that reminds me of another one:
Piglet runs to Winniepooh and yells with excitement - Winnie, we got delivery, 10 oranges, 8 for you and 8 for me!
Winniepooh: Dude, your math's wrong. It's 5 for each.
Piglet thinks for a sec and replies: meh.. i don't know what ur talking about but I have...