together some dough and shape it quick with my hands. I need a damn stone to cook my breads and pizza on though :( I'm actually not a huge fan of boiled peanuts. We have...

Yeah I'm not a huge fan of tomatoes either but my girl loves them. I like putting them on my sandwiches (especially my veggie sandwiches!). I've just been trying to grow more organic vegetables this year. I'm hoping by next year I have the hang of it enough that all our vegetables will be from...

Hell yeah man I missed the NFL thread haha. I haven't been following as much because I work so damn much :(.

Thanks dude. I've been great actually, just hanging with the family and working on some new things. I had posted a thread about learning to write iPhone apps, so I've been hardcore into programming on mobile platforms. I've read through like 4 books already, 2 on iOS programming, 1 on android...

mmmm. I still have some potatoes from the garden. I have some more that should be ready soon. I need to start more pepper, tomato, and peanut plants.

Nah I think you'll him see get the ball a lot once Belichick has him playing/acting like a team member. He did the same thing with Moss to put him in his place. He's basically saying, look you're talented, but don't for one second thing we need you, or you're the only person on this team that...

Brady has been looking pretty good. Not 100% Brady, but good nonetheless. I like how Belichick is working with Ocho. Same way he did with Moss when we first got him. Belichick doesn't like huge ego's and he's great at getting players to play with some modesty. Once Ocho shows he can act like a...

I know. I really wanted to top it with fresh tomato slices but I didn't have any :(. Usually I have homegrown jalapenos or habaneros to use but I hath none left. Double sad face :(:(

I felt like I'd been gone from RIU forever, until I read this thread. Same old threads from Urca brings me back. It's like I never left.

I totally forgot to add garlic to my ingredient list. I didn't do a spread though, I just sauteed some garlic to put in my sauce. I was going to do a garlic spread across the crust but I didn't have enough. I <3 garlic.

I'd gladly share to anyone that were close to me!